From the mouth of a child.. Lawl.. A heart warming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some construction workers. This makes you want to Belie
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

From the mouth of a child.

Lawl.

A heart warming story about the bond formed between a
little girl and some construction workers. This makes
you want to Believe in the goodness or people and
believe there is hope tor the human race.
A young iameli moved into a house next door to a
vacant lot.
one day a construction crew turned up to start
building a house on the empty lot.
The young family' s daughter naturally took
an Interest in all the activity going on next door and
started talking with the workers. She hung around and
eventually the construction crew. ,
all of them. more or less adopted her as a kind of
project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit
with them while they had cotter and lunch breaks. and
gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her
feel important.
At the end of the first week they even presented her
with a pay envelope containing a dollar.
The little girl took this home to her mother who said
all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested
that they take the dollar pay she had received to the
bank the next day to start a savings account.
When they got to the bank the teller was equally
impressed with the story and asked the little girl how
she had come by her very own pay check at such a young
age.
The little girl proudly replied,
I' been working with a crew building a house alt
week."
My goodness gracious." said the teller. "and will you
be working on the house again this week too?"
She replied,
I will it those useless cocksuckers at the lumber
yard ever bring us any drywall that' s worth a **** .
LIKE ,
e m ill faith in H um an by
...
+695
Views: 33415
Favorited: 166
Submitted: 03/22/2010
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(129):

[ 129 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #63 - hosa (03/23/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i dont uverstand last part :(
#65 to #63 - anonymous (03/23/2010) [-]
she is repeating what the men are saying
User avatar #9 - Optimus (03/23/2010) [-]
Spoken like a true Autobot
User avatar #96 - kumarfittel (03/23/2010) [+] (8 replies)
did anyone else expect rape at the end of the story? Or do I just have problems...?
#58 - docterjesus (03/23/2010) [+] (7 replies)
when i read the first sentence i thought it was gonna be some type of gang rape story
#120 - PedoPirateBear **User deleted account** (03/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Arr, I read mouth of a child... and got excited...but now my timber be shiverin
User avatar #62 - Crimsonfox ONLINE (03/23/2010) [-]
What if she starts cat-calling? that'll be creepy
User avatar #15 - PICKLExFUCKER (03/23/2010) [-]
I thought it was going to be a heart-felt story that would make me aw. I was wrong and I'm glad. made me lul.
+9
#18 - Sauron **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+9
#17 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #14 - Shiny ONLINE (03/23/2010) [-]
I love kids. They learn so much from us..........whether we like it or not.
#47 - Macarones **User deleted account** (03/23/2010) [-]
pedobear....is reading carefully
User avatar #61 - TacoMcBangBang (03/23/2010) [-]
I actually fell for that, 'it;s gonna be heart-warming' thing. .__.; I should've known..
#48 - MrChuckles (03/23/2010) [-]
construction workers; building up todays youth for a better tomaro. ftw
User avatar #21 - tamtheman (03/23/2010) [-]
*crack* my hert just broke... oh wait ... HNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRGGGHHH
User avatar #7 - PedoBearsBFF (03/23/2010) [+] (4 replies)
At first i was like, Omg this is never gonan and good..
And then it did O.O
I almost cried..
User avatar #13 to #10 - PedoBearsBFF (03/23/2010) [-]
Damn i suck... xD
User avatar #41 - NoShoes (03/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Unexpected
() ()
(*. *)
(U U )*
#42 to #41 - Clemdawg (03/23/2010) [-]
B-B-BUNNEEEWABBIT!!
User avatar #32 - DroyLinker (03/23/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Faith in humanity restored.
User avatar #24 - floopdawhoop (03/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Those workers SHOULD be able to protect her from pedobear...
User avatar #27 to #24 - Rdawg (03/23/2010) [-]
nothing can protect a little girl from pedobear except chuck norris or a jolly rancher necklace
User avatar #16 - Marker ONLINE (03/23/2010) [-]
oh..my..HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHH
#12 - PunchinCats (03/23/2010) [-]
That girl is going places!
[ 129 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)