2 for 1. I made this entirely on my own (the comic not the joke)... thumbs up where needed (i realize im not the most amazing artist ) I DID NOT COME UP WITH TH twoforone sniper Awesome funny cool thegame FUNNYJUNK sniping

2 for 1

I made this entirely on my own (the comic not the joke)... thumbs up where needed (i realize im not the most amazing artist ) I DID NOT COME UP WITH THE JOKE I JUST DREW THE COMIC!<br />
EDIT: YES #6 my first top 15 post! you all rock

HAII, what do you do for a living?
am a sniper!
I can see my
house from here!!
L.... 1 can see my wife,' she' s., she' s screwing another man!
1, a shot, buti don' t shoot to kill on civilians..,
pick a none lethal spot '
Iwant you to shoot her in the mouth for all her nagging!
that stupid whore... and him in the penis for screwing my
wife!
30 minutes later!
WHAT' S TAKING SO LONG!!!!!
UMUMUM.... I think i' m about to
save you 1, 000 dollars....
...
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User avatar #16 - IronDragon (03/24/2010) [+] (5 replies)
This makes me want to become a sniper.
Not for the money or because i want to kill people, but because i want to own a golf club that transforms into a sniper rifle.
User avatar #22 - casterfull (03/24/2010) [+] (2 replies)
my pics in that pic
User avatar #9 - waitwhoisthat (03/24/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Screw that, I'd waste a shot and walk away with $2000
User avatar #45 - ChrisHansenNBC (03/24/2010) [+] (9 replies)
alright being honest here please dont thumbs me down but.... i dont get it
#49 to #45 - SozUDieTwo **User deleted account** (03/24/2010) [-]
No problem. But if you think about it, there is only one way to shoot her in the mouth and him in the penis at once. It starts with b and ends with j and rhymes with cj. I'll leave the rest to you :)
User avatar #7 - codmw (03/23/2010) [-]
this is from blue collar
User avatar #84 - NMG (03/24/2010) [-]
I like how he is just blatantly honest about being a sniper...
User avatar #69 - SirPrize (03/24/2010) [+] (12 replies)
I still don't get why the sniper would want to save the guy 1,000$

Funny joke nonetheless
User avatar #18 - ZombieSmile (03/24/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Wait, wouldn't a shot to the head, you know... Kill her?

Not respawn lag death, like actual where's-my-head kind of death.
User avatar #21 to #20 - ZombieSmile (03/24/2010) [-]
She'd never get to see it cuming!
#92 - NextGenUpdate (03/24/2010) [-]
**NextGenUpdate rolls 160,004,990** Looks like that pool boy...

*Puts on sunglasses*
Got blown
User avatar #66 - ScottishPirate (03/24/2010) [-]
i like how the gun is resting on the guys head.
User avatar #108 - kewlguy (03/24/2010) [+] (4 replies)
uhh i dont get it...?
User avatar #109 to #108 - ZeGrammarNazi (03/24/2010) [-]
*facepalm*
User avatar #80 - TwistedBamboozler (03/24/2010) [-]
One of the funniest posts I've seen in a long time, you win sir.
#117 - animalrebornee **User deleted account** (03/24/2010) [+] (1 reply)
BANISH THE NON-BELIEVERS
User avatar #129 to #117 - DarkMagician (03/24/2010) [-]
Get yo animal ass out of here
User avatar #11 - halfhalowarfare (03/24/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**halfhalowarfare rolls 127,732,010** if this is all 9's i will stay up for all of april
(no sleep)
User avatar #12 to #11 - percyparrot (03/24/2010) [-]
The world record is 11 days and at that point the subject was hallucinating and stuff. If you do it anyway let me know what happens
#143 - animalrebornn **User deleted account** (03/24/2010) [+] (1 reply)
DEAR FJUNKERS,

THIS IS ANIMALREBORN, YOU ALL HAVE MADE YOUR CHOICE
FUNNYJUNK IS DOOMED TO DIE AND BE RAPED BY MY HUGE ****** CHODE
YOU HAD YOU CHANCE TO JOIN
AND YOU DIDN'T
PREPARE FOR WAR
LOVE,ANIMALREBORN
User avatar #156 to #143 - jalthelas (03/24/2010) [-]
you do know ur a complete and utter douchebag trying to make a name for yourself, but you fail horribly. **** you.
User avatar #93 - shamallamalandon (03/24/2010) [+] (4 replies)
i dont want to seem stupid, but i dont get it...
User avatar #96 to #93 - toxicbarbie (03/24/2010) [-]
8==D O:
#90 - SkittleSnake (03/24/2010) [+] (1 reply)
this is from larry the cable guy to retard, this one sucks anyways
User avatar #94 to #90 - spidermartin (03/24/2010) [-]
the joke is at least 25 years old. billy connolly told it in the eary 80s
User avatar #72 - Bacconator (03/24/2010) [+] (1 reply)
REDO,REPOST, STOLEN... THIS JOKE IS SO OLD AND NOT FUNNY!!! STOP THIS NONSENSE KNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
User avatar #74 to #72 - XpiffleX (03/24/2010) [-]
Hey, Backwoods Retard,
1: He said himself that he didn't make the joke. He only made the comic. And because HE made it, I doubt it's a repost OR stolen.
2: It's "now" not "know".
3: This joke is still funny. So stfu.
User avatar #35 - Cambro (03/24/2010) [-]
"she never let ME finish with a money shot! FUUUUUU-!"
User avatar #27 - bilicke (03/24/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i dont get it, was she giving him a bj?
User avatar #28 to #27 - RAWRimadino (03/24/2010) [-]
no. she was making breakfast.
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