I.Just.Can't

this is to your brother

I'll just use my textbook money, Skyrim > Physics. Professor be all like "You got an F. Do you know what the F stands for?" And I'll be like "Yeah, it stands for FUS ROH DAH!!"

this could be of use to you sir

all glory to you good sir

This thread.

This... I would love to see your Professor after this. :P

This may be a suitable image...

Isn't he grabbing her tits?

must be some saggy ass titties then....

To help you with your words
Dovahkiin Dovahkiin
Naal ok zin los vahriin
Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal
Ahrk fin norok paal graan
Fod nust hon zindro zaan
Dovahkiin Fah hin kogaan mu draal
AKA: the REAL lyrics in the Trailer

Translation-
Dragonborn Dragonborn
By his honor is sworn
To keep evil forever at bay
And the fiercest foes rout
When they hear triumph's shout
Dragonborn for your blessing we pray

and the equally awesome misheard lyrics -
For the king!
For the king!
For the sake of Skyrim!
For our life,
For our home,
For Hrothgar's blood,
For the Nords,
And for the Gods,
For the sole single son,
Dovahkiin, our king,
Who will dawn with fire!

Full Version:
Dragonborn Dragonborn
By his honor is sworn
To keep evil forever at bay
And the fiercest foes rout
When they hear triumph's shout
Dragonborn for hunger blessing we pray

And the scrolls have fortold
Of black wings in the cold
That when brothers wage war come unfurled
Alduin, bane of kings
Ancient shadow unbound
With a hunger to swallow the world

That seems too long, did you see the 2 min trailer. Can you point me to the video you saw

I don't honestly know where i found this but it was on some IGN like site.

I went on IGN, almost punched my screen. Saw 5 innovations COD gave the world. Jesus

I know i don't see why anyone cares for that game it will never compare to Skyrim.

Or just use that same bail money to buy skyrim, just sayin.

But seriously, people get WAY too worked up over Call of Duty. It's not that bad. The MW campaigns are pretty damn epic and MW3 looks to live up to it. Sure multiplayer can be retarded but at least IW are trying to fix it by sort of taking some ideas from Battlefield. Obviously I'm getting Skyrim over MW3 but when I get the money, MW3 is next on my buy list.

Completely agree, and it's not the game that's bad, is the goddamn idiots that play it and take it to seriously.
funny gif for your troubles

damn thing didn't load

YOU TWO..
there need to be way more people like you.
/salute

Thank you sir. thumb for you.

I'm so siked for MW3!!! It's entertain me for a full 3 days until skyrim comes out!

Psyched*

my bad.

Tis all good ;)

*Tis'

<--- you

how much is bail, i think we can all pitch in

I would fucking Fus-Do-Rah and get your ass out of jail and hand you a copy of Skyrim myself.
No Elder Scrolls player should be left out on the beauty of Skyrim.

Kill the boy

sell the mw3 or return it

I've never played an elder scrolls game...

GO BUY OBLIVION BEFORE I SLIT YOUR THROAT AND BATHE IN YOU BLOOD

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

To your brother.

Take MW3 and take it into GamesTrading or any other such store and trade that shit for SKYRIM!!!!

**darkfuzion rolled a random image**
Man $60 for a map pack BULLSHIT, but seriously. In Biology my teacher said WHO IS GUNNA BUY MW3! All the guys except me stood up cheering except me :(. I said Fuckya SKYRIM and only one person knew what it was and thought it was a MMORPG FPS Da fuck people!

I hate it when people post the whole accusation of having no social life just because they like a certain thing cause it forces me to boast. I'm one of the biggest Elder Scrolls fans out there yet I've been popular at all the schools I go to, I have straight A's, and I have a lot of friends in a couple of places (Europe, California, and now Chicago), I have an athletic body and I'm quite skilled at the butterfly stroke in Swimming.

Pic related It's me and my bitches, I just played two of them (Shit was SO CASH)

Says the dumbass troll names idrinkmammothsperm

And he deleted his comment

"Beta as fuck?" if your name is idrinkmammothsperm you sure the hell aren't an alpha male. Sure I am not either, but fuck you I have a social life and Skyrim! Learn how to use English correctly dumbass.

Also here is the other picture from that set:

Actually, I'm not even going to try to roll better than that.

thumb

inb4 shitload of thumbs and frontpage

Wow, take my thumbs, good sir

OMG. Perfect roll!

Winner!!!

Gif version for your troubles.

Watch someone screencap this and get to the front page

I was asked today if i was going to get oblivion 5. Im done with this world..

No offence ( i hope you write it so.. :D)
to all the cod players, but i think cod 8 is the same as cod6..
some of my friends, which prefered cod6 are playing now bf3 and not cod8
im just telling you..
bf3, skyrim and revelations ftw! :)


(please dont thumb me down at my grammar, it's just, that i'm from germany, and i'm not as good as you guys in english. )

You're right, and this rant isn't directed at you because you're not bitching about it.
But all the people saying "Hurr durr it's just mw2 with new maps guns gamemodes and campaign"..NO FUCKING SHIT IT'S A SEQUAL../rant
It's not a new game like black ops or Cod4..It is the sequal to MW2..It is going to play like MW2..

yep..
mw3 is the continuation of mw2
i played the campaign im mw1 and mw2..
i just think it's like a playable action movie.

Or, VIDEO..GAME... :O

YO DAWG.
i heard you like action movies.
so i made MW1 MW2 and MW3
so you can play war, while you watch war :D

...That sir..Blew my mind..

Thanks a lot!

What I would do to my friends...

I feel like I'm the only person that wants Skyward Sword more than any of these games. Not saying that the other games are bad, I've just never played them and only have a Wii. I guess I'm probably all alone on that.

You wanted to punch them in the face for not sharing your taste in video games?

How open minded of you.

This game will be my religion. xD

Sounds like more of a loser than a geek/nerd.

If it's her or Skyrim, I choose Skyrim

now i am unable contain my orgasms aswell.

**jackthelicker rolled a random image** you shall be praised!

Nice Lol

Comments on a nice roll
Gets thumbs down.
Welcome to FunnyJunk, I guess.

What a lovely story.

Look up. The Nine has truly blessed the user "dusters"

Plus it's all anon's saying this shit

JUST beat me to it, bravo

Dear god man, the riots that would arise...

A million overweight Derpingtons in horned helmets and pelt robes they made from their ex-dog and girlfriend storming Bethesda HQ.

... Beautiful.

If Skyrims bad as Duke Nukem........My pic is related....Just a warning Bethesda.

Duke Nukem isn't that bad. It was just hyped like crazy and didn't live up to expectations.

And Skyrim isn't being hyped like crazy?

why is there a midger one?!

You're not the only one who initially thought that.. lol

I have no clue lol

now that i think of it, why is there more then one? and why didnt i wonder that in the first place >.<

its spider man he doesn't need to explain himself

good point, but does this mean everybody gets more then one?

well there's a few spidermen here so i guess yeah