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lvl " Vacation gone bad)
You are flying across the Pacific to some bullshit for some reason, and your plane crashes. You wake up days later
on a desert Island with some of the following Items. You have it points to spend. You cannot pick more than one
from each row, and the first ' rows must be used. Perks are will be here for 20 years.
The island is uncharted, and ranges from desert and dry to swampy and everywhere in between.
There is a an of a year tropical season and a in of a year rainy season.
Only 8 years old, doesn' t " was tuti, fut! that it Camped with her ttwtt Tour best mate friend, or Yes, It costs you points
know much, But is willing ' tableflip,' , "Pr twitte a month, atl non sexual partner If you’ re to be alone. if you don’ t
to learn. Very playful. DTF 'l/ ,'','if, i, ',,taht ,' l, m her stilt. Ugly " “Wk: a girl (ogirls on ychan). want to spend points,
since she doesn’ t know any warm "an we gm; anti mg, stranger than ytou, Very get the ugly bitch.
better. Wem' t be of much survive: classes. DTF. , Wm ' No catch. can he into ivlvyi?
help gem me age; imp knows the basics. In . DTP you around the Island and Not DTF.
need can the matt since you' re he only may on the panic If you don' t check In.
few years on the Island, but . Rad hygiene Soap
will be only " at the end. settles Fish In percs.
and a knife " it pts
we' an read Henge; fee}; off, A single hunting rifle. Comes A pair tta pistols, handly If That' s it. Remember, a hatchet Aka dumbass "I' M so HARD”
we new what rtru' re getting. with 5, 552 shots, one for every you have a partner on the can chop wood, among other mode.
other day you' re on the Island. island. Also comes with shlt.. A knife cant
Also comes with cleaning 3, 552 shots and cleaning
equipment. equipment.
Personal itemss........
Hugo wed classic
Half full of your favorite music Enough to smoke as a Unlimited newspaper for Allows you to listen to any Doeesn' t defeate. we eke,
and your pa runer' s favorite music. week. Doesn' t go bad. . radio station.. Music, spud! may not Be good for women.
Unlimited battery in this scenario. Comes with a pipe and torents, '. ' t “W
unlimited wraps. Ho lighter. half the time. Sound
is decent when it does work.
Perk (Optional)
Alli i, ti, lillu
4 pts Shelter - 8 pts 6 pts 4 pts
empty. ‘foo know, a regular kit.
No Snakes or Spiders Dog Map - 6 pts On topic
3 pts at pts 4 pts 21 pts
A 1 year old, tame dog is magically, a map showing THU "nil a huge EMILIE or gemme en the an mt,
2' l' '' tats' ' ', ,. i' ound on the Island. Average all of the island appears. gold coins your first day on thee are an reads
lifespan for this species is " (And no, it' s not fucking the Island. Approximate posted on my
years. Flawful gee stuartess, we worth: 15. 1 million dollars
a generic island. i
You are flying across the Pacific to some bullshit for some reason, and your plane crashes. You wake up days later
on a desert Island with some of the following Items. You have it points to spend. You cannot pick more than one
from each row, and the first ' rows must be used. Perks are will be here for 20 years.
The island is uncharted, and ranges from desert and dry to swampy and everywhere in between.
There is a an of a year tropical season and a in of a year rainy season.
Only 8 years old, doesn' t " was tuti, fut! that it Camped with her ttwtt Tour best mate friend, or Yes, It costs you points
know much, But is willing ' tableflip,' , "Pr twitte a month, atl non sexual partner If you’ re to be alone. if you don’ t
to learn. Very playful. DTF 'l/ ,'','if, i, ',,taht ,' l, m her stilt. Ugly " “Wk: a girl (ogirls on ychan). want to spend points,
since she doesn’ t know any warm "an we gm; anti mg, stranger than ytou, Very get the ugly bitch.
better. Wem' t be of much survive: classes. DTF. , Wm ' No catch. can he into ivlvyi?
help gem me age; imp knows the basics. In . DTP you around the Island and Not DTF.
need can the matt since you' re he only may on the panic If you don' t check In.
few years on the Island, but . Rad hygiene Soap
will be only " at the end. settles Fish In percs.
and a knife " it pts
we' an read Henge; fee}; off, A single hunting rifle. Comes A pair tta pistols, handly If That' s it. Remember, a hatchet Aka dumbass "I' M so HARD”
we new what rtru' re getting. with 5, 552 shots, one for every you have a partner on the can chop wood, among other mode.
other day you' re on the Island. island. Also comes with shlt.. A knife cant
Also comes with cleaning 3, 552 shots and cleaning
equipment. equipment.
Personal itemss........
Hugo wed classic
Half full of your favorite music Enough to smoke as a Unlimited newspaper for Allows you to listen to any Doeesn' t defeate. we eke,
and your pa runer' s favorite music. week. Doesn' t go bad. . radio station.. Music, spud! may not Be good for women.
