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What did YOU choose?

lvl " Vacation gone bad)
You are flying across the Pacific to some ******** for some reason, and your plane crashes. You wake up days later
on a desert Island with some of the following Items. You have it points to spend. You cannot pick more than one
from each row, and the first ' rows must be used. Perks are will be here for 20 years.
The island is uncharted, and ranges from desert and dry to swampy and everywhere in between.
There is a an of a year tropical season and a in of a year rainy season.
Only 8 years old, doesn' t " was tuti, fut! that it Camped with her ttwtt Tour best mate friend, or Yes, It costs you points
know much, But is willing ' tableflip,' , "Pr twitte a month, atl non sexual partner If you’ re to be alone. if you don’ t
to learn. Very playful. DTF 'l/ ,'','if, i, ',,taht ,' l, m her stilt. Ugly " “Wk: a girl (ogirls on ychan). want to spend points,
since she doesn’ t know any warm "an we gm; anti mg, stranger than ytou, Very get the ugly bitch.
better. Wem' t be of much survive: classes. DTF. , Wm ' No catch. can he into ivlvyi?
help gem me age; imp knows the basics. In . DTP you around the Island and Not DTF.
need can the matt since you' re he only may on the panic If you don' t check In.
few years on the Island, but . Rad hygiene Soap
will be only " at the end. settles Fish In percs.
and a knife " it pts
we' an read Henge; fee}; off, A single hunting rifle. Comes A pair tta pistols, handly If That' s it. Remember, a hatchet Aka dumbass "I' M so HARD”
we new what rtru' re getting. with 5, 552 shots, one for every you have a partner on the can chop wood, among other mode.
other day you' re on the Island. island. Also comes with shlt.. A knife cant
Also comes with cleaning 3, 552 shots and cleaning
equipment. equipment.
Personal itemss........
Hugo wed classic
Half full of your favorite music Enough to smoke as a Unlimited newspaper for Allows you to listen to any Doeesn' t defeate. we eke,
and your pa runer' s favorite music. week. Doesn' t go bad. . radio station.. Music, spud! may not Be good for women.
Unlimited battery in this scenario. Comes with a pipe and torents, '. ' t “W
unlimited wraps. Ho lighter. half the time. Sound
is decent when it does work.
Perk (Optional)
Alli i, ti, lillu
4 pts Shelter - 8 pts 6 pts 4 pts
empty. ‘foo know, a regular kit.
No Snakes or Spiders Dog Map - 6 pts On topic
3 pts at pts 4 pts 21 pts
A 1 year old, tame dog is magically, a map showing THU "nil a huge EMILIE or gemme en the an mt,
2' l' '' tats' ' ', ,. i' ound on the Island. Average all of the island appears. gold coins your first day on thee are an reads
lifespan for this species is " (And no, it' s not ******* the Island. Approximate posted on my
years. Flawful gee stuartess, we worth: 15. 1 million dollars
a generic island. i
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User avatar #517 - VICTORx (11/27/2011) [-]
Hipster: 6 - She's competent and should still be able to learn. She'll get over herself when faced with surviving in an unfriendly area.

Hatchet: 4 - Can be used to chop and sharpen wood. Can use the backside as a hammer to break rock shards to create more tools, and can be used for anything else you might use a hammer for (construction).

Stationary: 4 - Can be used to create a map. Unlimited paper can be used for assistance in starting fires/insulating walls. If metal, pens can be used to create spears and used as nails with light wood.

If the medical kit is unlimited in supplies, then I'd choose that: 6 - Obvious reasons, not dying being paramount. Given unlimited supplies, can use gauze/medical adhesive to make sun shades/new clothes.

If the medical kit is limited in supplies, then I'd choose condoms: 3 - Not only for sex (that's still a major bonus), can be used to carry water, keep captured food fresher and away from contaminants.

Lastly, Treasure: 4 - If I'm going through 20 years of ******** , I want something for it.
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User avatar #791 to #748 - wiredguy (11/27/2011) [-]
No it's not:
6+4+4+4+6
10+4+4+6
14+4+6
18+6
24

And it's 21 if he chooses condoms.
User avatar #804 to #748 - ferncaz (11/27/2011) [-]
It's 24 if he uses the medical kit, it's 21 if he uses the condoms.
#39 - astisk ONLINE (11/27/2011) [-]
-Alone
-A cup
-Piss
-Unlimited Piss
-Bigger container for future piss storage.
User avatar #348 - Visual ONLINE (11/27/2011) [-]
Alone
Hunting rifle
iPod
Dog
User avatar #356 to #348 - ImSoVeryCool (11/27/2011) [-]
i am legend style
respect.jpg
User avatar #1193 to #356 - Visual ONLINE (11/27/2011) [-]
Or Fallout 3 style

I shall name my dog, dogmeat.
#118 - sparkyfusion (11/27/2011) [-]
1.Choose hipster
2.Make pregnant
3.Unlimited loli's
User avatar #135 to #118 - SkuToV (11/27/2011) [-]
This guy has it all worked out.
#278 - aludile (11/27/2011) [-]
Loli.



