No one will ever know. ... or will they? Edit: Top 2... Hmm... I think I should thank you guyz. Meanwhile in security room.... I'm a security officer and i can say for damn sure were making fun of just about everyone who we can see on the CCTV's. I Have seen the funnest before, This one
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No one will ever know

... or will they?
Edit: Top 2... Hmm... I think I should thank you guyz

Meanwhile in
security room...
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Submitted: 11/25/2011
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User avatar #24 - SinniS (11/26/2011) [+] (14 replies)
I'm a security officer and i can say for damn sure were making fun of just about everyone who we can see on the CCTV's. I Have seen the funnest **** before, This one Family (father, mother, 8 year old boy and a 4 year old girl.) was in the store and we believed the Son was Stealing CD's from the reports of how he was acting and empty game cases. So me and the other on duty guy where gonna go and try a PMR (Product Materials Recovery), The idea is to Scare them into dropping what ever it is there steeling (We prefer this over arresting them at the doors) We Decided splitting up would be the best action., to come at them from different sides. Now its important to understand that a PMR is no real direct contact, Its like Staring at from afar intently and Pursuits. So this Family is standing on the back end of the allies, My partner walks directly along the back wall slowly towards them I decide to come directly from the right, down a aisle. The husband See both us, first my partner and then me. Out of no where he starts reaching into his pants, I was freaked. Didn't know if he was gonna pull out a gun or his dick to try to pee on me, ether one was a bad scenario.So he starts lifting his arm out of the front of his pants and pulls out...15 DvD CD's and 6 PS2 game CD's, Places them down on a shelf as fast as he could, Turn around to face his wife and the only area we didn't have covered AND TOOK OFF RUNNING, LEAVING HIS WIFE AND 2 KIDS STANDING THERE, 2 sec's after he took off running, Me, My Buddy and the guys family are standing there staring at one another in disbelief. Needless to say the woman started getting pissed once she realized what just happened. I think back to that and just LOL so ******* Hard. Epic Father Fail!
User avatar #18 - djChives (11/25/2011) [+] (9 replies)
I'm not going to lie, I attempted to fap in an elevator.
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#39 - sunofabeatch (11/26/2011) [-]
**sunofabeatch rolled a random image**  
  
<- what im doing in elevators
**sunofabeatch rolled a random image**

<- what im doing in elevators
#49 - yournewdad (11/26/2011) [-]
&lt;--what I do in elevators
<--what I do in elevators
#133 - winniedawho (11/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
&lt;-------inside the elevator
<-------inside the elevator
#12 - falucho (11/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#75 - aftercafe (11/26/2011) [-]
**aftercafe rolled a random image**
me in the elevator
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#178 - itsandrewbitch (11/26/2011) [-]
Im sure he was thinkin no one would ever know too...  
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Im sure he was thinkin no one would ever know too...
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#143 - yiffsforlyfe (11/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Finally, something on the front page that was actually kinda funny
Finally, something on the front page that was actually kinda funny
#142 - darthsyphilis (11/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
i logged in just to thumb this up...
#17 - ultrarobbie (11/25/2011) [-]
So wait, the times I did do this in a hotel or whatever someone was watching?
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#229 - mlpmachuplm (11/26/2011) [-]
MFW Elevator Disco music kicks on
MFW Elevator Disco music kicks on
#68 - qazaibomb (11/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
am i the only one who stripped in the fitting rooms at stores until i realized that people watched you through video camera in there?

btw, mfw i found out they did that
#70 to #68 - applep (11/26/2011) [-]
They do??
#348 - kungfewpanda ONLINE (11/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
i was like..
i was like..
#349 to #348 - kungfewpanda ONLINE (11/26/2011) [-]
but the security room was like..
but the security room was like..
#297 - itachijebest (11/26/2011) [-]
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#150 - northway ONLINE (11/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**northway rolled a random image** What i do in side the elevator
#350 - leidr (11/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**leidr rolled a random image** mfw repost
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