Mantises. If you don't get it, do not reproduce... While reproducing themselves the female mantis eat's the males matins head to reproduce Zabug comic
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User avatar #1 - justatroll (11/06/2011) [+] (12 replies)
While reproducing themselves the female mantis eat's the males matins head to reproduce
#77 - bobJML (11/06/2011) [+] (12 replies)
>If you don't get it, do not reproduce.
>do not reproduce

Oh, I'm sorry that I haven't dedicated my life to learning everything there is about a Praying Mantis. You're right, I shouldn't reproduce, because then my kids will definitely be retarded since I don't know one fact about a particular insect.
User avatar #93 - gleonardi (11/06/2011) [+] (9 replies)
For those that didn t get it :


Female praying mantis are known for eating their partners heads after mating.

A female praying mantis that is fat, had to eat a lot of heads and therefore had a lot of sex.

A so called whore.

Just helpin here
User avatar #5 - alittledecoy (11/06/2011) [-]
at first i didn't get it........ then i started laughing my ass off. and BTW, the fact that female mantises eat their mates isn't very well known so not knowing the joke doesn't make a person too stupid to reproduce.
#281 - fuckyeahpidgey (11/07/2011) [+] (5 replies)
It's funny because the female mantis devours the male after mating, thus, the implication is that a mantis that is overweight must have engaged in some form of intercourse a number of times, since she would have eaten a number of mates. In conclusion, the humor is derived and summed up in the phrase "Whore", which denotes a female who typically has a lot of sex in a shameless manner.
#357 - zombiepigman (11/07/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**zombiepigman rolled a random image** this roll is a whore too
User avatar #193 - dubickimus (11/07/2011) [+] (3 replies)
if you call us dumb for not getting the joke then maybe you should have realized that the plural of "mantis" is "mantids"
User avatar #232 - Loppytaffy (11/07/2011) [+] (7 replies)
I don't get it, but i'll take a wild stab- do the females eat the males after mating?
User avatar #244 to #240 - Loppytaffy (11/07/2011) [-]
Sounds like my ex girlfriend...JK! I've never had a girlfriend.
#237 - djcreeper (11/07/2011) [-]
>MFW it took me a minute to get it.
#220 - endofttme (11/07/2011) [+] (5 replies)
If you don't get it, the female matis (the one being pounded) Eats the head of the male mantis (after being pounded), in this case, it seems she eaten quite a few heads.



Pic unrelated.
#405 - strokemypapaya (11/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**strokemypapaya rolled a random image** whos really a whore
#354 - KillYourself (11/07/2011) [+] (3 replies)
hey guys look what i found!
#32 - jaierpen (11/06/2011) [+] (4 replies)
You probably thought this image roll was real...
#98 - ObsidianIcarus (11/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**ObsidianIcarus rolled a random image** Who the thin mantis sleeps with
#88 - miaandvinny (11/06/2011) [-]
**miaandvinny rolled a random image**
#347 - sierramistfourteen (11/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#339 - strinnity (11/07/2011) [+] (4 replies)
**strinnity rolled a random image** i dont get it, let me reproduce
#344 - chitalian (11/07/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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