Don't care about the rest.
#285 to #278 - John Cena (11/27/2011) [-]
#288 to #285 - aludile (11/27/2011) [-]
Nobody give a **** what you have to say anon
#794 - ladynaga (11/27/2011) [-]
GET UNLIMITED CONDOMS

MAKE HOUSE OUT OF CONDOMS

MAKE NETS OUT OF CONDOMS

GET FOOD AND SHELTER EASY

BURN CONDOMS FOR FIRE

FIRE DONE

INFINITE SEX AND EASY LIFE INCOMING
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#473 - roberttheclown **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1407 to #473 - bunnyjunk (11/28/2011) [-]
map is useless you have 20 years to explore the damn place
User avatar #529 to #473 - serker (11/27/2011) [-]
Note that the fat bitch is stronger than you , and might not be an easy foe ! And if you lose , she might be hungry and eat you.
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#538 to #529 - roberttheclown **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#548 to #538 - serker (11/27/2011) [-]
But what about if she gets mad because you told her to get back to the kitchen and uses smash ?
+1
#580 to #548 - roberttheclown **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #610 to #580 - serker (11/27/2011) [-]
Alright, good . The plan is ready ! Now we must get to the island.
User avatar #1385 to #538 - coolranchderpitos (11/28/2011) [-]
+1 sneak! your sneak skill is now 32
User avatar #646 to #529 - bdevils (11/27/2011) [-]
she has to sleep sometime
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#1380 to #450 - John Cena (11/28/2011) [-]
You, Sir, made me laugh...
User avatar #1367 to #450 - whiiterussian (11/28/2011) [-]
I don't think the condoms are necessary
#620 - tiitsmcgeee (11/27/2011) [-]
just piss. nothing else
#92 - commandersheppard (11/27/2011) [-]
**** the system... and the 8 year old.
#753 - Altr (11/27/2011) [-]
1. no one
2. condoms
4. more condoms
5. even more condoms


6. dog....
#391 - AlbelTheWicked (11/27/2011) [-]
Come on people, this is where your prowess in minecraft comes together.

Who needs a hatchet? Punch a few trees and make one yourself.
User avatar #280 - beastsy (11/27/2011) [-]
you people are dumb as **** , if you want to be alone just kill the ugly bitch, there thats free 3 points
#311 to #280 - John Cena (11/27/2011) [-]
that..... is actually pretty smart........
#478 to #280 - neelix (11/27/2011) [-]
After she builds you a shelter with her pro skillz. You also get some meat to feast on for a while.
#255 - mattucheese **User deleted account** (11/27/2011) [-]
Can I have a volleyball instead of a football?
#272 to #255 - John Cena (11/27/2011) [-]
#519 to #255 - awesomesandwhich (11/27/2011) [-]
The football does say Wilson on it so that's close enough.
#613 - Tynan (11/27/2011) [-]
Hipster- Leave her tied up entire time for sex

Gun- Use one bullet a day, use natural weapons like sticks and spears to conserve ammo

Weed- So i dont lose my ******* mind on the island, only smoke a small bit so i can smoke twice as much a week.

No Snakes or spiders- Deathly arachnophobic, **** the condoms, falcon punch her in the stomach routinely every week.
#1162 - daftspectres (11/27/2011) [-]
chooses unlimited condoms,

builds raft out of limitless condoms

????

freedom!





#565 - John Cena (11/27/2011) [-]
>Uses all points on weed
>Go into shock due to too much highness
>Wake up in on a boat
>People bleeding as they touch me
>Spongebob comes out of me
>I get eaten
>I am a pineapple.
User avatar #1140 - checkemdubs (11/27/2011) [-]
Ugly bitch
Fishing and knife (Use knife to kill ugly bitch)
Condoms ( Use unlimited Condoms to make a bridge across the Pacific)
Treasure ( Im rich)
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User avatar #906 to #881 - swizzzy (11/27/2011) [-]
you sir, have made my day
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