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talking dog for sale

DOG FOR SALE:
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a
sign in front of a broken down aparte: yaa% rieht: nested ‘Talking Dag
For Bale ‘He sings the bell and the owner appears and tells him
the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador
retriever sitting there.
You talk?‘ he asks.
Iep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he
says 'so, what' s your story?‘
The Lab looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk
when T was pretty young.. I wanted to help the government, so T
told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years
running...
But the jetting around really tired me out and I knew I wasn' t
getting any younger so...
I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to
do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters
and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was
awarded a batch of medals.‘
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I' m just retired.‘
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks
the owner what he wants for the dog-
Ten dollars,‘ the guy says.
Ten dollars? This dog ls amazing'. Why on
earth are you selling him so cheap?'
Because he' s a liar. He' s never been out of the yard.
...
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Submitted: 11/18/2011
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User avatar #1 - sosetila (11/18/2011) [-]
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