Facebook (1). I made a funny. OC. Cheyenne Bennett Tear: her: Can you see God? Class: No, Tear: her: Can you mum Gad? Classe, No there isnt a Gad! raises their
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I made a funny. OC

Cheyenne Bennett
Tear: her: Can you see God?
Class: No,
Tear: her: Can you mum Gad?
Classe, No
there isnt a Gad!
raises their hand and says. . . *
Student: Sir, Can you see your brain
Tear: her: No
you mum your brain?
Tear: her: No,
okay, so you don' t have a brain
Like & Put this as your slams if you
Love EL believe in God*
sh Ryan Leak William Joeseph and q others like this,
Michael Kelly But you an see and mum your brain, rrsu' re
probably just not in the best position ts do so while your skull is
inland. So You mustiest have ten have a broken skull ts
God,
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Submitted: 11/27/2011
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#43 - jaribus (11/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
me: miss, can i see your boobs?
teacher: no!
me: can i feel you boobs?
teacher: no!!!
me: oh, then you must have no boobs
#35 - thatspecialkid (11/28/2011) [-]
Teacher: Can you see
God?
Class: No.
Teacher: Can you touch
God?
Class: No
Teacher: then there
isn't a God!

*student raises their
hand and says*

Student: Sir,can you
see your brain?
Teacher: Yes my child, I can see it, but it'll just require me to cut my head open.
Student: Sir, can you touch
your brain?
Teacher: Yes! But again, I'll have to cut it open, or put a stick in my nose, and that doesn't seem pleasant, now does it?
Student: Oh, well then I'll sit down and bathe in my stupidity.

Repost if you don't believe in god XD


Made this when I saw that thing up there reposted three times.
#36 - trollmanone (11/28/2011) [+] (4 replies)
can you see air can you touch air then air does not exist your move
can you see air can you touch air then air does not exist your move
#293 - jumpnfag (11/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**jumpnfag rolled a random image** <------- GOD
#269 - HolyArachnid (11/28/2011) [+] (17 replies)
You know, I'm not a Christian (I do believe in God, but not in a very rigid way), but whenever I see these stupid-ass posts on here mocking religion, I want to jump in and defend it. It deserves better than this. If you really want to criticize or satirize Christianity, there are a whole SLEW of bloody, pointless religious wars and horrible, intolerant bigots out there you could be skewering; why do people trot out this ******* juvenile "LOLZ what kinda moron could believe that" excuse for an argument over and over?

Frankly, one of the reasons I don't belong to any organized religion is that I don't agree with a lot of the ways they run things; but I think there's a LOT to be said for believing in something greater than yourself. It encourages you to better yourself, to look for meaning in the simpler parts of life, and to respect people for the good in them. Our cultural values nowadays are so ********* it's not even funny, and you see it on this site as much as anywhere: we want to act like we're too cool to care about other people, we want to live like nothing matters but our own pleasure Right This Second, and we want to brush off the ideas of faith and deep meaning as being for weak-minded lunatics who can't "handle" the pressures of life. And then we wonder why our art consists of regurgitated hipster trash, why our music consists of over-synthesized empty drivel, why fewer relationships work out and fewer friendships have depth than ever before - and why, as a result, we're so stressed out all the time. It's important to believe in something, and to stick by it - maybe not a god or a holy book, if those things don't suit you, but SOMETHING - and if more people don't start to realize that, I think we're in for a rude awakening pretty goddamn soon.
User avatar #101 - muffinsauce (11/28/2011) [+] (4 replies)
It seems that everyone one FJ lacks understanding of the concept of faith.
User avatar #103 to #101 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (11/28/2011) [-]
personally i like tacos, they are delicious.
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#20 - nerdsrule **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#55 - anonymous (11/28/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Teacher: Can you see
God?
Class: No. You would die from pure awesome.
Teacher: Can you touch
God?
Class: No. You would die from pure awesome.
Teacher: ...You're all idiots

In all seriousness though who says you aren't touching or looking at God right now? It is said that he is in fact omnipresent. If you don't like to look at it from that view you could simply say that you would die while in the presence of God simply due to his power.
User avatar #63 to #61 - perfagly (11/28/2011) [-]
It's much easier to prove that something that is real does exist, than it is to prove something that isn't real doesn't exist.
Can you prove I don't have an invisible pet raptor who eats mentally disabled people?
#72 - fluxee (11/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**fluxee rolled a random image** How about we just let people live their lives however the 						****					 they want, regardless if there is a god or not?
**fluxee rolled a random image** How about we just let people live their lives however the **** they want, regardless if there is a god or not?
#311 - antiphates (11/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
This religiös pöst wäs önly bäckwer upp with pöör fäcts, better nöt let the nördic åtheists see this or they will pröbäbly burn this pöst döwn.
#109 - ruzzell (11/28/2011) [-]
good job not censoring names, now i can stalk you if i wanted...
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#95 - werwerwer **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#194 - albita (11/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I respect the people who believe in God, but this is ******* funny...
#178 - yoksok (11/28/2011) [+] (8 replies)
#170 - CrushOrange (11/28/2011) [+] (8 replies)
#264 - thelegendarylegend (11/28/2011) [+] (5 replies)
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#192 - gimmebackmygoose (11/28/2011) [+] (25 replies)
Gee, I hope this doesn't star a spiderman thread
#193 to #192 - Achmedisfunneh (11/28/2011) [-]
i only have this reaction picture of superman
User avatar #237 - naziyahtzee (11/28/2011) [+] (9 replies)
I have no problem with christians- a lot of them are very nice people- but people who do this piss me off.
#246 to #237 - teamrocketninja (11/28/2011) [-]
As a Christian,  I thank you for not generalizing me in with her foolishness. And you can imagine this type pisses me off extremely, what with giving me a bad rep.
As a Christian, I thank you for not generalizing me in with her foolishness. And you can imagine this type pisses me off extremely, what with giving me a bad rep.
User avatar #3 - walcorn ONLINE (11/27/2011) [+] (11 replies)
This is not OC... just sayin'
User avatar #12 to #4 - myheadjustblewup (11/27/2011) [-]
You really shouldnt post ur fb on here....who knows it might end up on /b/.............
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