Conspiracy Keanu Comp

best comment ever!!!!

>RussianReversal.
>Rolls 96.
>REVERSAL.
>Got 69.
>mfw

And his name is Russian Reversal! Oh my God its perfect!

So Close...

a very appropriate number considering your name.

what is that pic from?

Bill and Ted's excellent adventure or bill and ted's bogus journey.
One or the other.

That one I believe is from Excellent Adventure

one of the best movies ever

the mind fuckery is astounding.

Th-thank you guys so much. I kind of had a pretty shitty, forever alone type of day today. And, I come home to see this. :') It really makes me happy. I love you funnyjunk. I love all of you guys. Thank you for this.

It should be with The question because hes the conspiracy guy that goes through everyone's trash. oh yea and he once said what if fluoride is used by the government to detect you by satellite.

The gig is up guys, we can stop pretending he's not retarded.

he finally figured it out, eh. well we had a good run.

Yep. Alright everybody, back to business.

What if we were part of the Kid's Next Door

But were decommissioned when we became teenagers and can't remember anything?

They don't want us meeting our evil doppelgangers on the moon.

If anyone gets that reference I will be surprised.

>implying I have freinds anyway

BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE

eh carlos, my house a 7. MP is coming

aight nigga, did t-money get a hold of y'e

TK? He callwd were you chillin with him

nah my negro he just called me while i was pwning newbs on bf3 and asked what time to be there and i told him 6, but he was gonna call you

saweet

yerp, just fucking lolled remembering last night when i showed you guys i had three cards on accident after winning

lol

Holy shit...

**darkfuzion rolled a random image**I've actually thought about that, and basically in our "flashback" when we get to our death bed we have the whole flashback again and so on and so on.

i believe you may know these guys
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Dark City anyone?

these got hilarious after i started smoking pot

now you're like

i am um like amanda please, like um tottaly dancing lobsters? like am me the only um like one who... uh... remembers?....

Actually everyone dies from old age because of breathing air, it oxidizes our cells and organs which causes them to grow old and thus we die of old age!

Jesus promised an end to all wicked people.
Odin promised an end to all ice giants.

I don't see many ice giants.

Mexico?

It would be a horror TV show about how a alien race devours all of their kind.

A taco that shits Icecream? FUCK YA

Wait... what?

I'll try to be more specific. What if you discover time travel in the future and you go back to, say, third grade. Well once you arrive you are now just your third grade self and completely unaware of what had just transpired and the events leading up to it. You're now just a kid derping in third grade and seeing as how all you did was "rewind" time and made no changes, then the events that lead up to the time travel repeat themselves. Therefore, looping into infinity and you're taking the universe with you.

what happened to the third grade self that existed when you went back???

This explanation is based on the notion that time travel is just more or less "rewinding" time.

He exploded into confetti and Icecream shitting tacos

oh. Damn.

in all of the years that i have been on Funnyjunk, this is by far my favorite comment ever.

lol wut