ATM. . ATM A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: Please note that this Bank is installing new ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving the
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A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
Please note that this Bank is installing new ATM machines enabling
customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new
facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts
After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed
Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:
l Drive up to the cash mashine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of sash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
I. Drive off.
l Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
at Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on wit phone you WW call them hack and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
I. Open car door to allow easier assess to machine due to its excessive distance from the u
It insert card.
9. Reminders card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
ft Press cancel and recenter Correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
Cheek makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
fr.. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. make up.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
Reverse back to cash machine.
Retrieve card.
22. hand bag, iskate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate mate driver waiting behind you.
Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 mites.
27.. Release Parking Brake.
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User avatar #1 - derik (11/13/2011) [-]
wow really ATM machine... The M in ATM stands for machine... I hate dumb people...
User avatar #3 to #1 - flaminggodzilla (11/13/2011) [-]
Your right it does,but you have to add machine after it to make it proper,

Notice what it would say,"installing new drive through ATM"

Compared to "installing new drive throught ATM machines"

See the difference?
User avatar #9 to #3 - derik (11/14/2011) [-]
No, by adding machine to the phrase you are saying automatic teller machine machine. Does that make sense? would you say OJ juice, or PI investigator? No? Then why ATM machine?
User avatar #11 to #9 - flaminggodzilla (11/14/2011) [-]
It's all about grammar, You can't say OJ juice because it's not proper,but when refering to ATM you have to add machine after it to make it proper.
User avatar #12 to #11 - derik (11/14/2011) [-]
Saying "installing a new drive through ATM" is perfectly acceptable. The M in ATM replaces the need for the word machine. That is why acronyms are used, to shorten and condense otherwise long phrases or terms. You could say an AT machine, but no one would know what your talking about. however whenever I hear someone say ATM machine it just drives me crazy. Not sure why because usually I could care less about proper grammar.
User avatar #13 to #12 - flaminggodzilla (11/14/2011) [-]
You just completely are saying " **** the english language"?
User avatar #14 to #13 - derik (11/14/2011) [-]
English language is **** anyways lol. But really ATM machine just sounds stupid... Why would you say machine when its already implied by the M? Your doing extra work for no reason. Its like saying X=2, X=3-1. Would you ever put that down on a math test just to make sure your teacher really understood your point?
User avatar #15 to #14 - flaminggodzilla (11/14/2011) [-]
What are you talking about?
This has nothing to do with math?
This is grammar?
Two different things?
There are rules in both, so no I wouldn't really care for it,because it's not needed but the machine after ATM is.

User avatar #16 to #15 - derik (11/14/2011) [-]
AHHHHHHHHHHHH NO ITS NOT!!!!!!! I swear to you its not needed. I am going to ask my English professor this. Not sure ill get proof, but if im wrong I will come back to this and apologize. OH, and sorry for calling you dumb lol Im sure you don't really care that much but it was uncalled for.
User avatar #4 to #3 - baldraun (11/14/2011) [-]
ATM achine
User avatar #5 to #4 - flaminggodzilla (11/14/2011) [-]
Slow to catch on aren't you?...
User avatar #6 to #5 - baldraun (11/14/2011) [-]
No, simply offering a comprehensible compromise for your arguments.
User avatar #7 to #6 - flaminggodzilla (11/14/2011) [-]
That's not proper english,how is that helping?
User avatar #8 to #7 - baldraun (11/14/2011) [-]
If we're going to take the side of the argument that adheres to strict grammatical and mechanical rules rather than what could be interpreted by the generally stupid public, then derik's point is more valid than yours. My solution wasn't meant to be orthodox, nor was it even meant to be a solution - it was primarily meant to be a source of humour, which has apparently evaded you.
User avatar #17 to #8 - derik (11/14/2011) [-]
Thanks bald, its not his fault though, he just cant help it...
User avatar #10 to #8 - flaminggodzilla (11/14/2011) [-]
How is his point more valid?
You explained nothing using so many "big" words?
You fail that bad,I applaud you for your use of your intelligence so very well,but yet you accomplished nothing in that, let's say "paragraph".
#2 - fhhfas (11/13/2011) [-]
*roll #9*
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