New Student OC

> Theres a new girl at school
> She's pretty fucking hot (Massive tits)
> I can't depend on my looks, so I use my charm and humor.
> Reel her in with joke pertaining to her being a new student
> Get her laughing
> Good, I've got her
> All of a sudden the top button on her shirt bursts
> Her boobs are almost exposed
> Massive boner
> She sees it
> She starts screaming
> My boner turns into Morgan Freeman
> SOOTHING VOICE CALMS THE ENTIRE CLASSROOM
> DISCO PARTY OUT OF NOWHERE
BUT WHO WAS PHONE?
mfw

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#56 to #54 - nathanbiggs (11/18/2011) [-]

MFW

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#273 to #54 - shmoopy (11/19/2011) [-]

Hey hey hey...

I like boobs as much as the next guy but seriously... bigger != better. It's kind of like communism. Looks good on paper.

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#179 to #54 - iwrestledapedobear (11/19/2011) [-]

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#288 - laughaha (11/19/2011) [+] (10 replies)

**laughaha rolls 4** if 1,2,3,5,6,7,8,9,0 then i tell the girl i like she has a great ass

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#337 to #288 - shitshitshit (11/19/2011) [-]

the god of love must fucking hate you

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#316 to #288 - wikimancz (11/19/2011) [-]

Sweet mother of virgin Mary!

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#297 to #288 - darkoblivion (11/19/2011) [-]

wow....

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#1039 to #288 - noremactwo **User deleted account** (11/22/2011) [-]

HI guise look at his comments on his page

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#315 to #288 - N. Korean citizen (11/19/2011) [-]

**anonymous rolls 6** 1,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0

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#440 to #288 - N. Korean citizen (11/19/2011) [-]

Do it, or you're a Richard Simmonsgot.
Richard Simmonsgots are anon's property.

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#544 to #440 - pedobearseviltwin (11/19/2011) [-]

he didn't even roll 0,1,2,3,5,6,7,8 or 9

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#928 to #544 - lolkpop (11/19/2011) [-]

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#21 - spazzin (11/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)

When I'm trying to impress a girl I talk about global warming.

Its a good ice breaker.

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#46 to #21 - ferruccio ONLINE (11/18/2011) [-]

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#35 - nateblaze (11/18/2011) [+] (2 replies)

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#794 to #35 - N. Korean citizen (11/19/2011) [-]

Well durr, it's Obscurity. Like he has any friends irl.

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#67 to #35 - glueckspirat (11/19/2011) [-]

fuck you, I wanted to post that :D

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#335 - gfisbetter (11/19/2011) [-]

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#271 - N. Korean citizen (11/19/2011) [+] (7 replies)

This image was flagged 11/19/2011

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#277 to #271 - sdcomics **User deleted account** (11/19/2011) [-]

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#309 to #271 - eaquintero (11/19/2011) [-]

she matured nicely.

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#280 to #271 - dimox **User deleted account** (11/19/2011) [-]

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#441 to #271 - N. Korean citizen (11/19/2011) [-]

It was Rouge the bat given great assets, and fully nude by the bathtub.

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#294 to #271 - waffleofdoom (11/19/2011) [-]

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#1013 to #294 - xxforeverxx (11/19/2011) [-]

The Game?

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#283 to #271 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (11/19/2011) [-]

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#462 - adunsaveme (11/19/2011) [+] (8 replies)

**adunsaveme rolled a random image** Now, if only it happened...

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#468 to #462 - Fifee Boy (11/19/2011) [-]

7 billion actually

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#634 to #468 - ilovehitler (11/19/2011) [-]

Actually, it's currently at 7.4 billion.

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#710 to #634 - Fifee Boy (11/19/2011) [-]

so 400 000 people were born in the past 2 weeks? dont think so. we only got passed 7 billion 2 weeks ago

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#946 to #710 - ilovehitler (11/19/2011) [-]

Wrong. 400 000 people were born in the last two days. the world grows by roughly 200 000 people per day.

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#963 to #946 - Fifee Boy (11/19/2011) [-]

i meant 400 million people in 2 weeks, but that would take 2000 days to get 400 million people at a rate of 2000 people a year

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#1023 to #963 - ilovehitler (11/20/2011) [-]

Woops! I made a decimal error! it was supposed to be 7 billion and 4 million, not 400 million. sorry!

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#1025 to #468 - adunsaveme (11/20/2011) [-]

I know that, pretty big milestone. But, I didn't make the picture.

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#465 to #462 - slippythetoad (11/19/2011) [-]

Nice roll dude :D. The funnyjunk gods have chosen your roll. Very successful.

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#417 - hollowcrow **User deleted account** (11/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)

**hollowcrow rolled a random image** What they did in bed.

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#30 - aznsensation (11/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)

Me:How much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl:I don't know.
Me:Enough to break the ice. Hi my name is AznSensation.

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#48 to #30 - siknees (11/18/2011) [-]

I remember you....

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#558 - privatemcmuffin **User deleted account** (11/19/2011) [+] (4 replies)

later that night...

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#580 to #558 - N. Korean citizen (11/19/2011) [-]

MOOBS! You all will probably thumb me down, but I like big guys. Just like some guys like BBWs. Just stating my preference / opinion, but having an opinion on FJ never works unless it's the opinion of the majority. Just saiyan.

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#626 to #580 - SolomonGrundy **User deleted account** (11/19/2011) [-]

that's it I'm more of an ass person now

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#656 to #580 - xXthabeastXx (11/19/2011) [-]

Actually, most of the guys on here are most likely over weight, seeing as how the majority of first world countries are. So you should be getting thumbs out the ass sooner or later.

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#295 to #278 - sayles (11/19/2011) [-]

hahahaha way to use the new one i guess...

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#359 - forgottenmemory (11/19/2011) [-]

**forgottenmemory rolled a random image** <--- What happened after school.

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#560 - naaaaam (11/19/2011) [-]

**naaaaam rolled a random image** Dat ass

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#901 - arrhythmia (11/19/2011) [+] (3 replies)

What happened after school...

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#906 to #901 - N. Korean citizen (11/19/2011) [-]

In... her... nose.

Okay then.

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#904 to #901 - flashdriver (11/19/2011) [-]

**flashdriver rolled a random image** what really happened

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#456 to #447 - achocolateforyou (11/19/2011) [-]

**achocolateforyou rolls 672,673,911** Yeah pretty much

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#476 to #444 - kulmira (11/19/2011) [-]

**kulmira rolls 070**

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#472 to #444 - broomaster (11/19/2011) [-]

**broomaster rolls 939** Pfft. The lazy man's trips

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#332 - garymuthafuknoak (11/19/2011) [-]

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New Student OC

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New Student OC

I'm also on Facebook! Check me out! www.facebook.com/ObscuriTITY Lots of shenanigans go on there.

Comments(956):

I'm also on Facebook! Check me out! www.facebook.com/ObscuriTITY
Lots of shenanigans go on there.