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User avatar #109 - dthedeadmxcn (04/21/2010) [-]
i dont i have sex
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User avatar #103 - mentalman (03/22/2010) [-]
Just as the porn video finishes loading, a message appears at the corner of my screen:
"Battery low - 5 mins remaining"
Game on!
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User avatar #102 - Codder (03/22/2010) [-]
It just makes the day go by, to squeeze one out real quick.
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User avatar #99 - elzelECTRO (03/22/2010) [-]
I mainly do coz I'm horny.

I guess this kind of fits under 'because I want to' but eh, bit vague
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User avatar #98 - mentalman (03/22/2010) [-]
My wife insisted I stopped wanking.
"Why?" I asked. "It's perfectly natural."
She hissed back; "The kids are trying to eat their dinner."
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#94 - anonymous (03/22/2010) [-]
i think quite a lot of people do it out of boredom
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#92 - anonymous (03/22/2010) [-]
My record is 10 times in one day.... Of course that was back when I was only 14... What's your all's?
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User avatar #93 to #92 - Firecrotch (03/22/2010) [-]
4,893 times in a week beat that bitch!!!
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#100 to #93 - anonymous (03/22/2010) [-]
Damn, you'd have to do nothing but masturbate once every two minutes for one week straight! :o
That's incredible
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User avatar #101 to #100 - Firecrotch (03/22/2010) [-]
Yeah I eventually lost enough blood to where it lost all feeling
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User avatar #95 to #93 - mentalman (03/22/2010) [-]
I tried, i no longer have a foreskin.....
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User avatar #91 - swissdude (03/22/2010) [-]
i hate it when i get turned on watching youtube, and HAVE to, wastes time.
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User avatar #108 to #91 - swissdude (03/23/2010) [-]
soft core, always leads to hardcore on a REAL porn site, it makes me feel pathetic.
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#97 to #91 - anonymous (03/22/2010) [-]
Hell, i hate it when i get turned on here looking at all the soft porn you all post..
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#87 - Fat Cookies (03/22/2010) [-]
for me it's because I need something to do while food is being cooked in kitchen
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#86 - anonymous (03/22/2010) [-]
I hate when I get those "urges" to look at porn :\
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User avatar #88 to #86 - cammyT (03/22/2010) [-]
not being nasty but why would ye hate it
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#89 to #88 - anonymous (03/22/2010) [-]
Because it happens all the time when im board and at home alone...
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User avatar #96 to #89 - ThatBoy (03/22/2010) [-]
I hate something too...

I hate people that can't spell "bored" right -.-
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User avatar #90 to #89 - cammyT (03/22/2010) [-]
to right
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