My Revenge Story. Sorry, I know, lots of text and no big punchline - but perhaps someone who thirsts for revenge gets a kick out of it. This is my first upload  Revenge
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My Revenge Story

Sorry, I know, lots of text and no big punchline - but perhaps someone who thirsts for revenge gets a kick out of it.

This is my first upload and it's OC, so please go easy on me.

Edit: Thanks for all the thumbs (Top 60?? Seriously?? Wow!)! And if it seems somewhat freaky to hold a grudge for something like 20 years - you should have been there and seen the look on her face when she smiled at me, knowing full well that I liked her. There are girls who rip your heart out because they don't know any better and then there are girls who do it 1000% on purpose...

Tags: Revenge
Many 599 in high ... T wasn' t exactly the strongest
or the most confident guy...
me into the wall. This
guy was in my grade,
but two years older
and 50 pounds heavier
than me. A textbook
Herpette - I was
madly in love with her
Soon, the inevitable happened. " " _ -
Le Asshole, " UGUU
fondling her I ' , I uguu
badly drawn
What the ******* tane dag! I
She let him touch
her in public! tane day, I
And Twhen I 53" shall have my
them, she even REVENGE?
******* SHILED
so years later: Cr his you norcal, ---eventually googling the name
bored and googling the names of of m? hated -.
people T used to know...
Le Asshole
One search result pointed to an
older: archived Associated Press
Le Asshole, who was wanted in
the Netherlands on suspicion of
human trafficking was arrested by
Russian police in St. .
was sure that it was the right guy.
How many parents would name their child
But you
know what?
It got even
Le Me, only
one who did not:
get fat!
Fat loser high
school classmates
Even now, a couple of years after
the reunion, I can make myself
happy anytime by remembering it.
Herpette - now fat, ugly,
three kids from some loser
who divorced her!
So if there is a high school kid out: there
reading this now who feels depressed about
some asshole bullying him or some girl
preferring an asshole over him: If there
is only one thing you are willing to learn
from some old fart‘ s experiences, then learn
this: Don' t worry, all you have to do is to
make sure you don‘ t get fat and you don‘ t
end up poor or in jail, and you will get
your revenge, because the stupid people
around you will **** up their lives all by
themselves. Just lean back, wait a few
decades, and you will see:
You will have the last laugh,
my friend! (even the "human trafficking“ part:
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Submitted: 11/08/2011
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#6 - whiiterussian (11/09/2011) [+] (5 replies)
A tale even more inspirational.
#33 - wyckalas (11/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I was bullied and i'm fat :( well ****
#14 - imsamwilson (11/09/2011) [+] (4 replies)
What feels even worse is when you are madly in love with a girl and are competing with a guy for her. Worst part is you know he's smarter and better looking than you too. also not an asshole in any way.
#1 - fernandopolis (11/08/2011) [-]
a truly inspirational tale.
a truly inspirational tale.
#20 - guysgivemeboners **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #22 - diddleydoodoodoo (11/09/2011) [+] (3 replies)
And you are how old, exactly? erm...
User avatar #24 to #22 - ruebezahl (11/09/2011) [-]
Old enough to measure time periods in my life in "decades", to be married and have a kid, young enough to spend hours on FJ, wasting a shocking amount of time with the Xbox, playing stupid pranks on friends, etc. I'd rather not put an actual number on it, as it is already depressing enough.
User avatar #9 - Compootor (11/09/2011) [-]
She didn't let you touch her tits in high school because you were too chicken **** to talk to her? How dare she?! What a bitch! Let's be happy that she got a ****** life like she deserved for not being able to sense that you liked her!
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User avatar #2 - gamesdisk (11/08/2011) [-]
You got a thumb up from me... but really dude... move on.
User avatar #36 - qkz (11/09/2011) [-]
probably the best for you, girls who let guys touch their boobs in public are usually sluts
User avatar #43 - TouhouWolf (11/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
You win, kind sir.
#45 - ColorfulPenguin ONLINE (11/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>Currently in high school
>Got a gf
>She is in my class
>We broke up
>She is currently (I assume) dating some other guy (They always hang together)
>They are both in my class

>MFW I have to deal with this every day
>Still have a year and a half left of school
>Still have some feelings for the girl
#42 - anonymous (11/09/2011) [-]
yep there was a kid who use to pick on me cuz i got big but in my primary school and i went to some country came to secondary school and ha was size of a mini van...
whos laughing now!!!
#35 - dillgro (11/09/2011) [-]
so now we know what OP does in his free time
#29 - anonymous (11/09/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I love bullys, i'm a fat kid, bout 250 pounds, been that way since.... hmmmmm 8th grade? lol. natural target for bullies obviously, this one kid named mike always used to give me **** . I'd laugh it off and walk away, one day i was walking by him (i made sure to do this daily) with one of my girl friends, and he pushed her to get over to me. I hadn't noticed at the time because i turned around to give my friend daps really quick, and i just assumed she had somewhere to go. Later that day she told me, the next day i walked out of school with this blood on my arms from beating hit ass. (it was only a very bad bloody nose... but still)

mfw walking out like a baws.
#28 - anonymous (11/09/2011) [-]
ah yes this is often true. there was this one douchebag kid I caught working at a chic filet. he looked miserable and I couldnt help but smirk because i remembered all the times he made me feel like **** . I've seen others in similar positions such as a stuck up girl working at a local bar years after highschool ended. she had really moved forward in the world.

there was one more who i grew up with as a friend, when he was just around me he was cool but in his crowd he joined the douchebag brigade. I continually see posts on facebook of how drunk/hungover he is. I just shake my head and think serves you right.

as for myself i work a steady job as a web developer, have plenty in the bank, and while this place isnt the most amazing studio it's been holding steady with the economy
User avatar #16 - Lainge (11/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
(estimated) 35 year old on funnyjunk, that's creepy and disturbing as ****
#39 to #16 - anonymous (11/09/2011) [-]
The the sea of red thumbs that will come to you is creepy and disturbing as ****
#11 - anonymous (11/09/2011) [-]
Inflict hurt or harm on someone for an injury or wrong done to oneself.

Technically, it's not a revenge story if you didn't do anything.
#7 - anonymous (11/09/2011) [-]
So you're happy that someone who's only sin was not liking you ended up being bent over a table and ****** by life?
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