funny incident involving shit. Felt like sharing this, I had a good giggle about it later. Happened a couple hours ago. Grammar might be a little off but like a funny incident involving shit Felt like sharing this I had a good giggle about it later Happened couple hours ago Grammar might be little off but
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funny incident involving shit

 
funny incident involving shit. Felt like sharing this, I had a good giggle about it later. Happened a couple hours ago. Grammar might be a little off but like a

Felt like sharing this, I had a good giggle about it later.
Happened a couple hours ago.
Grammar might be a little off but like a give a ****

me at: my dads new girlfriends house
for the first time
in middle of conversation urge to
use the bathroom appears
bathroom door: in a really awkward
E position and seems to me
that; there is no noise proof
needless to say i was going to have
a shit and was thinking it would be
really embarrising to make big splash
sounds
t smart me i took some toilet paper in
my hand and figured out: i' d grab the
poo when it comes out: and slowly
release it to the water silently
and smoothly
urge to examine poo appears so
i lift the poo in my hand in
order to examine it
this is the part where shit goes down
LITERALLY
l sneeze with the poo in my hand and it
falls on the floor on a white fluffy carpet
take shit off the carpet leaving sdmb on it
flip that shit over and leave the bathromm
i' ll never visit again
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Views: 1441 Submitted: 11/26/2011