My Sister's Party. Credit to original Poster, idk who but his seal is at the bottom, sorry for no creds. The following is a true story My little sister is kinda
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My Sister's Party

Credit to original Poster, idk who but his seal is at the bottom, sorry for no creds

The following is a true
story
My little sister is kinda like the slutty
whore girl of grade s at her school.
which obviously means that she
hangs out with all the douchebags of
the tth grade.
Exactly how
she acts
The kind of kids she
chills with
One night my Iil sister was having a
party. Obviously my parents didn' t
want any ofthe little douches to get
drunk, so they told me just to check in
on the party every now and then and
anything that they shouldn' t
have. They also said that i could keep
everything that i . I was
also told NOT to 'righjt or heat up any of
the kids, even ifthey got pissed and
challenged me. I didn' t think that this
would he a problem because I' m a
pretty big guy " and .)
so anyways, most ofthe kids are
behaving themselves pretty well, until
about an hour in. This one little faggot
with beiber hair pulls out a full bottle of
smirnoff directly in from of me.
obviously i' m just like "give me the
fucking bottle" and he' s like
so i reach for it and he slaps my hand
away. I' m getting pissed but i
remember that i' m not supposed to
touch an ofthem. But ten he says
Now that was just plain dumb. I punch
him in the stomach (not too hard,
though) and grab the bottle from his
hand while he' s hunched over, holding
his gut. As i' m walking away, i hear him
shout "raght me faggota". So uturn
around and i see him fucking running at
me. I was expecting him to pussy out so
i just stand my ground and wait for him
to slow down. He doesn' t though. [kids
got balls) so i punch him again, in the
face though and knock him out.
Now i was feeling really guilty after
this, but apparently the kid was a
HUGE fucking douche, everybody hated
him, and he wasn' t even invited to the
fucking party. And so all the other kids
were like
Loljk i got in shit with my parents, the
kid' s parents, and everyone is now afraid
to hang out with my sister.
Love BEAR
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#3 - happyfucktime (11/16/2011) [+] (2 replies)
nice repost
#41 - Busemann (11/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
A pretty old repost..
#11 - greatbear (11/16/2011) [-]
fuck you shaunmello , you reposting scumbag
fuck you shaunmello , you reposting scumbag
#379 - twatdestroyerr (11/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**twatdestroyerr rolled a random image** repost
#77 - anonymous (11/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
hey i remember about 5 months ago when this was another user's true story!
#52 - rockhardorange (11/16/2011) [-]
true story
#360 - anonymous (11/16/2011) [-]
#312 - ifapinschool (11/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
fuck you reposting nigger
fuck you reposting nigger
#554 - RepublicanTigre (11/17/2011) [-]
At least you admitted it was a repost.
At least you admitted it was a repost.
#317 - kamilrulez (11/16/2011) [-]
you punch kid for drinking smirnoff at age 15, kids parents give YOU shit
welcome to How to Parent by Casey Anthony
#151 - ocb (11/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
open the case
#458 - myfacewheni (11/17/2011) [-]
**myfacewheni rolled a random image**
**myfacewheni rolled a random image**
#286 - burntretoast (11/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Nice repost.
#137 - xrossthehossx (11/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#106 - toxicwastedump (11/16/2011) [-]
this is a repost from like a year ago fuck you op you dont deserve any of those thumbs
#75 - andresshinkyo (11/16/2011) [-]
<------- Now you know what to do!
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