The Official Skyrim Checklist
l, Buy kyrim
it, Buy a house in the mountains in a
location known only to you and the pizza guy
3. Aquire all legal information on yourself
birth certificates, drivers liscense, etc.
4. Burn them
S, Eliminate all contact with the outside world
break up with other, delete facebook call phone
company to change number, etc.
6. Fake death
7. Move to recluse mountain home
8. Play Skyrim
9. After beating Skyrim with every race, as every
class, both sexes, and all armour and weapons
aquired, stop playing Skyrim
10. Stop Crying in corner
11. Create giant statue of Todd Howard
12. Convert mountain home into temple
13. Renounce current faith convert to Cowardice
14. Worship Todd Idol
15. Make a Cult
16, On the 11th anniversary of Skyrim have the
government make Cowardice a legit religion
17, Have Cake
18. When Elder Scrolls VI comes out kill all other
members of the Church of Todd
19. Buy ESA/ l
Repeat list.
Todd created skyrim)
Only 3 / Lorre
days guys!
Harte in thea* eal.
it, Buy a house in the mountains in a
location known only to you and the pizza guy
3. Aquire all legal information on yourself
birth certificates, drivers liscense, etc.
4. Burn them
S, Eliminate all contact with the outside world
break up with other, delete facebook call phone
company to change number, etc.
6. Fake death
7. Move to recluse mountain home
8. Play Skyrim
9. After beating Skyrim with every race, as every
class, both sexes, and all armour and weapons
aquired, stop playing Skyrim
10. Stop Crying in corner
11. Create giant statue of Todd Howard
12. Convert mountain home into temple
13. Renounce current faith convert to Cowardice
14. Worship Todd Idol
15. Make a Cult
16, On the 11th anniversary of Skyrim have the
government make Cowardice a legit religion
17, Have Cake
18. When Elder Scrolls VI comes out kill all other
members of the Church of Todd
19. Buy ESA/ l
Repeat list.
Todd created skyrim)
Only 3 / Lorre
days guys!
Harte in thea* eal.
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