Are you serious?

On behalf of all the christians on the internet, THESE PEOPLE AREN'T WITH US! WE THINK THEY'RE JUST AS RETARDED AS YOU DO! In fact it's more offensive to me because every time i read stuff like this all I can think of is how everyone assumes christians are stupid because of people like thia ugh.....
PIC RELATED, MFW Fraud-christians post online

Christwire is a site made by some college students to try and troll everyone.
They have some really funny articles.

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**cyberllama rolled a random image** lol good thing skyrim isnt an mmo. your argument is invalid

>Violent shirtless bloodshed

SO HE BASICALLY CALLED THE MOVIE 300 GAY?

My MS paint skills are off the charts.

"Demon whacking your sin stick" is my new favorite term for fapping

Sorry guys, I'm off to go to StormWind and learn about gay lingo.

Its a satire website....

I AM THE 99%!

To long didn't read, I was busy skyrimming my boyfriend.

this would be funny if it was real.

Oh god. Just, wow. This has got to be one of the funniest sites on the whole fucking internet. Here, read this quote direct from this article: "The spells the player are taught are directly out of The Book of Wiccan and are far more dangerous than anything your child is watching on that Wizards at Waverly Place and Sabrina The Teenage Witch. When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations. This is subliminally teaching your children that they need to go in their rooms, demon whack their sin staff and produce sin milk into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session."
Holy fuck, I just could not stop laughing. Favorite part? Probably "fecal frenzy ass assassinations". I would suggest reading a few more articles on this site just because they're so goddamn funny.

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