NSFW news article #7. I cropped it to get rid of the pornz but heres a part of my daily news upload for the NSFW section on funnyjunk. Edit your account info to
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NSFW news article #7

I cropped it to get rid of the pornz but heres a part of my daily news upload for the NSFW section on funnyjunk. Edit your account info to turn off Safe For Work mode to access Funnyjunk's mature content. Of course on your own discretion, I would assume everyone here is over 18 and accustomed to porn.

A woman who found her boyfriend masturbating over pornography was so outraged at what
she called his "cheating" that she beat and stabbed him, resulting in his hospitalisation and
her arrest.
The couple, residents of La Crosse in the state of Wisconsin, came to blows when the
woman returned to her home to discover her boyfriend engaged in
a bout of onanism, aided by some pornography.
She flew into a rage, accusing him of being a "fucking cheater", or words to that effert. and
attacked, punching him several times and kicking him in the groin.
Unsatisfied, she persisted in her rage, forcing him into the kitchen. She there grabbed a
knife, slashed his arms and finally stabbed him in the abdomen, and ignoring all efforts by
him to remonstrate with her, instead telling him to lease.
The man was fortunately not severely injured, and managed to drive himself to hospital,
where he was treated and soon discharged.
The berserk girlfriend seems to have gotten off lightly - she was charged with "disorderly
conduct while armed," and "recklessly endangering safety," with stabbing someone in the
stomach apparently not warranting charges of attempted murder.
We do not hear whether there was anything : ceptional about the pornography in question,
though it is claimed the man was doing some unspecified chatting over the Internet as well.
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An unemployed mother is facing charges of prostituting her two schoolgirl daughters in
order to preserve her own idle lifestyle.
The lady, without work save her daughter dispatch business, apparently
advertised her two middle school age daughters for rent on a mobile phone dating site of
the type popular amongst schoolgirls and their lolicon suitors. She would then deliver the
girls up to the meeting spot near the hotel.
She completed such transactions on a number of occasions, eventually being foiled by
a rippoff to police, which prompted a full investigation. Soon she was facing charges for
violating child welfare laws.
The mother for her part admits the crimes: her daughters explain
this couldint disobey our mother!"
Police suspect that she felt economie hardship sufficient cause to rent out her daughters,
though it seems prostituting herself or finding legitimate work was not an option to her.
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#16 - Hightower (03/24/2010) [+] (6 replies)
It doen't matter if you're over 13. In the US, where I'm assuming this site is hosted due to it' You need to login to view this link suffix, the legal age to vew pornographic material is 18.
User avatar #17 to #16 - loliotaku (03/24/2010) [-]
normal people get introduced to internet porn around the age 11 and are frequent viewers at age 13 ~_~ legal or not, its the truth.
#11 - lolliepop **User deleted account** (03/24/2010) [-]
The girlfriend went too far! I don't know about other people but if I saw someone masturbating it would feel really awkward, probably couldn't look at them in the eye for a while. I know its normal and all but still awkward.
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User avatar #9 - Sheik (03/24/2010) [-]
i wouldn mind if my bf fapped to porn...its natural
User avatar #30 - oZKmDZ (11/07/2010) [-]
Where can i edit the nsfw thing i cant seem to find it in my accounte
#15 - anonymous (03/24/2010) [-]
2nd story: Are these the girls in question? What's mom's number again?!?
User avatar #13 - Asiandude (03/24/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Are these articles from the website SankakuComplex?
#12 - tallfirefox (03/24/2010) [-]
I think that whatever a person does in the privacy of their room is fine by me.
#10 - anonymous (03/24/2010) [-]
couldnt she watch it WITH her boyfriend? thats what i would have done :l jeeeeeeez who would date someone who wanted to stab you in the first place?

and to the second story: thats really sad and really fucked up! whats even sadder is its not at all uncommon.... i hope someone beat the shit out of her
User avatar #7 - SensualSnuggles (03/24/2010) [-]
It is actually not to uncommon I'm afraid. One of the worlds oldest and ongoing "professions"
#2 - anonymous (03/23/2010) [-]
hmm might i ask what site you got the anime schoolgirls from?
#1 - IroyCraz (03/23/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Women in the first pic should wash her clothes sometimes...
User avatar #27 to #1 - MungDaal (03/24/2010) [-]
You dip she obviously JUST stabbed the person. You can see the blood still falling off the blade...
User avatar #23 - demonknight (03/24/2010) [-]
(1st) id kill that bitch for trying to kill me, fuck the system
#8 - ObliviousMiss (03/24/2010) [-]
I have a huge aversion to porn because of the way I was raised, but even so, catching my boyfriend watching it was not at all stab worthy. That chick is nuts. But hey, at least she was in the kitchen, right? ;)
#5 - anonymous (03/23/2010) [-]
Well at least he got to discharge.
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