>Go on omegle
>Meet super pretty girl
>We hit it off, talk for 3 hours
>I ask her if she wants strip for me
>She says only if I do the same
>I start stripping, my dog comes in and licks my balls
>I get startled, stab dog in the eye with spork
>She starts freaking out, falls off her chair and impales herself on the bed
>Her grandpa walks in, starts feasting on her limp body
>I simultaneously start shitting and cumming
>My dick is spaghetti
>Who was phone?