Best experience at work

parenting, they did it right

her face when she realised she needed 50 cents later on in the day

that's a beautiful story...

too bad my sexual desires are stronger than my other emotions...

**thisoneguyyyyy rolls 66**

Children are the true humans. I guess when you grow op, most people just get instant assholes.

Her face when she came back from the washroom to find you stole her change

...until she is exposed to the unkind, cruel and heartless nature of the world around her, corrupting her childish innocence and crushing any kindness she might have had. She grows up to become a ruthless corporate executive of the same multi-branch ice cream chain and ends up boosting the chains success by at least 20%. At some point she is given the opportunity to initiate a merger with a larger ice cream company (let's say Dairy Queen) and sell off the rights to their famous cream soda floats. This merger, although benefiting the company as a whole, forces them to shut down one quarter of their existing establishments and convert the rest into DQs. She is put in charge of notifying each establishment that they are being shut down and that the employees of each branch are going to be laid off. One of the branches is in her home town. When she walks into the small ice cream shop, she is hit with a wave of nostalgia and decides to get a small cup of ice cream (her diet won't allow more than a small treat). As she pays, she notices the cashier giving her a funny look, almost as if he recognizes her. She leaves fifty cents in her cup and leaves the establishment on the verge of tears.

The next day, the little ice cream shop was shut down.

This restored my faith in humanity.

My fucking r=teacher read this same story from a chicken soup book in class today. Are you in my class?

**zomgodness rolled a random image**

This is from an old story, back in the '30s, in the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less. A 10 year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him.

"How much is an ice cream sundae?" the little boy asked.

"Fifty cents," replied the waitress.

The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied the coins he had. "Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he inquired.

By now, more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing very impatient. "Thirty-five cents," she brusquely replied.

The little boy again counted his coins. "I'll have the plain ice cream," he said.

coins. The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress came back, she began to cry. As she wiped down the table, there placed neatly beside the empty dish were two nickels and five pennies. You see, he couldn't have the sundae because he had to have enough money to leave her a tip.

Nice steal bro!

Since when is ice cream a dollar

It's people like this that make life worth living

next time you see that girl
GIVE her a large ice cream

**sarabearrawr rolled a random image**
I want to live on this planet some more..