Twilight Truth Revealed. Old Idea, new comic. funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2910716/You+Want+You+Lose/. Bella choosing between.. vampire, aka LIVING DEAD Werewol
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Twilight Truth Revealed

Bella choosing between..
vampire, aka LIVING DEAD Werewolf aka A BEAST
Team Edward Team Jacob
Isn' t this stupid series just a messed up
way of choosing between...
NECROPHILIA
BEASTIALITY
...
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Submitted: 11/21/2011
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#14 - Seikyuu (11/21/2011) [+] (15 replies)
Twilight is the most retarded thing I've ever read. It has been proven that it is impossible to be in love with multiple people at once. To all women out there! If you're having a problem deciding between two guys, chances are you don't like either. You just don't want to be the only girl not in a relationship. This book is for the shallow high-school girl, and is pathetic. I don't care that it's a romance novel, I actually like romantic stuff most of the time. But this is grad A ******** . Just pathetic. It defies the laws of biology (dead guys can't get erections) and psychology (stated earlier). If I had the most perfect girlfriend who said she liked Twilight, I would just leave without saying a thing. **** you Twilight.
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#90 - thatkidwiththeface (11/21/2011) [-]
I don't like Twilight , but why don't we just stop making Twilight posts, they're getting ******* annoying and very repetitive
#35 - anonymous (11/21/2011) [-]
HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE.

Oh wait, it's all over the internet. Not original. You suck.
#104 - gasaraki (11/21/2011) [-]
This joke's old as hell, it might as well be a repost.
#296 - nocturnoser (11/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Why not Zoidberg?
#20 - eldeeko (11/21/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I watched all the films with my girlfriend, it's actually a good plot, just some of the details that i find make it unbearable. I actually think that the book has very strong reffrences to Emily Bronte's "Wuthering Heights", in which the main character Cathy (Bella) has to make a choice between marrying Edgar Linton (Wealth; Edward) and Heathcliff (Poverty; Jacob). All the little details like the sparkling vampires kinda ruined it for me. Oh i almost forgot, Opinon = Red thumbs. ahh well.
#304 - zxcbear (11/22/2011) [-]
**zxcbear rolled a random image** ********** I choose you!!!
#161 - lordworm (11/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#82 - alphanet (11/21/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I CAN USE THIS !!!!!
I'm in this team
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#40 - anonymous (11/21/2011) [-]
NEW AND ORIGINAL **** .

Yeah, no. Dude, welcome to five years ago.
User avatar #203 - SteelSammich (11/21/2011) [-]
this series teaches (along with many, many others):
necrophilia
beastiality
getting married then knocked up right out of high school
and having a boyfriend/girlfriend is more important than anything else
#47 - anonymous (11/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Oh wow, you are soooooo original.
User avatar #307 - ihadtopickaname (11/22/2011) [-]
I don't watch Twilight,never have and never will,because if i honestly wanted to see a shirtless sparkling guy,I'd go to a gay club.
#260 - koopakiller (11/22/2011) [-]
y'all can keep your Team Edward... I'm on Team Alphonse.
#85 - anonymous (11/21/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**** Team Edward and Team Jacob.

Go Team Spike!
#93 to #85 - bulletone (11/21/2011) [-]
Am I doing it right?
Am I doing it right?
User avatar #19 - coonmix (11/21/2011) [-]
-If you weren't acting in Twilight would you be a fan?
-I'm pretty sure I would just mindlessly hate it.

No one hates twilight more than Robert Pattinson.
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