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Female point of view.. I love you if you read the whole thing.. I' noticed a disturbing trend on my is? beloved funnyjunk recently. . . f Guys make comics like

I love you if you read the whole thing.

I' noticed a disturbing trend on my
is? beloved funnyjunk recently. . .
f Guys make comics like this...
Women are so fucking shallow
and they only like douchebags.
I liked this girl and she screwed
me over, blah blah rage.
Repeat for infinite thumbs:
What guys don' t seem to understand is...
you may feel shitty about your
current relationship situation,
but girls have it pretty bad too.
we can' t all look like this. We' re sorry.
we genuinely try to be interested in
the things you like. we only ask that
you extend us the same courtesy. If
your girlfriend has just sat down and
played Xbox with you for three hours,
she cares about you a whole fucking lot.
unless she really is a gamer girl. If
so, props to you for finding one.)
Believe it or not, most of us have been
through rejection too. we know that feel.
so guys, don' t treat ladies
like unattainable goddesses,
but don' t treat us like stuck-
up bitches either. No matter
how nice you think you are to
a girl, if you' re not her type,
you' re just not her type.
someone who looks like this could be
the nicest person in the world, but
you wouldn' t give her a seems: glance.
Be honest. would you?
FACT: Girls, on the whole, CARE MUCH LESS
ABOUT LOOKS than guys do.
I can personally vouch for this. Ever
wonder why you see so many pretty girls
with ugly guys, but not the other way around?
so guys, stop acting like girls are all shallow, stupid
bitches. we' re not always the shallow ones.
Thumb me down, I don' t care. It just
feels fucking awesome to have that
off my chest.
sincerely, the rest of us.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#25 - vortexrain
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This is me. I'm 17, just started a minimum wage job, and weigh too damn much. Would you give me a chance? Probably not.
#94 to #25 - baconthinks
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User avatar #1870 to #25 - butiloveu
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look at my name son.
#2060 to #25 - lepuske
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-facepalm- the OP did not mean we all have to date "ugly" people :/ things take time, and am not gonna give you "How to get a gf guide." Just saing when you post a pic and say "Would you date me? Probobly not." is pathetic way of looking for bity :/ men are so weird
User avatar #224 to #25 - xxxtsubasaholic [OP]
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You actually look a lot like a guy I'm crazy about, who works with me in a pet store. Sooo... Don't sell yourself short :P
#805 to #25 - jamesyay
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2 years ago that was me. perhaps with longer hair...
point is, im now at uni, have an amazing girl friend, and lost 20kg ( no im not converting that for you)
i dieted, swam most mornings, and in all stopped giving a **** about others, and relaxed more.
hang in there ^_^
btw, according to this content, i deserve props for finding a girl who loves Portal and Minecraft.
#1866 to #25 - scrubymcscruberton **User deleted account**
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#465 to #25 - idrinkmammothsperm
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#47 to #25 - hjerno
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would you date yourself? Probably not.
Get your fat ass in a gym and work out and eat wel. It is really not that hard.
Also rest. Why dont you just try ander understand the opposite sex instead of whining.
Read some books and ****.

It is not shallow to want somebody who works out and eat well. It show a lot of what you value en life (like a healthy life).

So stop whining and read some "pick up artist ****". Its not all about gettin laid. Most of it is about understanding yourself and the opposite gender. Like David DeAngelos stuff for example.
#705 to #47 - xxTheJesterxx
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I would date myself
User avatar #898 to #705 - boogyshadow
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I'm on a sex-only relationship with myself.. **** is so cash, It's an expensive relationship to maintain but its worth it.
#901 to #898 - xxTheJesterxx
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Yup, I just gotta buy some jewelry and make-up for my hand every once in a while. And uh, ya know, it... rewards me.
#912 to #901 - nogphille
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yeah, whenever someone offers to 'lend a hand' i happily accept...
i got friendzoned by my own hand :(
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#940 to #47 - anon id: 92d9e83e
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Agreed except the PUA part
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User avatar #72 to #47 - vortexrain
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Hey asshole, my reading level in 2nd grade was at a college level and I've probably read more books than half of my school. So, if there is a book about it, point me too it. Don't be a d-bag about ****. And as for the losing weight, I've tried that. I've tried working out for 4 hours a day, I've tried crazy diets, I've tried everything. SO, SHUT THE HELL UP about **** that you don't know about. I know that it's not all about getting laid, in fact, I'd rather date an unatractive girl, as long as we we had stuff in common, then a hot girl who acts like a bitch. So again I say "SHUT THE HELL UP about stuff that you don't know about.
User avatar #329 to #72 - mrreeves
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Try Keto. All it takes is a little will power and you'll lose the weight.

Also being smart doesn't get you laid. While reading books is good for personal growth, girls like it when you're a bit of an asshole especially at your age.

Just act confident. Confidence is the easiest thing to fake and no one else will know.

Or just wait til college. More mature people and a lot more people to meet. you'll find new friends and new females.

Also stop yelling at people online. Makes you look like a prick.
#975 to #72 - hjerno
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you should probably read a book or about working out then, cuz working out 4 hours a day will only destroy your body.

And yes i know ****. I have lost 10 kg myself in like 3-4 months and I am now pretty fit (after a year). If you lose weight slowly it'll come back slowly aswell. I only worked out 2 hours 4 times a week.

Btw, bitches love when you are en control, so maybe you should start at controlling your own life.

also I just pointed you to the book?
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User avatar #2086 to #72 - NEWcrimsonphoenix
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lol, read on a college level in second grade...
can't spell unattractive or use then in the right context...
#230 to #72 - anon id: 295d20f5
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You make a post on the internet insulting yourself, and then when someone agrees you tell them to shut up?

