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To the Frontpage. Guys, you all are great. Today something like a dream came true, i made frontpage. Thanks to everyone who thumbed either way, your opinions ar

Guys, you all are great.
Today something like a dream came true, i made frontpage.
Thanks to everyone who thumbed either way, your opinions are appreciated.

I, *******, met, Hitcher!!!1!11!
This will probably get lost in the newest uploads,
Anyway,
U jelly FJ?
Take a look at Hitcher's profile:
/user/Hitcher

You: HIE
Stranger: Nice troll face It
Stranger: I' m Hitcher. -
You: take a screeshot and post it
You: get to
Stranger: I' m on the m right now
You: onto you are hitched?
You: i kwe your comics
You: DING
Stranger: Cheer:
111
You: you are a god
You: icant beelieve it
Stranger: Thanks: D
You: hold up sign again pls -
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#3 - Mutton
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I'm just impressed that you managed to find someone who isn't masturbating.
#233 to #3 - lmaocarrots
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#354 to #3 - zoidbergxxv
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#69 - Hitcher
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I am no celebrity.
User avatar #85 to #69 - tawakkhal
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This comes to prove that the "internet girl" stereotype is not accurate, as even on FunnyJunk we have a cute girl with a great taste (check those posters) and who makes pretty cool comics. Never judge a book by its title
#91 to #85 - Hitcher
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A lot of girls on the internet are stereotypical-attention-seeking-pretend-to-be-nerd-girls.
Many people think I am one of them, as seen in this thread http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2897756/Dress+Up+Read+Description/82#82
User avatar #95 to #91 - tawakkhal
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That's not what I meant, I just meant that you can't assume something just because of a person's description. Just like you can't assume all african-americans are criminals or all germans are nazis or all australians ride kangaroos, you can't assume an internet girl is always what people think they all are
#94 to #69 - EjaculationMan
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i suddenly like your comics a lot more.
#362 to #69 - anon id: b5d55c1f
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Then why say "im hitcher" ?? you were expecting to be recognized, therefore you believe you are a celebrity...

(unless your real name is hitcher in which case my bad)
#79 to #69 - infectedhorsecunt **User deleted account**
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#295 to #69 - Captindocs
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YOU ARE NOW.


<------ How you should look now
#72 to #69 - soulsurfer
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you are here
you are here
#71 to #69 - wassuuuby
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A fj celebrity.
#130 to #69 - smilingpyro
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Comment Picture
#137 to #69 - iAmAmerican
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(11/20/2011) [-]
O hey there, Hitch.
User avatar #70 to #69 - MatTheNinja
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Maybe not, but you're cute and we like you!

Your comics, I mean. Not bein' creepy.
User avatar #179 to #69 - iantheoreo
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(11/20/2011) [-]
Says she not a celebrity.

Gets more thumbs on that statement than most of us have ever gotten on any content upload

Ever.
#81 to #69 - Airmanator
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Call me at some point.
#93 to #69 - dubnotdubby
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I love how your comment 69.
User avatar #80 to #69 - delpretzel
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yes you ************* are
#74 to #69 - SirVladimir
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**SirVladimir rolled a random image**

Yes you are. Deal with it.

Also, love the comics! Don't ever stop posting.
#117 to #69 - tonightyoudinealon **User deleted account**
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#89 to #69 - nimme
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Soo you coming to ****?
#92 to #89 - Hitcher
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I draw some **** if that's what you mean.
#106 to #92 - nimme
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No, not drawings
User avatar #107 to #106 - Hitcher
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Then no. I'm 15 bro xD
#110 to #107 - nimme
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Oh all apologies, move along child
#145 to #110 - nimme
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**nimme rolled a random image** added her as a friend to see her **** drawings, can't see them
User avatar #274 to #145 - Hitcher
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Profile pictures.
#368 to #110 - atomschlumpf
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User avatar #141 to #107 - wassuuuby
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wow I thought i never meet a same year - old on fj :D
#350 to #107 - Snowplows
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I too am 15
#342 to #107 - niggerponies
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16 is legal here in the UK, closeenough.jpg
#119 to #107 - EjaculationMan
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iam guessing you're joking, there is no way you look 15 >_>
#121 to #119 - Hitcher
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Nope, I actually look way younger than 15 IRL.
I'm barely 5ft.
#139 to #121 - inbeforeherpes
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User avatar #166 to #121 - deathslap
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this be an interview now !!!!
#264 to #121 - blakeekalb **User deleted account**
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#122 to #121 - EjaculationMan
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you're right but you also looks a lot cuter
#124 to #122 - Hitcher
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Thanks, that's the look I go for.
#128 to #124 - EjaculationMan
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the sad puppy look always gets me!
#131 to #128 - Hitcher
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I use that when I'm fundraising for my scouts.

