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Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine.
Answer this text so I know you' re still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
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You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky. which you referr
to as "Jesus Nectar".
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Look if you' re not going to he mine and take care of my needs. I' m going to fuck
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
thats going to shut down a pretty sizable portion of our conversations.
I have chlamydia- What happened
en lets talk meet your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
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She wanted to roleplay- Apparently you he snow and I' ll he a plow wasn' t an option
If you' re that baked in a class full of people that know you' re that baked you tend to
offer up a peace offering- its like the burrito of trust! it eaten you are now obligated
to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chat . 75 a
morning is worth it tor that mafia type protection!
It has Home clear why you give me pixie stir: when you' re drunk now,
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she tested me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn' t even have her
new nummer until E) hours ago and barn we were rolling around drinking cotton
candy vodka from the home she had stuffed in a hoot
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You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That' s a great feeling.
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Good idea. You gotta take care ofyour vagina. She takes care ofyou- Pay it
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Ifyou invite mete a my liver will kick you in Themistocles
They' re Titanic in . can I interest you in a joint venture to create
the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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I' m sorry that I ate boneless rips off of your sister, out that is no reason to drink my
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Meghan got a you at the ear. We' re now morally elongated to drink. is this what
dreams are made or?
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You almost hooked up with some woman in her ; ofcause you were
convinced she was adele. Your drinking prattlers is officially out of control.