Fuck Twilight. Top 10? YEAH! Omg first ever front page thanks guys Justin Bieber. A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers his customer, “This i
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Fuck Twilight

Top 10? **** YEAH!

Omg first ever front page thanks guys

**** Justin Bieber

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber
whispers his customer, “This is the dumbest kid
in the werld. Watch while I prove it to you." The
barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two
quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and
asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes
the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?'
said the barber. 'That kid never learns!" Later,
when the customer leaves, he sees the same
young boy coming out ofthe ice cream store.
Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did
you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because
the day I take the dollar, the game is overd"
iiye))
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Submitted: 11/16/2011
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#18 - Thehomelessman (11/17/2011) [+] (2 replies)
How does this pertain to Twilight??
User avatar #26 - veryevilmen ONLINE (11/17/2011) [-]
A repost, a mention of hating twilight, and a mention of hating Justin Bieber... Zeus himself cant stop this post from reaching the front page
#91 - martialnorris (11/17/2011) [+] (9 replies)
**martialnorris rolls 99**
#205 - xmdignx (11/17/2011) [+] (2 replies)
1)Make title to attract readers
2)Repost old joke
3)...
4)Profit Frontpage
#14 - checkrodger (11/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#232 - ugalabugala (11/17/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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#105 - juscuz (11/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#75 - yournewdad (11/17/2011) [-]
Oh look, he hates Twilight and Justin Bieber!

Better thumb him up!


OP, you probably would have made front page without this Richard Simmonsgotry... I am dissapoint
#219 - mikkicool (11/17/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #9 - Silver Quantum (11/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
the barber after 30 days: what the **** did i spend my salary on?
#150 - paulthehero (11/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Makes me wonder why he picked the quarters at the beginning of the game...
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User avatar #10 - littlegoat (11/17/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Can some one explain?
User avatar #12 to #10 - Tsquared (11/17/2011) [-]
the barber assumes the kid is stupid for taking the two quarters but the kid knows that as long as he takes the quarters the guy will keep testing him, thus giving him more money
#84 - nehpets (11/17/2011) [+] (5 replies)
#39 - xlilevilangelx (11/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#163 - swissdude (11/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I remember reading this in a joke book 7 years ago.
#154 - bulletchin (11/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #155 to #154 - btbcfiggs (11/17/2011) [-]
the barber gives the kid two quarters every time he wants to prove that he is stupid. if the kid took the dollar that would stop so he kept getting money from the barber
#213 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/17/2011) [-]
>Go into a barber shop
>Pretend to be stupid
>Barber shows all of his clientele how dumb you are
>Offers you a dollar and two quarters
>You must only pick one
>Everyday go in and pick the two quarters
>Infinite monies.
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