How To Destroy New Truck

all you did was copy phonemans comment. and yet you get thumbs up.

respawning in 4..3..2..1...

that made me laugh more than the gif

Quick. Press X!

No no no. press y to jump out dipshit.

I loled at your comment. For those of you who doesn't understand, try to play Halo.

nice one sir

no i believe his last words were: here hold my beer

you got it!

no it's "oh shit"

i come from an entire family of rednecks what you say is true

I'm so sorry man.

Thank God? You mean thank inbreeding.

Ahhh, touche'

Indeed good sir :D

thats what i wanna know

DUCK!
ANAL FUCK!

*Epic rhyming begins now.*

DUCK!
IT'S A DUCK!

FAT TRUCK!!
TIME FOR NIP & TUCK!!

TROLLS ARE PRICKS
I JUST SHAT BRICKS

I BET YOU'RE DOING THIS FOR KICKS;
YOU JUST WANT ME TO SAY DICKS!

I'M TOO LAZY TO RHYME NOW,
RAMIREZ, SHOOT THAT CHOPPER WITH A COW!

IF YOU SIR ARE LAZY,
THEN YOU GOTTA BE CRAZY!
YOUR SKILLS MUST BE HAZY.

P.S. RAMIREZ, PLEASE DON'T HURT DAISY! SHE'S SIMPLY AMAZING!

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER-ER-ER

LOL YOUR USER NAME RHYMES!!
THIS SHOULD BE IN THE NEW YORK TIMES!!

NEW YORK TIMES, HELL THIS IS GLOBAL NEWS!
WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY THE GAME, AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO LOOSE...

*LOOSE...*
IF YOU WANNA FIGHT
YOU BETTER SPELL RIGHT!

HEY, WUTUP GRAMMAR NAZI?
I'LL THROW YOU INTO THE YAHTZEE!

ILLITERATE JEW
FUCK YOU

GO AWAY FROM HERE, FOR GOODNESS SAKE
GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RAKE!!!

LISTEN YOU SILLY RAT
WHY DON'T YOU GO TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR CAT

LISTEN TO YOURSELF, YA FILTHY WANKER
I'M THE ARMED ROBBER AND YOU'RE THE BANKER

JESUS YOU'RE SUCH A GOON
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID DO TO THIS SPOON
C----

OMG! YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
I'M BLENDIN' IN JUST LIKE A PINE TREE!
I AM UNSEEN! YOU CAN'T SEE ME,
CUZ I'M A NINJA, NIN-NINJA! NINJA! NIN-NINJA!

YOU SIRS ARE RUINING MY THREAD;
ME NO WANT YOUR RACISM RHYMING IN MY HEAD!!

ME ONLY WANTS FUNNIES
LIKE PIRATES AND BUNNIES

SO KISS AN MAKE UP, PUT AWAY THE RAKE AND,
IF YOU SO WISH, I SHALL GIVE YOU SOME BACON

NOW IF YOU'RE TRUE FUNNYJUNKIES, SING ALONG WITH ME:

~ YARR HARR FIDDLE TEE DEE ~
~ BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE ~
~ DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE ~
~ YOU ARE A PIRATE! ~

OK
SORRY

DUCK FUCKS TRUCK!!

and knowing is half the battle

What's the other half of the battle?

AIDS

taking down your mom

YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH