Bye, Derp. I' m going shopping.
Me at home, browsing the interwebz.
Djay, mom. Have funl
What should T do today?
T think I' m gonna read a hook.
Where are we
Well that was fun.
Now that I' m home
I' m gonna check
if I got any
Derp, you' been on the computer
the whale day. Turn it off and
go do something else. \
Hom, I was outside with my friends almost
the whole time you were gone. .
I just same has}: few minutes ago like that.
and I went to check my femail , ' -
if I got: any new messages Your computer this , .. a;
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