Unlimited battery in this scenario. Comes with a pipe and torents, '. ' t “W
unlimited wraps. Ho lighter. half the time. Sound
is decent when it does work.
Perk (Optional)
Alli i, ti, lillu
4 pts Shelter - 8 pts 6 pts 4 pts
empty. ‘foo know, a regular kit.
No Snakes or Spiders Dog Map - 6 pts On topic
3 pts at pts 4 pts 21 pts
A 1 year old, tame dog is magically, a map showing THU "nil a huge EMILIE or gemme en the an mt,
2' l' '' tats' ' ', ,. i' ound on the Island. Average all of the island appears. gold coins your first day on thee are an reads
lifespan for this species is " (And no, it' s not fucking the Island. Approximate posted on my
years. Flawful gee stuartess, we worth: 15. 1 million dollars
a generic island. i
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#473
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roberttheclown **User deleted account** (11/27/2011) [+]
(8 replies)
- Ugly bitch
- Hatchet
- iPod
- Medical kit
- Map
- 24 points in total
Day 1: Kill ugly bitch with hatchet, obtain free food.
Day 2 to 3652: Minecraft IRL
- Hatchet
- iPod
- Medical kit
- Map
- 24 points in total
Day 1: Kill ugly bitch with hatchet, obtain free food.
Day 2 to 3652: Minecraft IRL
Hipster: 6 - She's competent and should still be able to learn. She'll get over herself when faced with surviving in an unfriendly area.
Hatchet: 4 - Can be used to chop and sharpen wood. Can use the backside as a hammer to break rock shards to create more tools, and can be used for anything else you might use a hammer for (construction).
Stationary: 4 - Can be used to create a map. Unlimited paper can be used for assistance in starting fires/insulating walls. If metal, pens can be used to create spears and used as nails with light wood.
If the medical kit is unlimited in supplies, then I'd choose that: 6 - Obvious reasons, not dying being paramount. Given unlimited supplies, can use gauze/medical adhesive to make sun shades/new clothes.
If the medical kit is limited in supplies, then I'd choose condoms: 3 - Not only for sex (that's still a major bonus), can be used to carry water, keep captured food fresher and away from contaminants.
Lastly, Treasure: 4 - If I'm going through 20 years of bullshit, I want something for it.
Hatchet: 4 - Can be used to chop and sharpen wood. Can use the backside as a hammer to break rock shards to create more tools, and can be used for anything else you might use a hammer for (construction).
Stationary: 4 - Can be used to create a map. Unlimited paper can be used for assistance in starting fires/insulating walls. If metal, pens can be used to create spears and used as nails with light wood.
If the medical kit is unlimited in supplies, then I'd choose that: 6 - Obvious reasons, not dying being paramount. Given unlimited supplies, can use gauze/medical adhesive to make sun shades/new clothes.
If the medical kit is limited in supplies, then I'd choose condoms: 3 - Not only for sex (that's still a major bonus), can be used to carry water, keep captured food fresher and away from contaminants.
Lastly, Treasure: 4 - If I'm going through 20 years of bullshit, I want something for it.
#794
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ladynaga (11/27/2011) [-]
GET UNLIMITED CONDOMS
MAKE HOUSE OUT OF CONDOMS
MAKE NETS OUT OF CONDOMS
GET FOOD AND SHELTER EASY
BURN CONDOMS FOR FIRE
FIRE DONE
INFINITE SEX AND EASY LIFE INCOMING
MAKE HOUSE OUT OF CONDOMS
MAKE NETS OUT OF CONDOMS
GET FOOD AND SHELTER EASY
BURN CONDOMS FOR FIRE
FIRE DONE
INFINITE SEX AND EASY LIFE INCOMING
#613
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Tynan (11/27/2011) [-]
Hipster- Leave her tied up entire time for sex
Gun- Use one bullet a day, use natural weapons like sticks and spears to conserve ammo
Weed- So i dont lose my fucking mind on the island, only smoke a small bit so i can smoke twice as much a week.
No Snakes or spiders- Deathly arachnophobic, fuck the condoms, falcon punch her in the stomach routinely every week.
Gun- Use one bullet a day, use natural weapons like sticks and spears to conserve ammo
Weed- So i dont lose my fucking mind on the island, only smoke a small bit so i can smoke twice as much a week.
No Snakes or spiders- Deathly arachnophobic, fuck the condoms, falcon punch her in the stomach routinely every week.
#565
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N. Korean citizen (11/27/2011) [-]
>Uses all points on weed
>Go into shock due to too much highness
>Wake up in on a boat
>People bleeding as they touch me
>Spongebob comes out of me
>I get eaten
>I am a pineapple.
>Go into shock due to too much highness
>Wake up in on a boat
>People bleeding as they touch me
>Spongebob comes out of me
>I get eaten
>I am a pineapple.
you people are dumb as fuck, if you want to be alone just kill the ugly bitch, there thats free 3 points