I'm sure no one will notice.. I posted this earlier: /funny_pictures/2846384/Bacon+bacon+bacon+bacon+bacon/ I was asked to post picture of my wrist so here goes I'm sure no one will notice I posted this earlier: /funny_pictures/2846384/Bacon+bacon+bacon+bacon+bacon/ was asked to post picture of my wrist so here goes
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I'm sure no one will notice.. I posted this earlier: /funny_pictures/2846384/Bacon+bacon+bacon+bacon+bacon/ I was asked to post picture of my wrist so here goes

I posted this earlier: /funny_pictures/2846384/Bacon+bacon+bacon+bacon+bacon/
I was asked to post picture of my wrist so here goes, OP DELIVERS!

today at school i saw this friend of mine
she was hugging her boyfriend
he showed her away to walk away and in the
process her hair moved and showed a
massive bruise on her faae, i asked her what
happened and she told me that her boyfriend
hit her
today i hit her boyfriend so hard it
dislocated my wrist
it was the most rewarding thing i'
ever done in my life.
i know this will probably get
lost in resent upload' s
so here' s something we
ean all agree on...
bacon is fucking amazing
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #26 - sauceome
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oh my god you lost your thumb DDDD:
User avatar #27 to #26 - sauceome
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so here take mine
User avatar #22 - holdenc
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I hope you got yo dick sucked brah, hitting a girl is the most cowardly thing a guy a can do
#32 to #22 - anon id: c62e72d2
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yeah its right up there with objectifying them...
User avatar #50 to #22 - jaribus
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.... im sorry.... how is getting your dick sucked a punisment?
User avatar #54 to #50 - blunted
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he didnt hit the girl..he hit the guy who hit the girl...therefore him getting his dick sucked isn't the punishment it's the reward for punishing the douche who hit the girl
#71 to #54 - jaribus
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User avatar #23 to #22 - manofparody
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Correction:
Hitting a girl is the most cowardly thing a guy can do unless she hit him first.
User avatar #24 to #23 - holdenc
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No way man, but then again I'm talking about like a 90 pound girl who you can easily hold their arm
User avatar #25 to #24 - manofparody
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I'm talking about an average girl. If a woman hits me and she means harm, You better bet your ass that I'm going to hit that bitch right back. I believe everyone should be treated equal.
#28 to #25 - rgarnett
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Equal rights... if she starts the altercation, it should be treated equally. But in the same instance if I can hold her back I'd hold her back first... hurting isn't fun.
User avatar #30 to #28 - manofparody
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Imo, if you have to hold her back, she's meaning to do the same harm as everyone else, just is too weak to do it. You holding her back is basically taking pity. Would I still hurt her? No, but you can damn sure bet that I will subdue her if she gets out of control.
#31 to #30 - rgarnett
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Exactly what I'm saying, I agree 100%. I know some hockey girls that are a bit taller than me, and if she hit me, I'd probably smack her back.
#87 to #30 - squidyj
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IMO if bitch be crazy I'm not taking any chances with my own safety, end of discussion.
#278 to #25 - inbeforeherpes
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I agree with you 100%
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User avatar #34 to #23 - TheAngryMuffin
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never hit women, its not fair, no excuses, idc if i get thumbed down, real men fight other men, end of story
User avatar #69 to #34 - banjofrank
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Before I start this, this is completely hypothetical. I've never hit a woman, nor do I plan to, but I do believe that if a woman acts violently towards a man, then she cannot be guilt free for a violent retaliation. Let me put it like this... I'm 6 foot 2 and although I'm not a fitness fanatic or anything, I am strong. I share a house with 3 friends, all male. 1 guy is around my size and the other 2 are smaller. 1 housemate is particularly small, he's about 5 foot 6 and doesn't have much bulk. Now if he punched me, I wouldn't think twice in putting him on his arse, because he provoked a violent exchange from me. I don't think I'd do the same if it was a woman, but if this is a society of gender equality, why shouldn't I? Again, this is a hypothetical scenario so all responses welcome. Let's get a good intellectual debate going.
User avatar #97 to #69 - Blazikengirl
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Well tbh, (even though I am female) I've had some brawling, but I don't believe in hitting someone who is smaller/weaker than you if you can restrain them.

