Mine craft has made me a better man. . Dut in Le great outdoors, when I suddenly hear pitching a tent- hissing behind me. What I expected to see:
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Mine craft has made me a better man

Dut in Le great outdoors, *when I suddenly hear
pitching a tent-* hissing behind me.*
What I expected to see:
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Submitted: 11/21/2011
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#30 - evilpig (11/22/2011) [+] (11 replies)
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#21 - Jamiegirl (11/22/2011) [-]
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#121 - peternacano (11/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
"pitching a tent"
"pitching a tent"
#93 - irolledponiesbro (11/22/2011) [+] (7 replies)
#268 - Slozo (11/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**Slozo rolled a random image** whats behind me
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#165 - photosynthesis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#29 - mytrakytra (11/22/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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Me and my buddy like to go around pitching tents.
#158 - sirclydeth (11/22/2011) [-]
Me pitching a tent outside
#210 - danishkings (11/22/2011) [-]
**danishkings rolled a random image** mfw when i see a creeper
#203 - Duhrew (11/22/2011) [-]
**Duhrew rolled a random image** what i pitch a tent to
#92 - loverevolution (11/22/2011) [-]
I laughed when i read "pitching a tent"


I need to grow up.
#163 - krumpeach (11/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**krumpeach rolled a random image** what i saw behind me!
**krumpeach rolled a random image** what i saw behind me!
#20 - bronyfluttershy (11/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
<--- enlarge if you want to see epicness
#179 - spongebobsquarehat (11/22/2011) [-]
beat the enderdragon
#166 - supergiggles (11/22/2011) [-]
**supergiggles rolled a random image** what was behind me...
#160 - esquire (11/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
pitching a tent? seriously? you guys are so dirty minded
pitching a tent? seriously? you guys are so dirty minded
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#168 to #164 - lordaurion (11/22/2011) [-]
I've been lying down for hours now. It's 5:35AM and there's not much I can do. You know what the worst part about my situation is? I'm in the same room as my parents. They keep looking at me, and I can't help but look back and try not to cry or scream. Their eyes are focused on me and their mouths are wide open. There's a strong scent of blood and I feel paralyzed with fear.
Here's the thing. The second I make any hint that I'm not asleep anymore, I'm completely ****** . I will die and there's nobody around to save me. I've been trying to think of a way out but the only idea I have is to rush for the front door and scream for help, hoping any neighbors hear me. It's risky, but if I stay here, I'll surely die. He's waiting for me to wake up and see his masterpiece.
You're probably wondering what's going on. I do get ahead of myself sometimes.
About three hours ago, I heard screaming from the other side of the house. I got up and went to check on the noise before realizing I had to use the restroom. Instead of doing the smart thing and investingating, I used that bathroom. There was blood on the carpet. I got very worried and ran back to my room, hiding under the sheets like the coward I was. I tried to convince myself to go back to sleep, that it was just some really vivid dream or something.
But I heard my bedroom door open. Like the terrified child I was, I peeked out from under my blankets to see what was going on. I could see something dragging my dead parents into the room. It was not human, I can tell you that. It was hairless, with no eyes and no clothing. It walked like a caveman, with its back slouched as it dragged my parents. But this thing was much smarter then any caveman. It was aware of what it was doing.
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