Skyrim Job Application. I made front page, I am the Dovahkiin this city deserves! "I used to be a adventurer like you, until I took a (Insert weapon) to th
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Skyrim Job Application

I made front page, I am the Dovahkiin this city deserves!

"I used to be a adventurer like you, until I took a (Insert weapon) to the (insert body part.)"

Took an arrow to the knee? Heed employment? We got the for '1"' !
You bye adventuring- Yon louse wearing armor, brandishing a mighty weapon, and intimidating others behind that rusty helmet of yours. But then an arrow in
Posted 11/ 21/ 2011 the knee changed your lite.
gylr: 38 PM
That doesn' t mean your life is over.
Th IS ma At Generic Siltrim Guard Inc., we can put you back on your feet again. For an amazing 1 Septim an hour, you can walk around the city of your choice from
dusk til dawn-
We' d we to make you into another member of our team- We currently employ over 1000 guards across Siltrim who
IS god gladly ignore the excruciating pain of standing on their bad knees all day to protect our fellow citizens.
Duties include arresting criminals, telling adventurers about the arrow you took to the knee, and occasionally being catapulted to the Moon by a giant that
was lured into town.
We are an Equal Employer [procided your racial description does not end in "raer", "fan", or ") and have an rating with the Black Briar
Apply today!
We have approximately eight hours to stop that from happening. We ... that from happening. -
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Submitted: 11/28/2011
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#4 - joemanperson (11/28/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I have a dream where dunmer have the possibility to be guards and racism and segregation do not exist.
#52 - sirfrancis (11/29/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**sirfrancis rolled a random image** <----- What ended my adventure life.
#20 - krustykrabpizza (11/28/2011) [-]
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User avatar #25 - icbricksquad (11/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
what's between 'sky' and 'application' in the title?
User avatar #32 - falloutla (11/29/2011) [+] (21 replies)
"I used to be a adventurer like you, until I took a Steel Mace to the balls"
User avatar #1 - ilovehitler (11/28/2011) [+] (10 replies)
I find this amusing.

Dear diary, today OP was not a Richard Simmons.
User avatar #2 to #1 - obiko (11/28/2011) [-]
Your name is Hitlerious :D
User avatar #74 - newbiedoobiedoo (11/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
These arrow to the knee jokes used to be funny, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
#66 - lordkyzer (11/29/2011) [-]
I used to be and adventurer like you until i took sweetroll to the knee
User avatar #26 - JohnnyBlaire (11/28/2011) [-]
I used to be an arrow like you. Then I took a guard in the knee.
#10 - shittyjunk (11/28/2011) [-]
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#81 - livinglegacy (11/29/2011) [-]
I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee. Which sucks, because I got to thinking, I might be the Dragonborn and just not know it yet.
#11 - microro (11/28/2011) [-]
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#86 - jhdyourself (11/29/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**jhdyourself rolled a random image** lulz
User avatar #110 - lawlasaur (11/29/2011) [-]
"Skyrim Job application"
"Skyrim Job"
"Rim Job"
#36 - SkyMaro **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#47 - negrocop (11/29/2011) [-]
I used to be a pornstar like you, but then I took a dildo to the knee.
#78 - CIS White Male (11/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I'm still listening to Yakety Sax Music from the 4chan post.
User avatar #76 - thatnerdyguy (11/29/2011) [-]
I used to be a knee like you, until I took an adventurer to the arrow.
#51 - lycantrophy (11/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I always wonder when playing my Khajit, that how many dead cats and mourning cat owners there must be in Skyrim. every second npc who attacks, goes "You remind me of my cousins cat, I killed that too!"
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