This is the difference IMO. Women generally (as you've probably noticed) get into much less physical fights than men. By nature we communicate more through verbal comunication, whereas men are very physical beings (i.e, hard slaps on the back, playful rough shoving etc - rarely seen in female-female relationships) and are typically stronger, even if the same size/weight.

While your typical reaction may be to punch someone if they've punched you first, that will probably not be the way a Woman's mind works, bar the occasional cat fight. For example, if someone of your height were to hit a woman, unless she was particularly ballsy, chances are she wouldn't retaliate, whereas a man probably would. It is also likely (if she hit first) that the force she hit the man with, would not be nearly as strong as his retaliation. If you think of it this way, skills in basic combat is almost seen as a right of passage in men, and not as much so in women.

However, that certainly does not give her the right to hit him in the first place. I really don't believe hitting anyone unless its for some rule based fight, or out of self protection, but there is a difference between self defence and tit for tat. Society wouldn't be equal if men hit women from a violent exchange, because on avergae men are stronger, bigger and have more experience. It's like saying that all nerds and jocks are equal, therefore a Jock would beat up a nerd the same way he'd beat up his pal twice the size. ****** analogy, but you get my point.

TL;DR- That wouldn't make it equal unless women were always typically as strong as men.
User avatar #98 to #97 - banjofrank
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A good point well made. As I've said, I'd never hit a woman, but I have limited sympathy for anyone who throws a punch and then gets one in return.
User avatar #304 to #98 - fignewtonz
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It all depends on the situation. In my opinion, if any guy without some kind of handicap comes at me, regardless of his size, I hit him. If it is a girl, the only way I hit her is if she is going to actually harm me and the only way I can prevent it is by hitting her. i would say that with 99% of girls i can just grab their arm, or at the very least tackle them. Outright punching a woman is not going to be necessary in almost any circumstance, with the rare exception of a woman with some kind of weapon or if she is some kind of beast or karate chick or something.
#331 to #97 - anon id: 986838d9
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**anonymous rolled a random image** lol i was pulling out of my high school parking lot when right next to me 2 blond girls standing by a open car door started beating the **** out of each other. made me lol
User avatar #336 to #97 - manofparody
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So what you're saying is that they're inferior. You just angered a group of feminists somewhere in this world.
User avatar #339 to #336 - Blazikengirl
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Uh no, did I ever say that? Like the analogy I used, that's just like saying Nerds are inferior to jocks. Just because women are generally physically weaker than men (fact) does not make them inferior.

Women are a lot more skilled verbally than men typically, does that make men inferior? No, it just makes them different. You have a lot to learn about gender studies.
User avatar #347 to #339 - banjofrank
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"Women are a lot more skilled verbally than men typically" not to poke holes in your argument but I think this is a pretty unfounded claim. Can you show me some research for it?
User avatar #348 to #347 - Blazikengirl
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Not a claim, fact. I've done psychology as an AS in my school, and we learned about lateralization a lot during this time. Think about it simply, which gender do you think talks more?

The left side of the brain (language, vocabulary, arts etc) is typically more developed in women. Look up any valid neurology study about genders, they will all say the same.
User avatar #349 to #348 - banjofrank
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That article at no point implies that women are more skilled verbally. It asserts that women talk more(which believe me I know), but that has no connotations relating to the level of intelligence that is revealed through the verbal interaction. Furthermore, the article paints a caricature of males (beer guzzling/hockey rerun watching). I studied psychology for 2 years as part of my degree and if I sourced that book I'd have received a well deserved fail from my professor.
User avatar #350 to #349 - Blazikengirl
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So you're saying that just because someone practises something, doesn't mean that they will be good at it? I'm not even citing a source right now, but using common sense. If women (on average) talk more so than men, then they are going to be more skilled at talking than men.

