family guy

"Because you touch yourself at night."

You are the worst person I know, FJ. You constantly complain about the fat black woman in the back of the theater, the man who pays for your site and rescued you from being productive and that is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury you post comics you made in ten minuets on it, and you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing and you always say "oh I'll catch you later" but later never comes! And what really bothers me is you pretend that you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is go after bimbos, and yeah I date women for their bodies but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and lecture them with some 7th grade interpretation about how Holden Caulfield is some profound intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat and that's why you like him so much. He's you! God, you're pretentious. And you delude yourself by saying you're some great rage face comic maker even though you're terrible. You know, I should have known Anonymous didn't make all of those videos. They would've known that the only thing people still go on Youtube for is to get free music. And you know what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda on how we should "legalize pot man", how big business is crushing the underclass and homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America, well what have you done to help? I worked down at the soup kitchen, funnyjunk, and I've never seen you down there! You want to help, GRAB A LADLE! And by the way, making shitty oc doesn't make you Jesus Christ. Oh wait, you don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter because "religion is for idiots!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You were banned from every other site, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a student. How are those grades of yours you never check? But you know what, I could forgive all of that, ALL OF IT...if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, funnyjunk. You're just a big, sad, whiny bore!

everybody gettin naked huh?

haha that guys sure knows how to hide his porn :D

the same thing happened when marge took off her necklace

**ryangtr rolled a random image** Naked?

true dat

**zigarello rolled a random image** because

MFW i saw this

DUDE! That's a naked Brian! NSFW! D:

that's disgusting why would you post a picture of a dog naked

What the hell dude? that first photo needs to be in the NSFW section !

He has pockets.
"Oh My God! Do you have pockets?"
"Yeah."
"That is so Adorable!"
Ill stop now. I feel like SonicTeam.

Dude!
Indecent exposure is not cool.