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Hey John ks Mike I
l Are you still m
anal explorer?
Mine blew up i
That' s what happens when
you ride anal explorers too
hard
cm shit that was a bad _
typo. Ford
More if you want the anal
explorer too.
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teacher
I hope you get an A in her
class now
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i mid not pork her
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Hey dad mom just said
she wants you to stop and
get her pregnant.
since I got a vasectomy in
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ovaries will be tine.
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ready at T. Any special
requests?
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on my pussy!
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on my pussy.
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turkey this year!!!
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make sure you snowy
insert the turkey into your
vagina.
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day! had
I devoured a baby in acab
You WHAT!! I
Ha! Oh god. Delivered!!!
This phone I swear
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4: 19 PM
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How is our pregnant little
daughter!
Mom! How did u know?
I meant perfect.
Wat. _ WHAT
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Does dad have shoes tor
the wedding?
Yes, he has brown ones.
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outfit?
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I matter! Is he going
naked? Hahahahahahah
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remover or anything
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and t exploded all over
my clothes and Mor.
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funny. can your dad.
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exploded when I opened
it. Do we have Shout or a
ride stick or something.
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f Yea what up daddy's l
I am eating your mother
out tonight at 7 so you
have to find your own
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eating her out
on that clears t up i
I mean taking. well this
has been awn chat
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GOD DAMSEL
liz, has been talking
snatch
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Want to go get wasted?
Nitenite mam sorry. l
f its cool. I' m tired anyway.
I spent the entire day
blowing homeless people.
Drawing! For tart class.
f ART cuss. N
My phone hates meat
I HAHAHA DUDE JUST
STOP
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l Hi mom u called’?
Your father did
He was so excited
He wanted to tell you a
bird was finally eating on
of his Wiener.
Dad let a bird at Mt oi his
dick? Has he lost his
No! Discussie not. I said
feeder.
MOM U WROTE WEINER
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promise
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about yourself
ox so what kinda loud tor
the party
Easy Ginger foods l
Mother oi god. Easy finger W
foods
I was like what do angers
eat besides souls
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where are you l
Tatooine
The planed? Amazing! l
But really where are you? l
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