shhh its okay. EDIT: Never made #1 before. This has given me quite the chubby. I mean, I'm at least a quarter chub right now. I'm expecting to be walking around shhh its okay EDIT: Never made #1 before This has given me quite the chubby I mean I'm at least a quarter chub right now expecting to be walking around
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shhh its okay. EDIT: Never made #1 before. This has given me quite the chubby. I mean, I'm at least a quarter chub right now. I'm expecting to be walking around

EDIT: Never made #1 before. This has given me quite the chubby. I mean, I'm at least a quarter chub right now. I'm expecting to be walking around with a full chub all day today. Thank you all.

When a strange feeling
wakes me up.
Ma, tatooing some E' s,
home alone, in my bad.
What T 599*
go back to
It was a plumber that
had let himself into
our house at aam, with
the keys my dad had
lent him, to fix our
plumbing. He then ohme
into my room to drain
the radiator on the
other side of my hed,
imam which involved leaning
h right over me. I'
Knever slept the same
singe.
and when T opened
them, he was gone.
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#12 - wolfekilla
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**wolfekilla rolled a random image**
#209 to #12 - anon id: 1c5d6a9b
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******* win!
#271 to #12 - anon id: f2a87f31
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#614 to #12 - raccoonmc **User deleted account**
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#641 to #12 - rudelbumza
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#413 to #12 - knightreaper
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**knightreaper rolled a random image**
#638 to #12 - baconflavored
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User avatar #446 to #12 - ningyoaijin
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I want you to **** my face.
#204 to #12 - whitemeat
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that roll is brilliant!
that roll is brilliant!
#146 to #12 - frozenedge **User deleted account**
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#44 to #12 - keiishiyama
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******* PERFECT.
******* PERFECT.
#13 to #12 - welikeshortshorts
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#3 - instict
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**instict rolls 77**
#5 to #3 - dennisc
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User avatar #16 to #5 - kimkve
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"I don't you" ... how dos that even make sense?
#275 to #5 - anon id: 80b4e9d1
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******* douche
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User avatar #135 to #3 - pissedoffrock
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**pissedoffrock rolls 58**
i love you
User avatar #267 to #3 - yankadoodleshit
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I loved you before it was mainstream.
User avatar #29 to #3 - furfee
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marry me
User avatar #24 to #3 - coolstoryhoe
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Good job, I love you now. (:
#10 to #3 - ndj
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perfect!
perfect!
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#26 to #3 - psyrendrifter
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#6 - blueanon [OP]
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#594 to #6 - anon id: 4fb8e0e3
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Ron Jeremy
#112 - yuukoku
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<--- the plumber
#126 to #112 - seabiscuit
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Plumbers are always watching...

.. be ever vigilant
#129 to #126 - yuukoku
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#14 - amil
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Did he looked like this?
#464 - shiversmcduck
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**shiversmcduck rolls 44**
#480 to #464 - turro
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#469 to #464 - anon id: e4c56d70
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I typed in a capcha to thumb you, sir.
#474 to #464 - harryundso
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what?
#466 to #464 - porchmonkeywarrior
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Very nice sir.
#34 - KFCownz
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Comment Picture
#35 to #34 - ibelieveincheesus
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#41 to #35 - trollfourlife
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User avatar #648 to #35 - gnillort
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what movie is this from? I wanna watch it.
User avatar #425 to #35 - tharic
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AAHHHHH my ******* god this scared me o_O
User avatar #81 to #35 - thecatholic
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THE ABOVE LINK IS A TROLL LINK. YOU WILL NOT SLEEP IF YOU CLICK IT. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.
User avatar #42 to #35 - thecatholic
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lol... I didn't want to sleep anyway...
UNLESS I READ MY RELAXING KOREAN COMICS!! YAAAAA!!
comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue
#47 to #42 - UnionX
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i...i am going to ******* crucify u......
#49 to #47 - thecatholic
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sorry. probably should not have perpetuated...  
take this cat and let it help you sleep.
sorry. probably should not have perpetuated...
take this cat and let it help you sleep.
#52 to #49 - UnionX
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oh thecatholic......CRUCIFICTION IS INEVITABLE
heard of ben..he drowned
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read it.. ALL OF IT


i have ponies to help me sleep inb4 red thimbs
User avatar #272 to #52 - yankadoodleshit
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I'm glad you did that.
User avatar #53 to #52 - thecatholic
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you shouldn't have done that...
#54 to #53 - UnionX
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hmmm u know.......
i shall go and always remember....
drink the blood of the innocents...farewell
User avatar #55 to #54 - thecatholic
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farewell...
#423 to #53 - gimmebackmygoose
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User avatar #483 to #42 - wiredguy
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I had headphones on max volume.
CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCL ICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK!
I CAN'T STOP HEARING IT D:
#79 to #42 - ciphertwoten
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your home
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#182 - shitdicknipples
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alright, so i'm an electrician for a pretty big company.

i had to put a light in a girls room. damn she was gorgeous.

she was in bed, cos she'd been out all night, and her hair was spread all over the pillow.

her mom told me to just finish the roof (i had to plaster it after finishing the light)

i was reluctant, as she was sleeping. anyways, i get to work, get up a ladder.

now the hole is right above her ******* head so i'm watching incase she wakes up rather then watch the **** what i'm doing.

so anyways, i get the plaster on my spatula, and as i lean over to put it on the ceiling, i slip.

i try to balance myself, and drop the ******* bucket. i **** bricks, it's like slowmo **** trying to catch it.
it lands on her, and SHES STILL ******* ASLEEP. but i can tell her hair will be ******* ruined.
anyways, i tell the mom, who laughs her ass off, and have to come back tomorrow.
week after, i see the girl in a bar with her boyfriend, she's got short hair now, but she laughs about it. good thing too, her BF was like ******* arnie.

story sort of related.



#131 - warnie
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**warnie rolled a random image** < ---- This picture decribes my life pretty well :)
#134 to #131 - takeoutpalace
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I bet it does