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The Penis from Boston

CORRECTION: It was actually Paul Revere that said "The British are Coming". In fact, he never said that, he actually actually "The Regulars are coming out." I just proved that OP really is a faggot.

When I was touring around a historical
graveyard in Boston, I stumbled upon
THIS!
Holy ******** ! It' s a
tombstone! Who was the unfortunate
man that' s laid under this massive dick?
LOLOLOLL John is the man
that' s buried under the stone johnson!
Notice how it also says "This memorial ERECTED-")
As it turns out, he' s the guy that said
The British are CUMMING! The British
are CUMMING!"
I am so immature...
But seriously, is this a well planned joke,
or a miraculous coincidence'?
...
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Submitted: 11/24/2011
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#76 - immapatato (11/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
my IQ dropped after reading this.
#308 - enerder (11/25/2011) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #79 - iRetaliate (11/24/2011) [-]
That was Paul Revere, ******** ...
User avatar #78 - immapatato (11/24/2011) [+] (2 replies)
my IQ dropped after i read this.
#89 - breadstickez (11/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Are you a 						*******					 moron? Paul Revere said the British are coming. John Hancock had the largest signature on the Declaration of Independence.  Dear god. Pic related, it's you.
Are you a ******* moron? Paul Revere said the British are coming. John Hancock had the largest signature on the Declaration of Independence. Dear god. Pic related, it's you.
User avatar #2 - pyrothermal (11/24/2011) [-]
Sorry to burst your bubble, but "The British are coming" is credited to Paul Revere.
#312 - forevertrombone (11/25/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I thought Paul Revere said, "the British are coming, the British are coming!"
I thought Paul Revere said, "the British are coming, the British are coming!"
#207 - Beard (11/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Pretty sure Paul Revere said the British were coming..
#155 - reprieve (11/25/2011) [-]
could've been funnier if you didn't point out all the humor in the post, and i'm not even going to start on the historical accuracy.
#74 - ScruffytheJanitor (11/24/2011) [-]
Paul Revere said that the British were coming.
#149 - devafree (11/25/2011) [-]
1. It wasn't john hancock who said the british are coming.
2.Paul Revere actually said the regulars are coming.
3.John hancock was the one who signed the declaration of independence as big as he possibly could, to be a cocky bastard.
#288 - girguy (11/25/2011) [-]
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LOL LOOK I'M OP I'M SO GREAT AT HISTORY HUH GUYS

DID YOU KNOW LOUIS ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON

IT'S TRUE

THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE INVENTED THE LIGHTBULB
User avatar #203 - diblie (11/25/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Not only is this joke not funny, it's incorrect. Paul Revere was said to have ridden his horse exclaiming "The British are coming, the British are coming!", not Hancock.
#223 - mychemicalfreak (11/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
It was Paul Revere. smh
It was Paul Revere. smh
#85 - bagofshenanigans (11/24/2011) [-]
Paul Revere said "The British are coming" you uneducated 						****					.
Paul Revere said "The British are coming" you uneducated **** .
User avatar #273 - freakaleak (11/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Paul Revere was the one who said the British were coming...
#140 - mastercanti (11/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Well done, Intelligence is null and void John Hancock was the first signer of the Deceleration of Independence. Paul Revere  was the person who said the British were coming crawl back to where ever you're from and pick up a world history book.
Well done, Intelligence is null and void John Hancock was the first signer of the Deceleration of Independence. Paul Revere was the person who said the British were coming crawl back to where ever you're from and pick up a world history book.
#183 - theavidroller (11/25/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**theavidroller rolled a random image** ----------->whom that PENIS belongs to
#101 - ototso (11/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**ototso rolled a random image** <-- my PENIS shaped tombstone.
#102 to #101 - ototso (11/24/2011) [-]
**ototso rolled a random image** not a PENIS at all.
#75 - Womens Study Major (11/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
paul rivere said the 'REDCOATS are coming' because he infact was british ********
#77 to #75 - killincleric (11/24/2011) [-]
ACTUALLY his historically recorded quote was "The Regulars are Coming." It's dimmed to "Red-coats" for kids in school because they don't know the term "Regular" in older British manor-ism. But yea...Paul ******* Revere...Not John FootPENIS.
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