Congress. See you in the lost portion of newest uploads mates. A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on t
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See you in the lost portion of newest uploads mates

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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway.
Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the
window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "what' s
going on?"
Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking
for a million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are
going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on
fire. we are going from car' to car", taking up a
collection."
How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver
asks.
The man replies, "About a gallon"
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Submitted: 11/20/2011
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#5 - bumbele (11/20/2011) [+] (9 replies)
It's funny how you have put your name on a joke that isn't made by you.
User avatar #1 - thetattooedone (11/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
The description. FJ, stop that shit.
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#22 - cyle ONLINE (11/21/2011) [+] (2 replies)
if the opposite of pro is con what is the opposite of progress
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#4 - anonymous (11/20/2011) [-]
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**themachine rolled a random image** Rubs forehead twice
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#12 - ragingbrony (11/20/2011) [-]
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Umm...

oh my...
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