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Want to stop that pesky gag reflex?
Ever have that annoying thing in your
throat that realzed you want to gag and
cough to get " out?
Ever Hear people talking quietly and want
to eavesdrop what there saying?
Ever have an urge that wont go away?
Need to pee but theres no nearby bath-
room?
Scared of needles and have an upcoming
shot?
Ever have a stuffy nose and just feel like
wasting endless tissues"?
Irland falling asleep? Want to walle it up?
Really need to remember something but
don' t want to spend hours memorizing it?
EVERYTHING
...
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Submitted: 11/12/2011
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#28 - ieagle (11/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
i'm pretty sure coughing durning an injection would end badly
#22 - noopinion (11/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I ******* COUGHED. IT DIDN'T WORK.
#29 - geooooolah (11/12/2011) [-]
yey! now i can deep throat.
#21 - leodamanhunter (11/12/2011) [+] (7 replies)
If you remember thing right before you go to sleep best then why do you never remember the moment when you fall asleep?
If you remember thing right before you go to sleep best then why do you never remember the moment when you fall asleep?
#88 - Cbatower (11/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)
<---- Why OP wants to get rid of his gag reflex.
#197 - coye (11/12/2011) [-]
Thanks for telling me to cough....asshole.....
#98 - misterducklumps (11/12/2011) [-]
...That's why i never have to pee...
User avatar #175 - lolollo ONLINE (11/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Speaking as someone who's given injections, coughing will do nothing but make you twitch and move hard enough to make it that much more difficult for us to actually give you the shot. You're better off manning the **** up and dealing with the shot which lasts .5 of a second than flailing around like an epileptic on crack.
User avatar #223 - samzo (11/12/2011) [+] (8 replies)
>urge to pee in public
>think about sex
>get boner
>horny and still urge to pee
>start peeing with boner
>cum at the same time
>2 beams of white and yellow
>people yell
>be ashamed
>start ********
>cumming, peeing and ******** at same time
>stop giving a ****
>blow up
>no I'm dead
>what the **** is going on.
#362 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (11/13/2011) [-]
Tried the 4th one, ended up with a boner and still needed to piss.
Tried the 4th one, ended up with a boner and still needed to piss.
#179 - shellysaysrawr (11/12/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Tried the first one.
#505 - hobbitkniver (11/13/2011) [-]
**hobbitkniver rolled a random image**
#128 - solidone (11/12/2011) [-]
This is also: a drug user's manual.
1+2. How to suck dick for drug money.
3. How to listen for cops
4. How to wait long periods of time for a deal
5. How to remove needle pain while shooting heroin.
6. How to clear nose after doing lines.
7. How to wake hand up after passing out drunk.
8. How to succeed in school while being a stoner.
Still, thumbs up.
#377 - thetylered (11/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Now how to get rid of that pesky boner?
User avatar #209 - ICanThePowerr (11/12/2011) [+] (4 replies)
"Think about sex"
> Taking most important exams of life
> Sudden urge to piss
> Just started test, no breaks any time soon
> Urge gets stronger
> Remember FJ
> EUREKA!
> Think about sex
> Urge to pee stops
> Can't stop thinking about sex
> MASSIVE ******* BONER
> Jizz pants so hard that in the mass confusion, I flip backwards out of my seat and make an intense orgasm noise
> EVERYONE IN ROOM ******* LOOKING AT ME
> So embarrassed
> Kill the witnesses
> KILL THEM ALL

... BUT WHO WAS PHONE?
User avatar #11 - allthesmalltits (11/12/2011) [-]
i whip mah neck back and forth
#196 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Ok, so try this:
-Squat;
-Remain squatted and breathe heavily for about 20 seconds;
-Quickly stand up, and blow in your thumb the hardest you can;
-You'll begin to hallucinate, and see wild colors.
????????
-PROFIT
#208 to #196 - kodex (11/12/2011) [-]
That starves the brain of oxygen and can cause a stroke or even death...not funny...
#368 - ilikerolling (11/13/2011) [-]
**ilikerolling rolled a random image**
**ilikerolling rolled a random image**
#382 - pantsondaground (11/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
but what if i have the urge to have sex!?!
#383 to #382 - cobes (11/13/2011) [-]
Think about... Peeing?
#26 - Repostyoshit (11/12/2011) [-]
He said my name :D
He said my name :D
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