Old People Are Badass

turned this into a gif.

i may have embellished a little.

Old people got talent.

**ponieswererolled rolled a random image** mfw a badass old man gives me part of his beard

I was sitting in the food section of the mall with my friend and girlfriend eating food and I noticed this really old guy sitting alone in the table to the right of us. He seems like he'd be one of the quiet ones so I really didn't bother to mind him. Then some asshole with two girls comes over and starts saying shit to the old man and the girls giggle in agreement. After the guy is finished insulting he says "got anything to say old man?" I stand up and get in the kids face and go to talk back but the old man grabs my shoulder and tells me to sit down. I hesitated but I did. The old man proceed to push the kid back, and he stumbled pretty far. Old guy got in his face and said "listen here you little shit I was killing Nazi's and sitting in fox holes when your mother was whoring herself to all the guys in high school so how's about you get the hell out of my face before I make you get out of my face?"
The punk was like "listen here grandpa-" and put his finger in his face. The old man grabs his finger, twists his arm around his and chicken winged him. He let him go about ten seconds later and told him to get the fuck out of here with his two dumb whores and to have some respect for his elders. Most badass motherfucker alive. I stood and clapped at his epicness. It pisses me off what the "next generation" has come to be, but I still have hope for the world :)

**oeztborg rolled a random image** My reaction to this

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**sigmundisdabest rolled a random image** my girlfriend

Just made this my self :D

Now you have diabeetus.

Holy shit balls, THAT is what i call a good comic

I loved this post more than I love taffy, and i'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

Please let me rub your scalp.

it went something like this.

**failfastfrank rolls 9,699**

Shoutld of Ended like this...

Victory dance.