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#632 - doodogger (11/14/2011) [-]
>Go to club with girlfriend.  
>Someone other than me slaps her ass.  
>Turn around with the "bitch please" look on my face.  
>the guy is 6'7'' and looks like martha stewart on anabolic steroids.  
>punch him in the throatas hard as I can.  
>he's on his knees grabbing his nech chest area.  
>kick him in the nose with the heel of my foot.
>Go to club with girlfriend.
>Someone other than me slaps her ass.
>Turn around with the "bitch please" look on my face.
>the guy is 6'7'' and looks like martha stewart on anabolic steroids.
>punch him in the throatas hard as I can.
>he's on his knees grabbing his nech chest area.
>kick him in the nose with the heel of my foot.
#636 to #632 - anonymous (11/14/2011) [-]
Reality:
>He's 6'7
>You can't reach his throat.
>You get your ass kicked.
User avatar #685 to #636 - merkone (11/14/2011) [-]
nonsense, front kick the inner knee, straight jab to the bicep to stun and incap his arm,strike the addams apple to stun, chop to the soft tissue behind the ears next to the spine, drop and pin with arm bar, ryukyu kempo- i love my martial art :)
#638 to #636 - doodogger (11/14/2011) [-]
>I'm 6'2'' 220lbs and not obese.  
>I know how to fight.
>I'm 6'2'' 220lbs and not obese.
>I know how to fight.
#660 to #638 - sathrax (11/14/2011) [-]
This sounds like a statement a short person would say over the intern- wait a minute...
#662 to #660 - doodogger (11/14/2011) [-]
That sounds like something a troll would sa- wait a minute...
That sounds like something a troll would sa- wait a minute...
#666 to #662 - sathrax (11/14/2011) [-]
umad shorty?
umad shorty?
#669 to #666 - doodogger (11/14/2011) [-]
I am literally 6'2'' though.
#678 to #669 - sathrax (11/14/2011) [-]
So am I, which is only part of why I know that tall people can't say they know how to fight, because noone wants to fight with a tall person, so they rarely ever get into fights. It's short people who know how to fight. I also know that from experience @_@
#680 to #678 - doodogger (11/14/2011) [-]
I am the 1%
I am the 1%
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#641 to #638 - anonymous (11/14/2011) [-]
im 6'8" and i cant fight for shit
#642 to #641 - doodogger (11/14/2011) [-]
you don't say ?
you don't say ?
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