I cry, every time.. Emotional and heart wrenching isn't it?. A gurl was rt prk wit her bf n she sed "hie: dga like my tits?" gum erred N her tits caught arre n
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I cry, every time.

Emotional and heart wrenching isn't it?

A gurl was rt prk wit her bf n she sed "hie: dga like my tits?"
gum erred N her tits caught arre n she died.
mi was twin and went to pic up her body.
she deal.
he wisperd 2 her corpse “writs. r Stunnahz Elna" and den he blu up
and died EEK
DIS IF CRT EVRY . -cxx
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#67 - goochtvi ONLINE (11/23/2011) [+] (25 replies)
A female was strolling in the grounds with her partner and proclaimed: "art though an appreciator of my supple bosom?" The man replied "nay". The distraught girl mourned until her breasts combusted and she ceased to live. As the man goes to retrieve her lifeless body, he exclames: " thy bosom art the most beautiful i the current year, 2011"he then procedes to explode under the strain of his misery. Appreciate this if you bawl each occasion that thou bear witness to this tale
#105 - ForShizzleMyNizzle (11/23/2011) [-]
**ForShizzleMyNizzle rolled a random image** MFW when i cry...
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User avatar #65 - somer (11/23/2011) [-]
your reading skill has decreased by 1
#856 - stallwallwriter (11/24/2011) [+] (2 replies)
A lady was taking a promenade of the park with her lover. She asked of him, "darling, dost thou appreciate mine breasts?" Most cruelly, he replied "Nay."
The damsel wept most piteously, her bosom caught alight, and subsequently she perished.
Tears streamed from the face of her beloved as he knelt to retrieve her body, and alack! Her soul hath departed it. He whispered to the shell of his late darling,
"Thine divine breast stealest the very breath from my lips, Oh dearest!" And then he too combusted and was deceased."
Let us all weep as one for this tale of woe.
User avatar #661 - DrollHumor (11/24/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Transaltion:
A young woman was enjoying the company of her lover at the park one fine day, she turned to him and asked, "Darling, are my breasts pleasing to you?"
The young man replied stoically, "No, they are not."
The lady began to weep and her breasts spontaneously combusted, causing her untimely death.
Tears began to flow from the man's eyes as he picked up his lover's remains.
She was undeniably gone.
He whispered oh so lovingly, "Your breasts are more than pleasing, they are to perish for." He then erupted as well, dying quickly.

Click the like button if this makes you feel melancholy as well.
#194 - perkushinist (11/23/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Seriously? i think i dropped 20 IQ points from trying to read this...
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#208 - azsh (11/23/2011) [-]
#362 - baniggernom (11/24/2011) [+] (2 replies)
White guy translation: A female was residing in the park with her boyfriend and said to him "Baby, do you enjoy my breasts?" He then answered "I do not." The woman started crying and in the action her breast spontaneously combusted and she died. The male then cried and held the deceased body of his lover. He then whispered to her corpse "Your breasts are stunning, so much that they could kill, baby." Then he exploded and died from the aforementioned explosion.
#187 - yournewdad (11/23/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Can someone translate this? I dont speak ******
#198 - ryjed (11/23/2011) [-]
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#948 - shaunr (11/24/2011) [-]
very relevant
User avatar #214 - DisgruntledTomato (11/23/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I have experiences with this meagre ******** allow me to translate
*clears throat*
"A girl was sitting in a recreational park with her lover and she proclaimed, "Darling sweetest do you find pleasure in observing my mammary glands?" He replied, "No, I do not find your mammaries pleasing to the eye." The girl broke down into trembling sobs when suddenly her mammaries were engulfed in fire, suffering fatal burns the girl slipped off her mortal coil. The boy went to pick up her body but alas fate had deemed the girl dead. He whispered to hear cadaver the sweetest thing anyone could hear. "Your mammaries are stunning baby like the setting sun. Alas he then suddenly exploded showering her deceased lover with the organs he once called his own.

Like this if you weep with unmatched sorrow every occasion you read this passage.
#94 - spongcake (11/23/2011) [-]
gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get potartz.  
he dus.  
den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no".  
gurl iz hertbrokn. <////3  
gurl cried n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.  
... boi runs ova 2 her.  
she ded </333333333  
boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cuz i wona b ur husband!"  
he screems n frows poptart @ wol....a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.  
*** I CRY EVERTIM***  
:'(
gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get potartz.
he dus.
den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no".
gurl iz hertbrokn. <////3
gurl cried n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.
... boi runs ova 2 her.
she ded </333333333
boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cuz i wona b ur husband!"
he screems n frows poptart @ wol....a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.
*** I CRY EVERTIM***
:'(
#796 - soulbreather (11/24/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**soulbreather rolled a random image**<gay as this image..
#72 - anonymous (11/23/2011) [-]
A gurl wuz walkin 2 skewl wit her bf
n they were crossin da rode.
She sed,
bbz will u luv me 4 evr???
He sed,
no
Da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on da sine.
Boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
She was ded.
He whispered 2 her corpse,
i ment 2 sey
i will luv u
FIVE-ever.....
(Dat mean he luv her moar den 4-evr.)
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