A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber
whispers his customer, “This is the dumbest kid
in the werld. Watch while I prove it to you." The
barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two
quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and
asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes
the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?'
said the barber. 'That kid never learns!" Later,
when the customer leaves, he sees the same
young boy coming out ofthe ice cream store.
Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did
you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because
the day I take the dollar, the game is overd"
iiye))
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