shhh its okay. EDIT: Never made #1 before. This has given me quite the chubby. I mean, I'm at least a quarter chub right now. I'm expecting to be walking around
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shhh its okay

EDIT: Never made #1 before. This has given me quite the chubby. I mean, I'm at least a quarter chub right now. I'm expecting to be walking around with a full chub all day today. Thank you all.

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wakes me up.
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had let himself into
our house at aam, with
the keys my dad had
lent him, to fix our
plumbing. He then ohme
into my room to drain
the radiator on the
other side of my hed,
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and when T opened
them, he was gone.
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#12 - wolfekilla (11/17/2011) [+] (11 replies)
**wolfekilla rolled a random image**
#3 - instict (11/17/2011) [+] (11 replies)
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#6 - blueanon (11/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#112 - yuukoku (11/18/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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<--- the plumber
#14 - amil (11/17/2011) [-]
Did he looked like this?
#464 - shiversmcduck (11/18/2011) [+] (4 replies)
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#182 - shitdicknipples (11/18/2011) [-]
alright, so i'm an electrician for a pretty big company.

i had to put a light in a girls room. damn she was gorgeous.

she was in bed, cos she'd been out all night, and her hair was spread all over the pillow.

her mom told me to just finish the roof (i had to plaster it after finishing the light)

i was reluctant, as she was sleeping. anyways, i get to work, get up a ladder.

now the hole is right above her ******* head so i'm watching incase she wakes up rather then watch the **** what i'm doing.

so anyways, i get the plaster on my spatula, and as i lean over to put it on the ceiling, i slip.

i try to balance myself, and drop the ******* bucket. i **** bricks, it's like slowmo **** trying to catch it.
it lands on her, and SHES STILL ******* ASLEEP. but i can tell her hair will be ******* ruined.
anyways, i tell the mom, who laughs her ass off, and have to come back tomorrow.
week after, i see the girl in a bar with her boyfriend, she's got short hair now, but she laughs about it. good thing too, her BF was like ******* arnie.

story sort of related.



#131 - warnie (11/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**warnie rolled a random image** < ---- This picture decribes my life pretty well :)
#2 - stukka (11/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Is "drain the radiator" a euphemism?
#458 - sinistercheese (11/18/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**sinistercheese rolled a random image** mfw plumbing
#201 - zomgodness (11/18/2011) [-]
<--- what the plumber actually looked like
#299 - xxhaXXoxx (11/18/2011) [-]
What the plumber REALLY said.
#434 - frostieprivates (11/18/2011) [-]
**frostieprivates rolled a random image** mfw this happens to me
**frostieprivates rolled a random image** mfw this happens to me
#183 - lordkyzer (11/18/2011) [-]
plumber you say
#61 - godtwomany (11/18/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**godtwomany rolled a random image** freak out!
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