I mean, maybe it would make sense if you said "I weigh too much and can't seem to NOT weigh too much." But with the information given, it left you open for ridicule, since you only remarked on your weight and not your efforts of getting rid of it.

Also, no one gives a two ***** about your reading level. I'm sorry, but those tests based on reading passages didn't determine anything. Reading is primarily about initiative as well as passion. Someone who doesn't have a high reading level could still easily pick up a copy of a college level book, it may take them longer and they may not understand some of the vocabulary used, but if it gets to a point where they don't understand it they could look up the words. You having credentials of being able to use context clues doesn't further anyone's outlook on your intelligence into a positive direction.

Normally I wouldn't go out of my way to be such an ass, but don't post pictures of yourself on the internet and expect people to have nothing but positive comments, especially when you do it for some poorly masked reason of picking up a girl on the internet, but when called on it, just exclaiming in your uneducated and unflattering tone of "I WAS PROVING A POINT STUPID D-BAG."

TL;DR? Well, you should've read it all, because of your amazing reading skills but:

Not only are you fat and unattractive (which can be fixed, mind you, don't lose hope). But you're quite an asshole yourself.

Picture unrelated, I've just been re-playing Majora's Mask
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User avatar #1666 to #230 - Gumballer
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Epic burn, anon. High-five.
#153 - adrummerboy
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And you're the girl who is obsessed with horses.
User avatar #162 to #153 - sonicg
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Horse's are badass dude, just sayin' I plan on owning a Horse and Cattle ranch
#167 to #153 - qwertyjoke
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big black horse
User avatar #62 - DietWater
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who's that girl in the last picture with Sarah Jessica Parker?
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User avatar #1698 to #159 - aysonator
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That gif XD

and fair point some people just dont know how to be funny so just post unfunny crap about kitchens and tihnk they're comedy legends for it
User avatar #164 to #159 - LiberatedCommie
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Well this is FunnyJunk after all. People here lack originality to begin with and that is why we have reposts.
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User avatar #179 to #174 - LiberatedCommie
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I agree completely. If I was genuinely insulted with something else rather than the oh-so original kitchen or women's rights jokes then I'd be amused and maybe even glad to say yes, I mad.
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#1050 - InfernalOneShot
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If you want to get something off your chest try your bra in ****
#1158 to #1050 - mrumad
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#372 - mirrabmx
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User avatar #87 - meif
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i read all of this, and honestly im sick and tired of all this crap too, everyone CAN be shallow, but not every one IS shallow. i hear that crap were i live and im like ugh shut up!! and to all the women on funnyjunk, NEVER GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!!

-that gay guy
#97 to #87 - anon id: 3a0dfc78
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i love you for being gay.

- a fellow homosex :3
User avatar #136 to #97 - meif
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i love you too ;)
User avatar #132 to #87 - caseyleeeee
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if you weren't gay you'd be getting a lot of pussy for saying "never go back to the kitchen"
User avatar #138 to #132 - meif
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yes i know. but even if i was i wouldnt care about that. thats just who i am!
#1580 - chronoscon
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You raise a very good point, OP, however I might just like to point out that equally not all guys constantly bitch about their failed relationships. Many of us are quiet, non-intrusive, non-judgemental types. Equally there are plenty of girls (particularly aged around 17) who act quite vicious and devious with regards to the way they manipulate males - for them, guys are just putty in their hands.

P.S im a post-'nice guy'. Its hard to explain in time but basically a 'nice guy' is a male on the lower end of the 'popularity' spectrum, who believes he is right for a certain girl, rather than her actual boyfriend who treats her like ****. In this case, the 'nice guy' is the manipulative one, as he believes being pleasant grants him the right to claim broadly enough as to think he deserves this particular girl as a girlfriend. They are categorised as sociologically weak, and you demonstrated them perfectly in panel 3.

I will say this as well - while guys quickly judge girls based on their appearance, girls will often judge guys quickly based on how loud, or 'in-your-face' their personality is, as well as how tall or muscular they are - there are equivalents of nude mags (of women) for girls as well you know - girls do fall in love with images of men, in the same way men do. The human race is destined to be shallow in its observation. We all strive for approval, whilst all wanting perfection - its a sociological conundrum, one which will never be solved.

TL;DR - OPs content sums up the perpetuity of human flaws.

< yfw read this?
#1589 to #1580 - beefking
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**beefking rolled a random image** You sir, should be a college professor on social sexuality! You have my thumb! As well as my random roll!
User avatar #1604 to #1580 - themeade
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so ******* true
#1606 to #1580 - Sabor
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User avatar #1601 to #1580 - sherrine
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you are so correct, i dot get why girls complain that guys are too "in to the hot girl," guys need more cred to them. My friend kenny is in a relationship with this girl, and sadly he was like, "ya she's mad at me.. so now I gotta play that whole game, then call her, and wait for her to finally talk on the phone, and then apologize my ass off, and then we're okay. Repeat a week later." you guys get it rough.
User avatar #1621 to #1601 - chronoscon
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Exactly - does the girl have any real justification in doing this - why would girls like her prefer to make her boyfriend sweat over a matter, and try desparately to apologise rather than confront the matter with her boyfriend? You could argue this seems a bit sadistic - perhaps they feel it's adequate revenge, because the act of ignoring someone for that long is definitely pre-meditated.
User avatar #1629 to #1621 - sherrine
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I used to be like that until I realized how stupid it was...All I could tell my friend was you have it all figured out. I dont get why they say "cuz I have the vag, I rule the relationship..." or "cuz I give birth, I rule the relationship." I gave birth... NOT THAT HARD.
#1364 - klavi
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#1747 - hinathan
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I would like to get something off your chest also.