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2 for 1. I made this entirely on my own (the comic not the joke)... thumbs up where needed (i realize im not the most amazing artist ) I DID NOT COME UP WITH TH

I made this entirely on my own (the comic not the joke)... thumbs up where needed (i realize im not the most amazing artist ) I DID NOT COME UP WITH THE JOKE I JUST DREW THE COMIC!<br />
EDIT: YES #6 my first top 15 post! you all rock

HAII, what do you do for a living?
am a sniper!
I can see my
house from here!!
L.... 1 can see my wife,' she' s., she' s screwing another man!
1, a shot, buti don' t shoot to kill on civilians..,
pick a none lethal spot '
Iwant you to shoot her in the mouth for all her nagging!
that stupid whore... and him in the penis for screwing my
wife!
30 minutes later!
WHAT' S TAKING SO LONG!!!!!
UMUMUM.... I think i' m about to
save you 1, 000 dollars....
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #16 - IronDragon
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(03/24/2010) [-]
This makes me want to become a sniper.
Not for the money or because i want to kill people, but because i want to own a golf club that transforms into a sniper rifle.
User avatar #176 to #16 - GlennBeck
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(03/25/2010) [-]
Point heard, but why have it transform into a sniper rifle? Why not instead have a golf club that has a little shoot on one end that shoots out miniature golf clubs at roughly the speed of a speeding bullet. Headshot = hole in one. Nutshot =Hole in 2
User avatar #177 to #176 - IronDragon
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(03/25/2010) [-]
*Seizures from epic overload*
User avatar #121 to #16 - piclemaniscool
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(03/24/2010) [-]
but in the next panel hes holding the golf club while the other guy is holding the rifle.

your argument is invalid
User avatar #127 to #121 - Smeezle
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(03/24/2010) [-]
Doesnt matter if its invalid, its still one mother ******* great point...
User avatar #173 to #127 - IronDragon
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(03/24/2010) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #22 - casterfull
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(03/24/2010) [-]
my pics in that pic
User avatar #23 to #22 - Denmark
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(03/24/2010) [-]
lol
#38 to #22 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account**
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(03/24/2010) [-]
my pics in this comment section
User avatar #9 - waitwhoisthat
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(03/24/2010) [-]
Screw that, I'd waste a shot and walk away with $2000
#14 to #9 - shenkie
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(03/24/2010) [-]
indeed, why make half the money you could..
User avatar #24 to #14 - Denmark
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(03/24/2010) [-]
kidding me? I would empty the clip.
User avatar #45 - ChrisHansenNBC
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(03/24/2010) [-]
alright being honest here please dont thumbs me down but.... i dont get it
#48 to #45 - hardip
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(03/24/2010) [-]
this is a old ass joke the guy is trying to change it so it appears he made it..basicy the guys like 1,000 bucks per shot..and the guy wants to shoot his wife in the mouth and shoot the guy in his dick...(witch would be 2 bullets 2,000 dollars) but then the snipers like i can save u 1,000 dollars (witch means hes only using 1 bullet) in other words the guys wife is giving the dude head
User avatar #47 to #45 - mishmoigon
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(03/24/2010) [-]
he's saving him a shot by getting both of them with one bullet, meaning shes giving him head.
User avatar #58 to #47 - MissJayPom
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(03/24/2010) [-]
I watched your avatar for five minutes before I finally got it.
User avatar #61 to #58 - mishmoigon
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(03/24/2010) [-]
LOOOOOOOOOL
User avatar #51 to #47 - ChrisHansenNBC
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(03/24/2010) [-]
alright
#49 to #45 - SozUDieTwo **User deleted account**
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(03/24/2010) [-]
No problem. But if you think about it, there is only one way to shoot her in the mouth and him in the penis at once. It starts with b and ends with j and rhymes with cj. I'll leave the rest to you :)
User avatar #52 to #49 - ChrisHansenNBC
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(03/24/2010) [-]
alright dudes got it but
Have A Seat
#53 to #52 - SozUDieTwo **User deleted account**
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(03/24/2010) [-]
I have a fractured pelvis, sorry, but I can only lay down.
User avatar #59 to #49 - krispybananaz
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(03/24/2010) [-]
actually its bb not bj j is thu start not thu end
User avatar #7 - codmw
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(03/23/2010) [-]
this is from blue collar
User avatar #84 - NMG
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(03/24/2010) [-]
I like how he is just blatantly honest about being a sniper...
User avatar #69 - SirPrize
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(03/24/2010) [-]
I still don't get why the sniper would want to save the guy 1,000$

Funny joke nonetheless
User avatar #71 to #69 - ploppup
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(03/24/2010) [-]
mouth+dick=????= 2 shots in one
#85 to #69 - MadJoker
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(03/24/2010) [-]
its a joke
understand it
#70 to #69 - anon id: a7efda62
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(03/24/2010) [-]
His dick was in her mouth...Derp.
User avatar #73 to #70 - SirPrize
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(03/24/2010) [-]
I got that. But the sniper is telling the guy not to pay him 1k, not exactly clever.
#76 to #73 - anon id: 01f787af
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(03/24/2010) [-]
Well, instead of paying 2000 for two shots, he'll only have to pay for one - alas he saves 1000!
User avatar #77 to #76 - Longcatisloooooong
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(03/24/2010) [-]
I threatened to DDOS funnyjunk and all I got was my comments changed into this. I am absolutely begging for some cock.
User avatar #82 to #77 - SirPrize
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(03/24/2010) [-]
Thank you!
#99 to #82 - MrChuckles
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(03/24/2010) [-]
wait. so who DIDNT get that? i mean really?
User avatar #140 to #99 - SirPrize
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(03/24/2010) [-]
The guys above ^
#81 to #76 - Is that a nipple
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(03/24/2010) [-]
The sniper charges the guy who is being cheated on 1k for each shot, for profit. Therefore why would he want to gain 1k less?
User avatar #78 to #76 - SirPrize
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(03/24/2010) [-]
Oh god.
Okay, let me try to explain this the easy way. The sniper gets paid for the shots, right? So if he shoots twice he gets 2,000 $, great!
Now, instead of gaining 2,000$, he will get 1,000 $, would you do that if you were a sniper?
User avatar #162 to #69 - xXxgothxlovexXx
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(03/24/2010) [-]
O.O your avatar is so pret- HHHHRRRRRRNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!
User avatar #18 - ZombieSmile
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(03/24/2010) [-]
Wait, wouldn't a shot to the head, you know... Kill her?

Not respawn lag death, like actual where's-my-head kind of death.
User avatar #20 to #18 - RealJoker
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(03/24/2010) [-]
I think this sniper is a pro, he will probably hit her through the cheeks and hit his dick concurrently. That would not be a lethal shot.
User avatar #21 to #20 - ZombieSmile
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(03/24/2010) [-]
She'd never get to see it cuming!
#92 - NextGenUpdate
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(03/24/2010) [-]
**NextGenUpdate rolls 160,004,990** Looks like that pool boy...

*Puts on sunglasses*
Got blown
User avatar #66 - ScottishPirate
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(03/24/2010) [-]
i like how the gun is resting on the guys head.