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User avatar #18 - missunicornpoop
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(11/27/2011) [-]
(kinda like this joke)

A woman is about to have her baby but she doesn't want it to hurt so the doctors say she can give some of the pain to the father of the baby but the doctors say 100% of the pain can kill him, still he says okay. So they give the husband 40% of the pain and he says it doesn't hurt. They then give him 60% of the pain but still he doesn't feel any pain. The doctors decide to give the husband 100% of the pain but he is fine. The baby is born but when they get home there is a dead postman on their doorstep.