Once upon a blodd day,
I was chopping dawn trees, ever so gay;
However, upon this thought evlove,
The sun seen vanished from high above,
Uh shit!‘ I said, in electing fright,
must esspe the shroud of night!'
I ran so fast, the Kenyans were jealous;
Perhaps my swearing was a bit overzealous,
Nevertheless, I r: continued m ream
High Givith hopes of my home,
m me, it had gotten tee dark.
So monsters did spawn like horny dogs en Noah' s Ark,
Thus, as I strode w my home,
I was dodging the zombies, their mouths full of team.
The skeletron' s arrows aided their plight,
But they were no match fer my super sight!
And ever the horizon, a familiar sight came true,
I saw my abode, let rejoicing ensue!
But amp my roof, I neglected m see,
The slam silhouette seen upon me,
Aith a hiss and a crack, it (iew w my side;
And all tee late did I open my eyes!
HUGH‘ went the creeper, wide a grin en his face.
Twas' then, true evil, fucked me Givith a mace.
My entrance: destroyed, and my hard wed: tee,
But my life was intact, by a heart er time.
Yeal,' 1 exclaimed, fervent pride.
It seems that Notch is en my side!"
Suddenly, the sound of death rang its tell
Aith a hiss and a crack, it destroyed my soul,
The smart little Creeper, had taught me off guard.
So I said, ‘Screw this I' m playing League of Legends,"