shhh its okay. EDIT: Never made #1 before. This has given me quite the chubby. I mean, I'm at least a quarter chub right now. I'm expecting to be walking around
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shhh its okay

shhh its okay. EDIT: Never made #1 before. This has given me quite the chubby. I mean, I'm at least a quarter chub right now. I'm expecting to be walking around

EDIT: Never made #1 before. This has given me quite the chubby. I mean, I'm at least a quarter chub right now. I'm expecting to be walking around with a full chub all day today. Thank you all.

When a strange feeling
wakes me up.
Ma, tatooing some E' s,
home alone, in my bad.
What T 599*
go back to
It was a plumber that
had let himself into
our house at aam, with
the keys my dad had
lent him, to fix our
plumbing. He then ohme
into my room to drain
the radiator on the
other side of my hed,
imam which involved leaning
h right over me. I'
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singe.
and when T opened
them, he was gone.
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#6 - blueanon (11/17/2011) [-]
#594 to #6 - anon (11/18/2011) [-]
Ron Jeremy
#112 - yuukoku (11/18/2011) [-]
This image has expired
<--- the plumber
#126 to #112 - seabiscuit (11/18/2011) [-]
Plumbers are always watching...

.. be ever vigilant
#34 - KFCownz (11/18/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #42 to #35 - thecatholic (11/18/2011) [-]
lol... I didn't want to sleep anyway...
UNLESS I READ MY RELAXING KOREAN COMICS!! YAAAAA!!
comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue
#47 to #42 - UnionX (11/18/2011) [-]
i...i am going to ******* crucify u......
#49 to #47 - thecatholic (11/18/2011) [-]
sorry. probably should not have perpetuated...  
take this cat and let it help you sleep.
sorry. probably should not have perpetuated...
take this cat and let it help you sleep.
#52 to #49 - UnionX (11/18/2011) [-]
oh thecatholic......CRUCIFICTION IS INEVITABLE
heard of ben..he drowned
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read it.. ALL OF IT


i have ponies to help me sleep inb4 red thimbs
User avatar #53 to #52 - thecatholic (11/18/2011) [-]
you shouldn't have done that...
#54 to #53 - UnionX (11/18/2011) [-]
hmmm u know.......
i shall go and always remember....
drink the blood of the innocents...farewell
User avatar #55 to #54 - thecatholic (11/18/2011) [-]
farewell...
User avatar #272 to #52 - yankadoodleshit (11/18/2011) [-]
I'm glad you did that.
User avatar #483 to #42 - wiredguy ONLINE (11/18/2011) [-]
I had headphones on max volume.
CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCL ICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK!
I CAN'T STOP HEARING IT D:
User avatar #648 to #35 - gnillort (11/18/2011) [-]
what movie is this from? I wanna watch it.
User avatar #425 to #35 - tharic (11/18/2011) [-]
AAHHHHH my ******* god this scared me o_O
User avatar #81 to #35 - thecatholic (11/18/2011) [-]
THE ABOVE LINK IS A TROLL LINK. YOU WILL NOT SLEEP IF YOU CLICK IT. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.
#12 - wolfekilla (11/17/2011) [-]
**wolfekilla rolled a random image**
#641 to #12 - rudelbumza (11/18/2011) [-]
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#413 to #12 - knightreaper (11/18/2011) [-]
**knightreaper rolled a random image**
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#614 to #12 - raccoonmc **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#209 to #12 - anon (11/18/2011) [-]
******* win!
#271 to #12 - anon (11/18/2011) [-]
User avatar #446 to #12 - ningyoaijin (11/18/2011) [-]
I want you to **** my face.
+23
#146 to #12 - frozenedge **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#204 to #12 - whitemeat (11/18/2011) [-]
that roll is brilliant!
that roll is brilliant!
#44 to #12 - keiishiyama (11/18/2011) [-]
*******		 PERFECT.
******* PERFECT.
#464 - shiversmcduck (11/18/2011) [-]
**shiversmcduck rolls 44**
-1
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#469 to #464 - anon (11/18/2011) [-]
I typed in a capcha to thumb you, sir.
#466 to #464 - porchmonkeywarrior (11/18/2011) [-]
Very nice sir.
#182 - shitdicknipples (11/18/2011) [-]
alright, so i'm an electrician for a pretty big company.

i had to put a light in a girls room. damn she was gorgeous.

she was in bed, cos she'd been out all night, and her hair was spread all over the pillow.

her mom told me to just finish the roof (i had to plaster it after finishing the light)

i was reluctant, as she was sleeping. anyways, i get to work, get up a ladder.

now the hole is right above her ******* head so i'm watching incase she wakes up rather then watch the **** what i'm doing.

so anyways, i get the plaster on my spatula, and as i lean over to put it on the ceiling, i slip.

i try to balance myself, and drop the ******* bucket. i **** bricks, it's like slowmo **** trying to catch it.
it lands on her, and SHES STILL ******* ASLEEP. but i can tell her hair will be ******* ruined.
anyways, i tell the mom, who laughs her ass off, and have to come back tomorrow.
week after, i see the girl in a bar with her boyfriend, she's got short hair now, but she laughs about it. good thing too, her BF was like ******* arnie.

story sort of related.



#131 - warnie (11/18/2011) [-]
**warnie rolled a random image** < ---- This picture decribes my life pretty well :)
#134 to #131 - takeoutpalace (11/18/2011) [-]
I bet it does
#458 - sinistercheese (11/18/2011) [-]
**sinistercheese rolled a random image** mfw plumbing
#461 to #458 - thegoldenjet (11/18/2011) [-]
That's good face you got there.
#201 - zomgodness (11/18/2011) [-]
<--- what the plumber actually looked like
#2 - stukka (11/17/2011) [-]
Is "drain the radiator" a euphemism?
#4 to #2 - dennisc (11/17/2011) [-]
ohh yea it is...
#14 - amil (11/17/2011) [-]
Did he looked like this?
#434 - frostieprivates (11/18/2011) [-]
**frostieprivates rolled a random image** mfw this happens to me
**frostieprivates rolled a random image** mfw this happens to me
#183 - lordkyzer (11/18/2011) [-]
plumber you say
#450 - alven (11/18/2011) [-]
**alven rolled a random image** mfw raped
#326 - inkythesquid (11/18/2011) [-]
least it wasn't a ******* shinigami.

OP is a bitch
User avatar #328 to #326 - jonaxjinx (11/18/2011) [-]
*rapes the thumb button*
#217 - yournewdad (11/18/2011) [-]
<--The next night
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