Rick: Well what do we have here?
Guy: This is the corpse of Osama Bin Laden.
Rick: Really? So, where did you get this?
Guy: Well, I' m a fisherman and I got it out of the sea.
Rick: Umm, okay. Well it looks real but I really wanna
get a buddy over here. These things have no set
Rick: We' ll see you then!
Earlier today a guy brought in the corpse of Osama Bin
Laden. I think this might be worth a fortune but last time
when Chumlee bought the corpse of Saddam Hussein,
we got burned on it, so I called in my buddy Dana to
take a look at it.
Dana: The Guys at the shop called me over to look at
something that' s supposed to have alot of historical
meaning. They Always call on me when they need to
know what a historical item is worth.
Dana: Well, What do we have here?
Guy: Well, as you can see it' s the corpse of Osama
Dana: Wow, this is a one of a kind piece!
Dana: Yeah, this is a 100% Authentic Osama Bin
Laden. The only problem though is that it' s damaged
in the head and you can see it has some water
Rick: Awesome! So about how much do these
things sell and in this condition?
Dana: Well in this shape and condition, considering
the water damage and damage on the head.....
I' d say about 6 to 10, 000 dollars.
Rick: So how much were you looking to get out of it?
Guy: I' m thinking about 5, 000 dollars. I mean the
expert said it was authentic.
Rick: Okay, 5000 is defi italy not going to happen.
The economy is bad right now and dead terrorists
aren' t flying off the shelf right now. I' ll give you 2500
bucks for it.
Rick: I can go 3000 and not a dime higher I think I' m
really taking a risk here.
Satt H ,
Guy: Okay Deal!
Rick: Chum, go write him up!
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