Driving home. First time. lets see how it goes.. So o few days ogre i was driving my sister, and her, friend home from school,,, b/ ah bid, b/ ah sparkles blah  drive twilight edward Gay
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Driving home. First time. lets see how it goes.. So o few days ogre i was driving my sister, and her, friend home from school,,, b/ ah bid, b/ ah sparkles blah

First time. lets see how it goes.

So o few days ogre i was driving my sister, and her,
friend home from school,,,
b/ ah bid, b/ ah sparkles blah bhh m: Alard b/ ah bid, bid,
blah bhaa blah rear" vampires blah blob
but then i had on awesomne idem...
Didn' t you Two hem that he mine out of the closet this
morning? It were all over' the news. He really IS gory. ii‘
OMS no he ism . is he? orig orig orig ''tatt Terr tatt'' we have to
call everyone orig i car/ t believe it orig this sue.
sadness oond believe it "text text text'' om; his sparkles
were o lie o
Thought the funny Junkers would enjoy this
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#54 - Teamcoolguy
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(03/22/2010) [-]
How old is your sister and her friends, they are kind of cute.
#307 to #54 - NaGeLxZ **User deleted account**
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(03/23/2010) [-]
u forgot to ask where you live lol...wondering that stuff too
User avatar #313 to #54 - KiteFlyingBob
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(03/23/2010) [-]
**KiteFlyingBob rolls 636,486,913** I agree, MS Paint Stick people are sooooo hot...
User avatar #323 to #54 - zchrls
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(03/23/2010) [-]
I think the blonde one's hotter! XD
#324 to #54 - Pedobearjrson **User deleted account**
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#42 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account**
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User avatar #49 to #42 - ImNotAPedo
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(03/22/2010) [-]
THE SPARKLES WERE A LIE DAMMIT! A LIE A LIE A LIE!!!
User avatar #56 to #49 - wethegreenpeople
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(03/22/2010) [-]
A ******* LIE!!! AW DAM IT!!
#89 to #56 - anon id: 1f4f987a
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(03/22/2010) [-]
At least this isn't as out of control as the cake.
User avatar #36 - MrWobblez
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(03/22/2010) [-]
**** that, I woulda slammed the brakes and said 'Get out'.
User avatar #235 to #36 - YmousAnon
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(03/23/2010) [-]
tits then gtfo, but only the friend not the sister
User avatar #35 - Alimosaka
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Mission complete
User avatar #132 - DocHoliday
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Robert Pattinson is actually a cool guy. He makes fun of the character, he hates the role, and he exploits the limited intelligence of the people who like twilight. Can you blame him?
User avatar #134 to #132 - TwistedBamboozler
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Yes, he's the one who chose to play that ****** role in the first place. I sure as hell can blame him.
User avatar #136 to #134 - DocHoliday
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(03/22/2010) [-]
If I had the opportunity to make millions of dollars exploiting unintelligent people, I can't say I wouldn't take it. But, we just have different views on the whole thing.
User avatar #141 to #136 - TheAndroid
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Good point, If I could make millions acting like a blank slate, I'd totally go for it.
User avatar #139 to #136 - DroyLinker
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(03/22/2010) [-]
GENIUS.
User avatar #156 to #132 - majesticmoose
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Yay someone else gets it!
#268 to #132 - BlockJuice
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(03/23/2010) [-]
...damn it. I gotta respect the guy to an extent then.

Was going to hack his account, but now I should hack Stephenie Meyer's page, and say that she wrote Edward Cullen to be a bisexual. :D
User avatar #173 - Pruzman
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(03/22/2010) [-]
my little sister......hates twilight. I'm such a proud big brother *tears*
User avatar #232 - felixthemaster
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(03/23/2010) [-]
Q: What to Edward and a Christmas tree have in common?
A: their balls are for decoration

How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb? I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell 'fetch'!

Why can't Edward read Bella's mind?
There's nothing to read.
User avatar #241 to #232 - hugsndrugs
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(03/23/2010) [-]
last one was good
User avatar #233 to #232 - Tyranitar
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(03/23/2010) [-]
Whats the difference between a zombie and a Twilight fangirl? The zombie at least TRIES to get a brain.

What do Edward and a dead guy in The Wolfman have in common? They were both torn in half by a wolf.

What do you get if you put Dracula in a tutu, cover him in makeup, and make him sleep with a man? A vampire that still isnt as gay as Edward

Why is Edward Cullen one of the few people Chuck Norris wouldnt kick? The one thing Chuck hates more than Twilight is having crap on his feet.
User avatar #243 to #233 - Chickenanon
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(03/23/2010) [-]
...='D I got nothing.
But I think these comments were as funny as the freaking picture--if not funnier. And I totally lol'd at the picture.
...
Here, have an anti-twilight-internet-high-five.
User avatar #276 to #243 - felixthemaster
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(03/23/2010) [-]
*joins in*

HIGH FIVE!
User avatar #326 to #276 - Chickenanon
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(03/24/2010) [-]
....
I freaking love you.
User avatar #327 to #326 - felixthemaster
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(03/24/2010) [-]
:D
#250 to #243 - acemansixtwofive
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(03/23/2010) [-]
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Edward was having suprise buttsex with bella behind him
#107 - Jacob the Maddog **User deleted account**
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(03/22/2010) [-]
I know what his sparkles are.Its JIZZ!>:)
#114 to #107 - anon id: 85fdc035
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Edward Cullen cums ******* rainbows.

Thats some hardcore **** right there.

{~}
User avatar #59 - AresInferno
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(03/22/2010) [-]
I would have said "shut the hell up. Im driving, I'll kill us!"
#37 - Gyrrados **User deleted account**
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