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#1060 - straitedge (11/29/2011) [-]
1. We have more people that are smart than dumb.
2. Our economy has had more time being more awesome than everyone else's economy than sucking more than everyone else's economy.
3. Our healthcare is free-choice. If we don't wanna pay for it, we don't.
4. Our government fixed Europe's problems multiple times (WWI & WW2, feeding the Germans after WW2, deterring a full on Soviet invasion (Cold War)).
5. We're also good at making Apple Pies and fucking countries up in general.
6. Completely inaccurate. I would also like to point out that you put a period after every sentence fragment of yours, when a comma would have been much more appropriate.
7. Mad? No. Annoyed? Yes.
8. I can take a joke, but I thumbed down because this is technically a repost in the sense that you're just repeating what's been said on FunnyJunk before.

TL; DR?
'MERICA, FUCK YEAH!
User avatar #1075 to #1060 - thatoldhorse (11/29/2011) [-]
don't forget we house most of the best colleges in the world
#1097 to #1075 - anonymous (11/29/2011) [-]
And the dumbest k-12 schools in the world. There are students from third-world countries like Indonesia that are smarter than the average American high school graduate.
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