Intelligence test

**eightup rolled a random image** related 100%

1. Cut giraffe into small pieces

2. Cut elephant in small pieces

3. Giraffe and Elephant

4 Use left over giraffe/elephant to distract crocodiles

**imsohigh rolls 0** the amount i got right

my answers
1. you cut it up and find space for it
2. you open the fridge
3. mufasa because he died
4. use the bridge
if you had ever said that the questions were FUCKING related then maybe more people would have gotten them right, but you were assuming that everyone would assume that the questions were related and in an actual intelligence test you can not do that

my first thought was to cut the giraffe up into little pieces, what is wrong with me?

I said, "Why would you put a giraffe in a fridge?"

Old joke is joke, are you by chance Mexican?

1. Chop up the giraffe
2. Chop up the elephant
3. Humans
4. Rivers with crocodiles tend to indicate a jungle, which would contain trees. Build a bridge.

Preparing for sea of red thumbs.

These questions are bullshit. Not one of them gives enough information For instance, the second one is answered by taking out the giraffe and putting the elephant inside. The question was :how do you get an elephant in a refrigerator?" not "how do you get an elephant in a refrigerator after you have already put a giraffe in it?" For all we know it could be two different fridges. It's not like there is only one fridge in the ENTIRE WORLD.

The logic is retarded on this. Firstly, a 20 foot tall giraffe wouldn't fit into the 'fridge naturally. I'd procure a machete, then proceed to snap the neck at one of the lower vertebrae and then chop the animal up and compress it into a chunk thereafter. Secondly, I'd probably shoot the elephant with a large-caliber rifle and then force it into an industrial compressor, then into the fridge. That's assuming the PETA and SPCA don't call the government who would in turn send snipers to try and blow my skull open first. Thirdly, I'd assume that since the corpses of the Elephant and Giraffe are compressed into large chunks of decaying meat so they would be unable to attend while all of the other animals would. Fourth and finally, I'd procure said decaying meat-chunks and throw them into the river, and then swim across. Considering the fact that most animals don't "use" rivers, I'd assume the crocodiles present seeing as the meeting should have concluded by the time the chunks of meat were dredged to the river, and therefore would be imperative to my health to throw the corpses of the slaughtered animals to draw the crocodiles away from my path. This is all assuming that the lion (a natural predator) has the ability not only to unite the species of lion (who naturally fight) into one centralized monarchy, but also to peacefully conduct a meeting of "all animals" without many species from the poles and other biomes dropping dead from the intense African heat where the meeting was taking place. And even if this were to happen, the mass migration and the extinction of many species would cause a massive ecological disaster with many animals being wiped out of their niches by the pain of travel and by the vicious lions.
Problem, Richard Simmonsgot OP?

I said cut up the giraffe...
I'm a horrible person.
GLaDOS said so.

This is the oldest fucking joke on FJ.
/thumbsdown

so, the fucking fridge can fit a giraffe, and an elephant, yet it can't fit both at the same time? Fuck logic.

This is inconsistent. In the first premise, we're taking the size of the fridge into account, and you're not, but then in the second premise, you suddenly bring the size of the fridge into account in your answer. Also repost.

My answer to all of them.

These were my answers.
1. You don't
2. You don't
3. The dead one
4. You don't
I mean, why would I go out of my to put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Interviewer: How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Me: Wha...uh...how big is the refrigerator?
Interviewer: Normal size.
Me: You can't.
Interviewer: Yes you can, you open the refrigerator door, put the giraffe in, and close it.
Me: What?
Interviewer: That's a test as to whether you keep things simple or overcomplicate things.
Me: I didn't "overcomplicate" the question, I kept it within the bounds of physical possibility.
Interviewer: That's not the point of th-
Me: Shit, with that logic, we're unable to cure AIDS, or world hunger because we keep "overcomplicating" the problem! Why don't we just feed everyone? Oh right, because it's bit more "overcomplicated" than that.
Interviewer: Well I d...
Me: Is that how EVERYONE here solves problems?
Interviewer:...

i said mufasa for the lion king one. :(

one does not simply put a giraffe into a refrigerator