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CI Anonymous C) 9/ ( Tue) 18: 33: 32 No. 158941583
I got hungry and went to Mcdonalds. It' s a 2 en the bus each way, see . I got a small Mcrib meal, en nom
nom, was en my way. HALF AN HOUR LATER my stomach gees beep beep beep WHAT THE
FUC' BC) C) M' C) C) C) C) AAHAH. I had the shits like We never had in my life. Iwas in absolute agony.
So the bus pulls up to a park and ride, which was halfway between Olympia and home, SC) I got sarthe bus for a much
needed bathromm break. I RUN to the fucking public restroom, which has sne stall, and there is same dude playing a
PSP in the stall. And I' m like dude, hurry up pls, I' m abaut to shit myself here and he' s like uuh, whatever. A split
second , my eyes gs wide like an anime characterful' s been mortally stabbed, and I think quickly. I pull
down my pants, and proceed to fill the sink. Yeah, I was that desperate. No, the dude didnt seem to notice.
So I finish dispensing my chocolate , and I' m like okay, new what? I' m standing there with shit all C) ) r my butt and I have nothing to wipe. And I kid ysu
not, it Issued exactly like sameone had poured like S pounds sfine cream into the sink. It was like this perfect swirl.
So here' s the scene: no towels, and I' m inches away from the deer. The deer leads to a very public area with a security guard. And people. And buses. his
hallway, just outside, and I' m covered in shit. So what do I do? Fucking Solid Snake, man. I ran into the women' s restroom
And I used that bathromm. Oh, did I aver use it. And to cap it all off, I managed to walk right past the security guard and heard the bus. Sans underwear- that was
the only casualty
And that my friends, is the Mcrib Story.
El Amonymous ) 18: 37: 23 his I 53942382
So laas kinda constipated the other day, and was trying to squeeze it em in a bathromm at this park and ride, right? It was taking a fucking long time, as I
bust set my fucking pep ts keep myself entertained. Some fuck eames running up screaming about hoe he needs to go NOW, but fuck him amirite?
Anyway. snce its finished, same motherfucker dripped a lead in the sink, like, a gaddamn filthy assosiate snake that smelled like it
clawed it' s way set sf Swans bowels. Fuck.
He sures left his (istering underwear an the fleet. Filthy fuck. Harte he dies of selen caner.
Se I' m a Mcrib and this dude ate me Half an hem later Iwas like chocolate pudding, ready ts explode. And guess where this idiot decided to shit? In the
mistaking senki Than same dude with PSP Comte, tasks at me and starts swearing. What a life.
Se there hares, hanging around in a public restroom, being a esel tucking sink, freshly cleaned and all, when this constipated fagget comes in, enters the ens
single stall in the mom and starts shitting. Seriously the guy took like an hour, he was sne of these losers that carry PSP' s amend all the time and
Anyway, here comes the best part, all of a sudden, another fagget eames in. Haly shit this guy needed ts gs. He asked the PSP fagget ts hurry the fuck up
but he didnt seem to give has shits. Suddenly, the ' eyes gs wide like an enters character whe' s been mortally stabbed and I realize what has
Fucking fagget TOOK/ k SHIT IN ME You shield have seen that shit, El pounds sf chemists icecream, Then he started sneaking amend, went to the
Vernen' s bathromm and came out with underwear. I bet the thinks nobady noticed, he pretty thinks he was Send Snake and shit.