Yes I can see why you were offended by that article, but I didn't intend it as such and I was simply using it as a basic example. That doesn't lessen the fact that women typically dominate more in the left side of the brain, responsible for verbal skills. However you can get Men who are more typically 'left brained' and Women who are right, I'm making a generalisation here, but yes I see your trepidation.
User avatar #351 to #350 - banjofrank
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No, I'm not offended at all (It's actually pretty nice having an good conversation on here), but I'm just saying that doing something alot doesn't automatically make you good at it. I'll give you an example straight out of my life. I've been playing guitar for around 14 years, and I'm good but I'm not great. I play every day, I play in a band and we get booked for regular gigs and I also play in a traditional Irish Session every Sunday in a pub. Like I've said, I'm good at guitar, but I'm not great, but I have a friend who's been playing for around 3 years who can play circles around me in spite of the fact that I play more than him is not going to make me a better guitarist, much in the same way that women talking more doesn't meant they're more articulate or skilled at speaking.
User avatar #352 to #351 - Blazikengirl
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Yeah exactly I can never have one without someone making kitchen jokes lol...

Hmm, that is a good point. I agree with you in that I think in order to be good at something it takes both practise and natural ability, but I'm speculating that because Women generally use the area of their brain that controls verbal communication more, and that part is shown to typically be more developed in Women, then they would be more apt in verbal communication. It obviously doesn't make women smarter, but on average would make them better at articulation.

E.g, if you look at a research project by Van Goozen (1995) She experimented on transsexuals who were going through hormone treatment, who were given hormones of the opposite sex. Male-female transsexuals showed a decrease in aggression and visual-spacial skills and an increase in verbal fluency, the female-male showed the opposite.

Hampson and Mask (1996), another research study showed that when oestrogen and progesterone ('female' hormones) where high during women's menstruation, they were better in fine motor skills tasks and verbal communication, and their skills in visual-spacial tasks decreased.

Through brain scanning and tests, show the main difference of the cerebral hemispheres showing >Women have superiority in language, emotional and fine motor skills, Men have superiority in visual-spacial and mathematical skills.
User avatar #353 to #352 - banjofrank
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"Not a claim, fact."
has evolved to
"I'm speculating that" I'll settle for that no problem.

Sorry, I would've been quicker getting back but I was making a comic.
#354 to #353 - Blazikengirl
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It's a fact I'm willing to speculate.


Wanna fight about it?!
#355 to #354 - banjofrank
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I'm Irish... when do I not want to fight?
#356 to #355 - Blazikengirl
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So am I!  
  
Wait a minute....  
  
I've been fighting with a deartháir all this time :|
So am I!

Wait a minute....

I've been fighting with a deartháir all this time :|
User avatar #357 to #356 - banjofrank
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Makes sense. I'm Donegal, what about you?
User avatar #358 to #357 - Blazikengirl
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I'm in Belfast... which is Northern Ireland but my passport is Irish.

Ulster abú.
User avatar #359 to #358 - banjofrank
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Ah we're all on the same team. I went to Uni in Coleraine. **** Northern Ireland, we're both Irish and Ulster. Eire & Uladh Abu (Sorry, my work keyboard is locked on American settings and I can't do fada's)
User avatar #341 to #339 - manofparody
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Saying that women are lesser then man in any area (or vice versa) angers gender extremists.. Which FYI I've never heard of a male extremist.
User avatar #340 to #339 - manofparody
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Yea, women are typically cockier too, are more stubborn, hint hint.
User avatar #343 to #340 - Blazikengirl
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Well then, those gender extremists are idiots. You've never heard of a male extremist? I wonder where you live. Not to go on a feminist rant, but there was generally a reason for female extremists, as until around the 70s/80s women were the oppressed gender.

Really? You think women are cockier? That's a complete joke.
User avatar #344 to #343 - manofparody
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No, it was a joke against your personality. Get it and shut up, damn.
#345 to #344 - Blazikengirl
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Hilarious.
User avatar #346 to #345 - manofparody
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Thank you.
#86 to #34 - squidyj
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so violence is okay except for when it's not okay and women are clearly inferior and can never pose an actual threat to a male.

