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If Barbie Was Real

If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.
• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.
• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate....more »
If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.
• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.
• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.
• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
• Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”
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Submitted: 11/28/2011
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#5 - rulebysecrecy (11/29/2011) [-]
i dont get it... which ones the barbie?
#4 - oldnfat (11/29/2011) [-]
So, whats your point ???
#3 - anonymous (11/28/2011) [-]
I'd still fuck her
#2 - phobeus (11/28/2011) [-]
problem women?
#1 - anonymous (11/28/2011) [-]
O.o
O.o
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