Irish Virginity Test. I know its a little late for St. Pat's, but I thought it was pretty funny.. Irish Virginity Test Kit Paddy is planning marry, and asks his
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Irish Virginity Test

I know its a little late for St. Pat's, but I thought it was pretty funny.

Irish Virginity Test Kit
Paddy is planning marry, and asks his family doctor how he eould tell if his
is still a virgin.
His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Delt-
Yourself., Virginity Test Kit.., a smell can of red paint, a smell can of blue
paint and e shovel.."
Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"
The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed en your wedding night,, you paint
ene of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That' s the strangest
pair of balls I ever did see. .3‘, you hit her with the shovel,'
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Submitted: 03/24/2010
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User avatar #14 - leperchuan (03/24/2010) [+] (11 replies)
and that how we do it!!!
User avatar #22 to #21 - Lawliett (03/24/2010) [-]
christ, it was a joke...
User avatar #2 - BreachAndClear (03/24/2010) [+] (1 reply)
he should paint one green and one red and play red light green light
User avatar #51 - finch (03/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Anyone else read this in an Irish accent?
User avatar #39 - THETurdFerguson (03/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Read it with an Irish accent... The spousal abuse makes more sense now!
#4 - roflstompdemhos (03/24/2010) [+] (5 replies)
lol i read this thing in an Irish accent
User avatar #49 - LordAndMaster (03/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
so balls arnt supposed to b red and blue?....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
User avatar #60 - IGotThemBrainDogs (03/25/2010) [+] (2 replies)
XD!!!!!!! thats how my parents made me!!!!
User avatar #61 to #60 - InsertCoin (03/25/2010) [-]
Painted testicles and a shovel bashing?
#56 - VehicleDestroyer **User deleted account** (03/25/2010) [-]
Maybe the chick just watches porn?
User avatar #48 - poundcake (03/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**poundcake rolls 148,544,546** xD great test i plan to use it some day
User avatar #38 - TwistedBamboozler (03/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
K this exact same thing was posted like 2 days ago. Here is the link to prove it. **** off you prick, don't steal people's **** .

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/286520/Irish+Virginity+Test+Kit/
User avatar #59 - Valethar (03/25/2010) [-]
Don't see where the Irish bit comes in, but funny nonetheless. :)
User avatar #58 - SpriteMaster (03/25/2010) [-]
**SpriteMaster rolls 065,880,597**
User avatar #55 - ILikeTortles (03/25/2010) [-]
Bitch be trippin balls!
User avatar #11 - BornToBeAWESOME (03/24/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I'm actually part Irish and this is mostly true... accept that we really don't care if she's a virgin or not, if you know what I mean...

*Wink Wink*
*Nudge Nudge*
User avatar #7 - Fli (03/24/2010) [+] (16 replies)
Hey asshole, we dont say 'Aye', were not ******* pirates, and i mean literally we are not having intercourse with a pirate nor ARE we pirates, we are leprechauns. Not pirates.
User avatar #1 - mememan (03/24/2010) [-]
Lols. Very good.
User avatar #43 - jaquewells (03/25/2010) [-]
An Dig a hole.
User avatar #37 - brainstromingidiot (03/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
But what if shes into porn?
#6 - 4chan refugee (03/24/2010) [-]
what is happening here, I don't know
User avatar #3 - adamsvette (03/24/2010) [-]
succeed
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