I should write this **** down.
#305 to #86 - fignewtonz
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it's just a fact of science that women are smaller and weaker than men. Nobody said anything about "inferiority."
#297 - XxbobbyfinxX
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YOU LOST YOUR thumb TOO?
#300 to #297 - ramannoob
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User avatar #188 - mattdoggy
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you have no wrists....
maybe fat
#196 to #188 - moltirrum
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um, moron... maybe they are swollen because he dislocated his ******* wrist??
#204 to #196 - aqualadFTW
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#155 - raulito
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You DISLOCATED your wrist? Please. Point at the joint in your hand.
A dislocated wrist requires surgery seeing how your hand is connected with tendons not a joint. Yours truly; Second year med-student.
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User avatar #226 to #179 - raulito
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Oh and the doctor card gets you so much pussy !
User avatar #215 to #179 - raulito
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Getting in to med school is harder then the actual education. Worked my ass off the few years before med school, but the past two years have been amazing. But you need a strong memory and empathy for your fellow man.
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User avatar #185 to #179 - wutlolski
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Few years time. Manchester University. There is like...a 10% chance I could know you ¬¬
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User avatar #200 to #155 - tharic
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since youre a med student, eplain this to me: when i was kid my mom tried to wake me up by pulling me. Something happened and she said my wrist "dislocated." if it didnt dislocate, what happened because i remember a **** load of pain and the doctor just had to pull and push my wrist back to place.
User avatar #213 to #200 - raulito
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You migth have broke the bone in your arm. Has happened to me to. There is not an actual joint in your hand as for example a shoulder-joint. How old were you?
User avatar #214 to #213 - tharic
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young like 4 i think
#216 to #214 - raulito
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The bones in young children are very soft and undeveloped. Therefor you don't need more than a little tug to brake it out of position. (see picture)
User avatar #217 to #216 - tharic
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but i can clap with that one hand. .___.
User avatar #221 to #217 - raulito
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can't?
User avatar #225 to #221 - raulito
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My hand still hurts from my fracture. I can clap but have problems writing i.e fapping :P
User avatar #308 to #225 - fignewtonz
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medical advice by providing foggy details to a person on the internet who claims to be in medical school.

seems legit
User avatar #244 to #155 - ollietweak
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the scaphoid, i still have nightmares about that bone, needless to say i'm never going ice skating ever again -.-
User avatar #168 to #155 - edzeppelin
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Props bro, med school is ******* brutal. I watched my friend try to eat her MCAT prep book in frustration on several occasions.
User avatar #202 to #168 - tharic
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maybe she MIGHT just be retarded
#206 to #155 - panchovader
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Can I Get a Free Physical? ;)
User avatar #222 to #206 - raulito
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sure. Are you in pain?
#248 to #222 - panchovader
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My Butt is :)
#269 to #248 - raulito
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Then you should take you boytoys dick out of it.
Then you should take you boytoys dick out of it.
#162 to #155 - omgmusket
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#166 to #162 - raulito
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Comment Picture
#275 - justatest
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<- What really happened
User avatar #159 - lolmike
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You dislocated your girlfriend?
#152 - unicornbanger
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This image has expired
You must punch like a Richard Simmonsgot if you get bruised from a punch. I mean with that, that if you
punch on the right way, you won't get bruised.

Aaaaaaand i think this is fake.
Probably fell on something.
.Gif unrelated.
#177 to #152 - anon id: 5996c6c4
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****** saved
User avatar #154 to #152 - OptimusRhyme
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this .gif just made my morning XD
#133 - deepweb
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What the abusive boyfriend saw
What the abusive boyfriend saw
User avatar #147 to #133 - Fluorum
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a mustache!
#157 to #133 - codexfoxx
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this is WAY better
this is WAY better
User avatar #198 to #157 - granate
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Needs more mustache.
#121 - DropDeadShred
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I'm just guessing by wear the bruise marks are, but what messed you up is the part of you used to make contact, you should try hitting more with the middle and index knuckles.  
But well done ******* up a women beater, I hate that ****.
I'm just guessing by wear the bruise marks are, but what messed you up is the part of you used to make contact, you should try hitting more with the middle and index knuckles.
But well done ******* up a women beater, I hate that ****.