Tfln 5. this might be my last depends how well it goes.. Best Nights of Today 1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX' S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE Good , ht 1: Bad nigh
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this might be my last depends how well it goes.

Best Nights of Today
1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX' S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Good , ht 1: Bad night 1731
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine.
Answer this text so I know you' re still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Good nicht so lied nicht are
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You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky. which you referr
to as "Jesus Nectar".
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Look if you' re not going to he mine and take care of my needs. I' m going to ****
your sisters.
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7341:
Guess what happened to me today at work?
thats going to shut down a pretty sizable portion of our conversations.
I have chlamydia- What happened
7341:
en lets talk meet your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
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She wanted to roleplay- Apparently you he snow and I' ll he a plow wasn' t an option
Carders
If you' re that baked in a class full of people that know you' re that baked you tend to
offer up a peace offering- its like the burrito of trust! it eaten you are now obligated
to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chat . 75 a
morning is worth it tor that mafia type protection!
It has Home clear why you give me pixie stir: when you' re drunk now,
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she tested me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn' t even have her
new nummer until E) hours ago and barn we were rolling around drinking cotton
candy vodka from the home she had stuffed in a hoot
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You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That' s a great feeling.
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Good idea. You gotta take care ofyour vagina. She takes care ofyou- Pay it
forward-
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Ifyou invite mete a my liver will kick you in Themistocles
They' re Titanic in . can I interest you in a joint venture to create
the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Re. lies T, d Good night , Bad niight .
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I' m sorry that I ate boneless rips off of your sister, out that is no reason to drink my
alcohol.
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Meghan got a you at the ear. We' re now morally elongated to drink. is this what
dreams are made or?
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You almost hooked up with some woman in her ; ofcause you were
convinced she was adele. Your drinking prattlers is officially out of control.
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#33 - monkeyassspelunker (11/21/2011) [-]
**monkeyassspelunker rolled a random image** what i text last night
#8 - commentor (11/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
WHY ARE YOU thumbING THIS **** UP FJ??? GO TO THE GOD DAMN WEBSITE I'M TIRED OF SEEING THIS **** ON THE ******* FRONT PAGE.

carry on.
#9 to #8 - Klusterpuck (11/21/2011) [-]
Like the majority of Funnyjunk, we read it, then skip it.  We get our laughs and he doesn't get any thumbs.    
  
Pic related, mfw reading your post.
Like the majority of Funnyjunk, we read it, then skip it. We get our laughs and he doesn't get any thumbs.

Pic related, mfw reading your post.
#54 - TheAngryMuffin (11/22/2011) [-]
**TheAngryMuffin rolled a random image** i feel like this because i just thumbed every comment
#36 - lionsfan (11/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**lionsfan rolled a random image**
<---after a couple of brewskies even this seems kind of cute
#34 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/21/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image**
IF WE WANTED TO READ THIS, WE WOULD GO TO TFLN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #24 - TheHutchie (11/21/2011) [-]
Last time I got drunk I woke up to find that I'd deleted all my texts for some reason, and had received one text since from a guy at the party.

The text read, "Your a cabbage".

He was nowhere to be found at this point.
#47 - lichpoop (11/22/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#404 fat girl not found. take this pizza as comfort.
+6
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#14 - nocola (11/21/2011) [-]
**nocola rolled a random image** How my night went...
#51 - killerguga (11/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #40 - PootieTang (11/21/2011) [+] (2 replies)
What the **** is cotton candy vodka, and why the hell am I not drinking it?
User avatar #42 to #40 - RJstacy (11/21/2011) [-]
cotton candy flavored vodka, also you arent drinking it because you havent found it yet
#56 - vampdude (11/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#45 - livinglegacy (11/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
One time, I got drunk and thought my girlfriend was the girlfriend I had before her and that we were still together so I broke up with her. The next morning I smoothed things over. A few months later, when we weren't going out anymore, I was ********* in school and just started making out with her because I forgot we broke up. Needless to say, I drink tea now.
#22 - rosietheamazon (11/21/2011) [+] (4 replies)
sweet jesus moar!
User avatar #23 to #22 - jackshazam (11/21/2011) [-]
just go to the website dummy
#16 - thisnamedidntexist (11/21/2011) [-]
To the FrontPage!
To the FrontPage!
#41 - PootieTang (11/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**PootieTang rolled a random image**

<-----how I spend my nights.
#17 - ApatheticEmoKid (11/21/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Please don't thumb these up. Go to www.textsfromlastnight.com where you can read them till your ******* eyes bleed
#15 - Pharonix (11/21/2011) [-]
My night
My night
#7 - hadeezz (11/21/2011) [-]
**hadeezz rolled a random image** well 						****
**hadeezz rolled a random image** well ****
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