Driving home. First time. lets see how it goes.. So o few days ogre i was driving my sister, and her, friend home from school,,, b/ ah bid, b/ ah sparkles blah  drive twilight edward Gay
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Driving home

First time. lets see how it goes.

So o few days ogre i was driving my sister, and her,
friend home from school,,,
b/ ah bid, b/ ah sparkles blah bhh m: Alard b/ ah bid, bid,
blah bhaa blah rear" vampires blah blob
but then i had on awesomne idem...
Didn' t you Two hem that he mine out of the closet this
morning? It were all over' the news. He really IS gory. ii‘
OMS no he ism . is he? orig orig orig ''tatt Terr tatt'' we have to
call everyone orig i car/ t believe it orig this sue.
sadness oond believe it "text text text'' om; his sparkles
were o lie o
Thought the funny Junkers would enjoy this
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#54 - Teamcoolguy (03/22/2010) [+] (4 replies)
How old is your sister and her friends, they are kind of cute.
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#42 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #36 - MrWobblez (03/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**** that, I woulda slammed the brakes and said 'Get out'.
User avatar #35 - Alimosaka (03/22/2010) [-]
Mission complete
User avatar #132 - DocHoliday (03/22/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Robert Pattinson is actually a cool guy. He makes fun of the character, he hates the role, and he exploits the limited intelligence of the people who like twilight. Can you blame him?
User avatar #173 - Pruzman (03/22/2010) [-]
my little sister......hates twilight. I'm such a proud big brother *tears*
User avatar #232 - felixthemaster (03/23/2010) [+] (7 replies)
Q: What to Edward and a Christmas tree have in common?
A: their balls are for decoration

How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb? I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell 'fetch'!

Why can't Edward read Bella's mind?
There's nothing to read.
#107 - Jacob the Maddog **User deleted account** (03/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I know what his sparkles are.Its JIZZ!>:)
User avatar #59 - AresInferno (03/22/2010) [-]
I would have said "shut the hell up. Im driving, I'll kill us!"
+7
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User avatar #244 - Purrdye (03/23/2010) [+] (2 replies)
is it just me or is this edward cullen being gay **** is really getting old.. im not saying i love him and that i want to be his anal buddy.. cuz i dont, i ******* hate the prick.. but its all us funnyjunkies seem to do.. make fun of him.. it was funny, 4 months ago -.-

I know this will be flamed.. so **Puts flame suit on** XD
User avatar #57 - wethegreenpeople (03/22/2010) [-]
That was ******* epic. Good job dude, good job
#123 - BlockJuice (03/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I'm thinking of hacking his facebook and making him come out. I know how to hack them, and how to not get caught thanks to /b/.

But who wants me to give it a shot?
#108 - AnDrEwInBoLiVaR (03/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
some girl told me i would look better if i sparkled
#15 - mpwebstaa (03/22/2010) [-]
no the sparkles WERENT a lie ;) it explains him clearly
#115 - pictureking (03/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i told my sister he was gay and got a shoe to my face.
User avatar #32 - patriotic canadian (03/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
so what truck do you drive?
User avatar #290 - Ricky Bobby (03/23/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Edward Cullen is gay, Robert Pattison is NOT gay. He's a nice guy and a good actor. If someone would offer you 1.000.000.000 dollars, to play the most gayest vampire ever? Would you do it? I would. Robert has been ******** money after this movie and getting more pussy than all of us.
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User avatar #267 to #265 - spicywiener (03/23/2010) [-]
you misspelled "i am a mega douche"
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User avatar #239 to #237 - Smithyrox (03/23/2010) [-]
Shut the **** up
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