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User avatar #39 - Loppytaffy (11/30/2011) [-]
"almost"? She fucking did die! In the most horribly violent way possible. It pretty much redeemed Twilight.
Until sparkle Richard Simmons turned her into one of him the guy who got friendzoned discovers his inner pedophile and falls in love with the baby.
User avatar #41 to #39 - activitywhite (11/30/2011) [-]
nah he imprinted on the baby! but sooner or later they fall in love!
#49 to #41 - Loppytaffy (11/30/2011) [-]
...You're saying it like it's some sort of romantic love story. He's a fucking werewolf teenager, she's a newborn half dead...thing!
User avatar #59 to #49 - activitywhite (12/01/2011) [-]
If you forget that twilight is a fucking love story mart kid! and she does grow fast! so it is creepy! im not saying its not!
User avatar #60 to #59 - Loppytaffy (12/01/2011) [-]
I really don't know where the love comes into ignoring, abandoning, severly bruising, threatening and inpregnating one's lover with a child that breaks her ribs, pelvis and spine, then tearing her open and then turning her into a being that it cursed to live for all eternity, not sleeping, or aging.
User avatar #61 to #60 - activitywhite (12/02/2011) [-]
first of all the vampires did it and she wanted it! they wanted to kill the fetus but she didnt want to! so its not the vampires/warewolves fault! and thats what she had to do to become one! except for the pregnancy...
#62 to #61 - Loppytaffy (12/02/2011) [-]
Stop trying to explain and justify Twilight!
#63 to #62 - activitywhite (12/02/2011) [-]
just proving your wrong! and you talk shit... without knowing the info! its fucking stupid!
just proving your wrong! and you talk shit... without knowing the info! its fucking stupid!
User avatar #64 to #63 - Loppytaffy (12/02/2011) [-]
I have read twilight, however i really don't give a shit about it. I only wanted to be able to judge it fairly, and i read it and came to the conclusion that it's all bollocks.
#56 to #49 - neoexdeath ONLINE (11/30/2011) [-]
Fucking werewolves, movin' in on my turf!
User avatar #58 to #56 - Loppytaffy (11/30/2011) [-]
(she grows up too quickly. That's just about the only bit of vampire lore that Meyers got right- Dhampirs age quickly. Though she did try to add science to it and that was total bollocks.)
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