"Please Sir, our church needs a new roof, it's so very cold."
#138 to #131 - EjaculationMan
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i bet it works every time.
i bet it works every time.
#151 to #131 - pussypunisher **User deleted account**
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User avatar #209 to #151 - deathslap
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I feel like making fun of you in sarcasm right now. XD no offence
#183 to #151 - anon id: c62de274
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Im sorry but your username just about made me piss my pants from laughing so hard.
Im sorry but your username just about made me piss my pants from laughing so hard.
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User avatar #152 to #92 - deathslap
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-______________- ^______^ o___________O0___________0 (Y) me gusta? not sure.....
User avatar #97 to #92 - gorefestbowlripper
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Draw some ****? do it!
User avatar #101 to #97 - Hitcher
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There's some in my profile pictures.
User avatar #112 to #101 - gorefestbowlripper
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o.O i see none.... and you look older than 15....
#118 to #112 - Hitcher
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In this particular screen cap, yes, but I actually look a lot younger than 15 IRL.
I'm barely 5ft.
User avatar #171 to #118 - deathslap
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I feel I've seen this before -.....-
I'm finding this funnier and funnier how all the boys just jump on any oppertunity they get with a girl. spectating.
its the fun way XD
#176 to #171 - Hitcher
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<Which I do. x)
#284 to #176 - mhden
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I am gona write a wity comment and do a friend request so that if she ever breaks up with
her boyfriend i can use that chance to confort her and then have the sexy time ...
#341 to #176 - Beznia
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:o He must see the goodies... I'll kill him then you shall be MINE!
User avatar #190 to #176 - deathslap
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I bet. I'm also betting that several people are going to read this and go "aw ****". believe me when I say I'm not booty browsing right now being occupied by my girlfriend. hmm. EVRYONE WHO ISN"T SINGLE POST IT NOW! :3
User avatar #123 to #118 - gorefestbowlripper
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:O oh wow... i associated your popularity on FJ with age for some reason.... i now see my ignorance. this has been a valuable lesson. thank you
#96 to #92 - EjaculationMan
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iam curious how many new friend invites you got so far
#100 to #96 - Hitcher
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Oh God. So so so many.
(That's not actually how many friend requests I got but whatever...)
User avatar #103 to #100 - EjaculationMan
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being famous ain't easy i guess :))
User avatar #105 to #103 - Hitcher
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I don't think being popular on Funnyjunk makes one famous but it is a fair bit of work.
#1 - bigralf
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should have asked her to show you her tits
should have asked her to show you her tits
User avatar #228 to #1 - yodasoda
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She's 15
#263 to #228 - bigralf
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then back to the kitchen with her
User avatar #7 to #1 - slidershaun
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dude i wouldve laughed my ass off if that happened to my kid
#2 to #1 - taintedtemplar [OP]
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I could have done so.

I would have done it
But it was damn HITCHER
#4 to #2 - helgrind
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**helgrind rolled a random image** Which is WHY you do it!
#8 to #4 - nimme
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**nimme rolled a random image** go ahead and ask her then
#86 - buttheprize
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I ******* hate Hitchers Comics thumb me down for having an opinion.
I ******* hate Hitchers Comics thumb me down for having an opinion.
User avatar #104 to #86 - buttheprize
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By the way for those guys who thumb Hitcher up because "OP is a girl". I just thought you should know that Hitcher is a dude.
#108 to #104 - Hitcher
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I am? Sweet.
User avatar #116 to #108 - buttheprize
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Mazel Tov it's a boy.
#113 to #108 - beastfromtheweest
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this makes your comics even better :megusta:
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User avatar #102 to #86 - alseides
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they ain't bad but they ain't that funny either
User avatar #109 to #102 - buttheprize
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That's fair. I just don't see why his material makes front page.
User avatar #363 to #109 - alseides
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lol i see what u did there
#90 to #86 - aebrodactyl
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I ******* agree with you dood.
#311 - gangstafish
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**gangstafish rolled a random image**
what hitchers comics are about..
#312 to #311 - iRetaliate
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Just about...
User avatar #347 to #312 - sockz
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lol i always scroll up and down when i see this pic just to make her mouth open and close like a gif
#328 to #311 - Hitcher
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That is too true.
#348 to #328 - Darkroyal
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wat
wat
User avatar #356 to #328 - sockz
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so wait are u a redhead in real life? Cuz you look brunet in the pic and im just curious
#297 - aerosol
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How dull....
User avatar #338 - NinjaKnight
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I wonder how many dicks she saw while looking on omegle for some reason o.o...
#340 to #338 - taintedtemplar [OP]
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As many dicks as everyone else...
As many dicks as everyone else...
#287 - lollane
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hitcher, SonicTeam, and Obscurity, are living proof that no matter how ****** the content is if you are funnyjunk famous you will make front page. it did not used to be this way :(
#325 - kemsley
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The only cool thing about this picture is that trollface mask.
User avatar #335 to #325 - Hydrocircuit
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i cant help but laugh at this, I can just totally read that in a dwarf voice.